Sorry this is so over due! Please forgive me:(

"Umm, this might sound like a silly question but Padfoot, what the hell are you doing?"

Sirius, hanging upside down from his four poster ('Soon to be three poster if he don't get down sharpish' James thought) bed with a black cloak wrapped tightly around him. He mumbled something about bats and Sandy Hue.

"Ohh!" James exclaimed slapping a hand on his forehead in under-stand-ment, "I get it! Well do you want to come down and help us continue the list?"

Sirius didn't say anything but after a few moments he suddenly threw his arms out, still clutching the cloak, "I fly!" he yelled before hitting the ground with a dusty thud.

James rolled his eyes; last time he had been dumped he had found comfort in waving a pair of his under pants around announcing peace for the wheelbarrows. Naturally he was quite thankful that the first thing he had seen this time were bats and not a broken wheelbarrow and the clean laundry.

"Come on Padfoot, and no more sugar or coffee and we'll go girlfriend hunting after"

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This is a follow – up list of what we are not allowed to do at Hogwarts.

Since we can't be expected to remember everything at once.

Like your girlfriends names?

Shut it Jamie or I'll tell everyone here that you have a pair of boxers with the words 'Girl Bait' written on them.

I'm gonna kill you!

Aaaaaaaaggggggggggg James you're strangling him!

He's turning blue!

Let's just get on with the list shall we?

Fine!

Don't reveal embarrassing secrets about James when you are in strangling range.

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See above

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2. Don't tell Sirius anything embarrassing or let him borrow clothes.

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See above

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Do not let James or Sirius near books Why? Because they have a tendency to 'accidentally' catch fire or 'accidentally' fall out of the window. My hands slipped! Yes, to the candle hovering 10 ft above us?

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"Lets fly, lets fly away!" Sirius sang whilst tossing 'A Guide To Your Own Designer Bin By Trevor McTrevor' out of the window.

"Pads, you do now that's Peter's favourite book don't you?"

"Erm…" he replied watching the book hurtle into greenhouse 4's roof,

"Opps…Oh well!" and he threw another book high into the airwhere it hit a floating candle.

The fire ball began to fall … rapidly.

"Err…run?"

"Yeah"

James and Sirius legged it.

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4. Do not let Sirius buy you drinks; I had that rash for two weeks! But it was funny! You looked like a creature from a swamp. Yeah and the giant squid tried to mate with you, remember? Yes I do!

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………..EWWWWW!

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5. Do not tie Snape to the trunk or branches of the whomping willow. Aaaa, I remember that, McGonagall had such a hissy fit! Yeah, can't think why…

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Lily stormed over to a laughing James and smacked him roughly on the cheek, "OW! What was that for!" he yelped rubbing his sore (and rather red) face.

"I know it was you and your stupid follower-"

"Hey!" Sirius yelled indignantly,

"-who did it!"

"Did what?"

She narrowed her eyes into slits and pointed angrily to the window, James nervously opened it and peered out-

"-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

He shut it hurriedly, "PADFOOT!"

Sirius chucked meekly, "Opps?"

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6. Do not tell first years that you are the love child of Professor Dumbledore. You are seriously whacked Padfoot.

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The first year's eyes widened in horror, "EWW!", they ran off down the stairs trying (without any luck) to get the images out of their heads.

Sirius straightened up and cracked his knuckles in glee, "Well, I'd say that was a job well done. Wonder if I can get a butterbeer…"

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