How to Write:
"The Ultimate Explosion Final Battle Life or Death Amazing Astounding Epic Fatal Grand Super Smash Brothers Tournament!"
at school.
By tikitikirevenge (that's eg-never-i-kiti-kit spelt backwards!).
Mysterious Interlude
"Well, well, well," said Master Hand, as soon as he and Crazy Hand are alone. "We've barely been here five minutes, but we've already had three fights and had several people die, fall in love, make friends, make enemies, and all in all, achieve nothing character-development-wise whatsoever!"
"MOSTLY INGEEENIUS!" consented Crazy Hand. "EET IZ 4 REESONS LIEK TIHS TAHE WEEL TAEK OVR TEH WURLDZ!"
"Can't you even try to speak properly?" sighed Master Hand.
"I LIEKD TAHT PART 2," said Crazy Hand, bobbing up and down and performing acupuncture on himself (all the more remarkable considering that he was, after all, a disembodied hand).
"Right," said Master Hand. "We move on to phase two come tommorrow, understood?"
"Okey," said Crazy Hand. "What be TEH TIEM?"
"Who cares?" said Master Hand. "We'll work something out next chapter."
"Oh GUDI," said Crazy Hand. He did a backflip, crashed through a wall, crushing Pichu, whoprobably shouldn't have been there,and exited the room just as gracefully.
Alone, Master Hand pondered.
"I wonder... has our plan been successful thus far?" he said to himself. "Considering the number of people who actually believe that this piece of cr? is readable," (and before you start chastising me for language, the '?' stood for 'azy'), "I do think that this has worked.
"How, then, shall I best trick the Smash Bros. into killing each other? And where did the phrase 'Smash Bros.' come from? Was it that idiot Koopa in marketing who coined it? I'll have a word with him... or her... or it..."
And laughing sinisterly but not quite maniacally, Master Hand left.
Next chapter: all of the obvious continuity errors are amateurishly patched up - and Pichu dies yet again!