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Bob says no matter how much I wish I will never own Harry Potter, just loads and loads of books…
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1. DON'T JUGGLE KNIVES UNLESS YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT IT!
Does this one even need explaining?
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"Erm, what is James doing?"
"Practicing a new trick to impress Lily" Sirius answered as he and his other two friends turned to watch James. His arms were full of knives, steak knives, cheese knives, chopping knives and meat cleavers.
"Ready!" he suddenly shouted throwing the contents of his arms up into the air, by the time his friends had screamed, "NO!" it was too late…
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2. Not allowed to try to seduce the gargoyles guarding the staffroom. That includes you Sirius. Once! I did it once!
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"I'm bored!" Sirius whined, slouching into the room, sighing Peter replied, "Well, find a way to entertain yourself!"
After been chased from the dormitories for clicking his tongue and destroying half its contents with a beaters bat, Sirius decided he was still bored.
Walking past the staffroom he decided he might as well put itching powder in Sluggie's cloak, he slinked up to the gargoyles, determined to pass.
"Hey" he whispered, "That pedestal really brings out your eyes, and…do you floss, you must with all those pearly whites! Wow...You've had a manicure haven't you?"
The gargoyle blushed, turned to Sirius and winked, thoroughly disturbed Sirius ran away as fast as his legs could carry him, screaming about horny statues.
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4. Don't ask Professor McGonagall if she's on crack when she gives you a detention. Or you'll get double as dear Padfoot found out.
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"Black!"
"I didn't do it!"
"Wha-do what?"
"Errr…nothing"
"Detention!"
"What!" Sirius took his feet from off of the desk in front of him and jumped up in outrage, "What for!"
Professor McGonagall's nostrils flared, "I don't know what for, but you've obviously done something wrong so I'm giving you detention now to save time later"
Sirius, and indeed the whole class, blinked several times before he asked, "Are you on bloody crack?"
"Detention!"
"I didn't do anything!"
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5. Not allowed to make out with any statues. That was one nasty dare! I can't believe you did it! Yes but it was that or snog the giant squid.
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CONSORTED!
Dude, check the rating!
Spoilsport
Shut it Black!
Were you just arguing with the narrator/author?
She started it!
Did not!
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Shut up both of you!
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Thank you!
Phew, I though there were never going to shut up…
Shhh Pete or she might get revenge!
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Stop being mean!
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Oh great, I'm surrounded by weirdoes, oh well when in Rome:
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