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at school.
By tikitikirevenge (believe it or not).
The Third Fight
"So, the third fight will be between, uh-" Master Hand looked around the dining room for inspiration - "between the soup and the chair! No..."
"I want to beat up people!" said Peach.
"You've already fought Mario... say! That's a good idea! I'll make the other princess, Zelda, fight, uh..."
"I LIEK BEENS!" said Crazy Hand.
"Kirby likes beans! It's Kirby versus Zelda!"
Suddenly, Kirby and Zelda were teleported to a field in Green Greens.
"I've been here before," said Kirby, confused.
"Uh, yes, you live here," said Master Hand.
Kirby started hitting Zelda. Zelda started hitting Kirby.
"Boring," said Master Hand, throwing a Bob-omb into the arena.
Zelda and Kirby screamed. Luckily, the Bob-omb missed, landing instead in the audience, where it blew up Pichu. Nobody really cared, because this was Pichu, after all.
"Uh," said Kirby, "I guess I'll eat you." He ate Zelda, Zelda screamed, stuff happened, Kirby won.
(--Don't you just hate how brief these chapters tend to be? This is because this is a typical story. Typical stories suck.--)
"Anyway," said Master Hand, "I have distracted them from my evil plan. Now... uh... go to sleep."
Everyone went off, feeling dejected.
"This is boring," said Bowser.
Next chapter: the story gets more boring!