Here you go Happy, Happy people!
Goodness gracious what a dramatic day it has been! Plus I have the Happy Days song stuck in my head…
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1. Do not announce in the great all that Professor Dumbledore is marrying Professor McGonagall. And then tell the house elves to send a wedding cake up to them when they denied it.
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"Excuse me! Excuse me! Important announcement! OI! Lockhart! Shut it!" Sirius exclaimed as the Halloween feast ended, everyone looked round expectantly, everyone except professor McGonagall who merely growled in the boy's direction threateningly.
"I am very happy to announce that our own professor McGonagall and Professor Dumbledore have finally decided to admit what we have all known for a while now!"
A few thousand heads turned top peer at the professors in question as Sirius rounded off with a gleeful cry of, "Good luck with the wedding professors!"
He sat back down.
McGonagall glared at him whilst Dumbledore raised an eyebrow and shook his silver head in amusement.
It took a while for order to return to the hall and when it finally did professor McGonagall didn't have time to deny it all and hand out detentions because it was at that moment a gigantic cake, iced in colours of white and silver appeared on the teacher's table, two figures - which greatly resembled the professors in question - were perched a-top the assume construction.
Professor McGonagall passed out.
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2. Do not set Professor McGonagall an anti bun charm. She looks so pretty when she's got her hair down and is yelling ten to the dozen. You have got some really bad issues mate.
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"She looks pretty with her hair down" Sirius commented as the outraged professor stormed past, waist length, chestnut brown hair sweeping out behind her and whacking Peter in the face.
"OW! MY EYE!" he screamed clutching his left eye in agony, Remus stared ahead unblinking,
"I think I'm scarred for life" he declared turning white.
James made gagging sounds at Sirius who merely sighed in McGongall's direction with a dopey expression on his face,
"Sirius!" James called waving a hand in front of his face when he became bored of taking the mick, Sirius jumped and landed on Peter's foot.
"OW! MY FOOT, MY EYE, MY FOOT, MY EYE………ow…." he sniffled.
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3. If Professor McGonagall gives you a detention do not reply "Just so you can spend more time with me, Minnie my love" Sirius does this EVERY day!
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"Detention" professor McGonagall replied curtly,
"Oh! Minnie!" Sirius exclaimed, McGonagall smiled so visouslySirius gulped, "With" she continued, "Proffessor Slughorn"
Sirius left the room quietly though McGonagall was certain a few seconds later she heard a terribly loud, "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" it lasted precisely 37.653 seconds. She shook her head and continued with her paper work.
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4. Do not leave James alone with Lily Evans or you will have to drag him to the hospital wing a minuet later. You didn't have to last time! We did, it's just that you were unconscious because of the hex she put on you. Oh…
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"Lily, my darling! May I say you look particularly beautiful this morning?"
"No, leave me alone Potter!" Lily snapped not even sparing him a glance, James shook his head and followed her down the corridor.
"Am I not aloud to compliment a beautiful girl when I see one?" he questioned with a grin but no trace of sarcasim, Lily glared at him.
"I know what your after Potter! And I know you mean nothing of what you say so leave me alone!" she yelled before running off.
James' smile slid off his face and he dawdled back to his friends sadly,
"At least she didn't hex you like last time" Peter encouraged, James raised an eyebrow, "She didn't"
Sirius and Remus exchanged a look, "Lets go do the list shall we?" Sirius asked, James brightened and soon forgot Peter's comment.
Until now that is…
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Sorry this was so short but I knew I had to update something and been ill saps me of my humour –sniffle-
Let me know what you think!