And the survey said…"I DON'T OWN A THING!"

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1. Don't play truth or dare with James or Sirius, I've still got the scars. Ha ha ha I remember that! It was so funny! Ha! Yeah! Mean! Spoilsport.

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"Alright…I dare you to…" James gazed around the room in boredom, his eyes then fixed on the window, an evil grin spread across his face, "Wormtail, I dare you -"

"Are you guys sure about this? I mean isn't it, you know, just a little bit dangerous?" Peter whimpered as Sirius tightened the rope around his feet and James the one around his hands.

"Of course not Wormtail! We would never do anything to hurt you would we?" James asked, Peter snorted, "Anyway, you saw the test run we did with the frozen Smash and it was a complete success!"

"No it was not! It shattered in to a thousand pieces! And all those pieces smashed into a thousand pieces! And although I stopped counting at that point I wouldn't be surprised if all those pieces -"

Sirius rolled his eyes, "Yes and you are a completely different size and weight to a packet of Smash so you'll be just dandy! Right? Ready!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"

"PETER YOU SCREAM LIKE A GIRL!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! HHEEEEELLLLPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Well" James reasoned standing next to Sirius, "He is tied to the Whopping Willow"

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2. Don't call Professor McGonagall Minnie-Moo.

"My darling Minerva, my lovely, lovely Minnie-Moo!" McGonagall narrowed her eyes, "What are you up to Black?"

"Minnie-Moo! I'm shocked you think so little of me!"

"Then let me past"

"NO! I mean…Minnie-Moo, mrs … person … thing, you don't want to go in there! Its… it's…"

Sirius spotted his friends sneaking away of the teachers shoulder, "It's all yours, BYE!"

"BLACK! DETETION! AND NEVER CALL ME THAT AGAIN!"

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3. Don't call Professor Dumbledore Diddy-Dum.

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The Marauders fled down the corridor accidentally slamming into professor Dumbledore, "Opps, sorry Diddy-Dum! Minnie-Moo's down there" Sirius jabbed a finger behind him.

Looking totally disturbed Dumbledore backed away slowly.

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4. Don't place a voice projection charm on yourself then proceed to sing 'I feel pretty' or 'The sun has got his hat on' or 'I know a song that will get on your nervous' at 5o'clock in the morning. We all had a go at this one, it was well funny to see everyone running down the stairs in there night-wear!

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"Sugared moles" the gargoyle entrance to Dumbledore's office began to move upwards, on its back; Sirius Black, on the head; James Potter, perches on the tail; Peter and Remus on the steps each of them belting out random songs, the sound amplified but the voice projection charm.

It was on this day that all of Hogwarts awoke to the bad singing of either; I feel pretty'. 'The sun has got his hat on' or 'I know a song that will get on your nervous'

It was also on this day that four Gryffindor boys were chased round the grounds with over half the school chasing them, with beaters bats and other such objects

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5. Don't declare your undying love for Professor McGonagall in the middle of the great hall. Sirius! Well I had just been beaten senseless with a beaters bat!

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"What happened?"

"It was an accident!"

"An accident?"

"Yes an accident involving me, Sirius and an iron beaters bat!"

McGonagall shook her head and rolled her eyes the lent over the unconscious Gryffindor slapping him roughly on the face.

"Your not supposed to enjoy that you know miss"

"Potter" she hissed, James stopped grinning.

"Black, Mr Black!"

"Minnie-Moo! My love, the one the only! My…marshmallow…" He passed out.

"That means he'll be fine!"

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Sorry it well…RUBBISH! I've only just been able to get on the computer and am trying to update as much as possible as there will be three solid weeks when I won't have access to any computer (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!).

But that's in April so no worries yet! 

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