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By tikitikirevenge (if it is, and isn't, then the ises and trizzes are all most certainly so, and all is well).

TheLong and QuietBit

"Well," said Mario, "after all today's exciting events, perhaps we should go live normal lives."

"No," said Zelda, "I do not want to. Let us engage in romantic intercourse."

And so it happened, and it happened as so:

Firstly, in accordance with tradition, Link and Zelda had a long, quiet chat, culminating in a long, quiet walk. Link longed to quietly become romantically involved with Zelda; Zelda longed for quiet. The length of the long quiet quietened the most quiet of long things, and as such, Zelda had never realised that Link had longingly longed her for so long, suiet as he had been in his quiet longing. Link made a long, quiet monologue in which he revealed his true feelings for her; Zelda made a long, quiet, response which indicated that she would be interested in romance, and thus began a long, quiet, romance.

Seventy-four long and quietminutes later...

"That was amazing," said Zelda, longly and quietly.

"Yes," said Link, "who knew that watching small mice die in shrieks of utmost agony was so much fun?"

"I did," said Zelda, "which is why I made that long, quiet suggestion to do so."

"Yes," said Link, "indeed you did."

He kissed her.

"WTF? STFUROFL N00B!" said Zelda. She pulled out a minigun and shot him to death.

"Why...?" cried Link in his dying throes.

"Because," said Zelda.

"Because what...?" cried Link in his dying throes.

"Because you didn't say 'please'," said Zelda.

"Why...?" cried Link in his dying throes.

"Why what?" said Zelda.

"Why did you have to kill me...?" cried Link in his dying throes.

"I shouldn't have," said Zelda. "I overreacted, and I'm sorry."

"Do you love me...?" cried Link in his dying throes.

"Hell, no," said Zelda, spitting on him.

"Oh..." cried Link in his dying throes.

Link died.

"Oh, no," said Master Hand, drifting by nochalantly, "we're a Smasher short - oh, it's only Link, thank goodness."

"'Only Link'?" said Zelda angrily.

"Well, we can use the magical RPG stone to bring a clone of his back to life," explained Master Hand.

"Oh," said Zelda.

She watched as Master Hand summoned a Link clone into existence.

"I don't understand RPGs," Zelda added.

"Don't worry, nobody does," Master Hand assured her.

"Oh, good," said Zelda. "But then why do people make them?"

"OK END OF CHAPTER," said some random bystander.

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Next chapter: a stream of unconsciousness.