Here i am again...typing a story...for you guys...i don't have a lot of reviews as i expected but i guess that's okay...at least i got some...may b it's the way i write or something...or the comedy was kinda crappy...i dunno...well, i'll try my best here...please review this story if you like it! DON'T HESITATE!

Disclaimer: I will never ever own this series...I JUST LOVE IT! 3 I can't wait until Kakashi's Gaiden and the second part of the anime starts...I CAN'T WAIT!


I always had a problem with that 'when the going gets tough the tough getting' line…I never understood it at all…and so, I thought that that sentence had to meaning to it at all…just bunch clumped up in the same sentence…many people think of it as words of encouragement to persevere through many difficult situations in life…but

.all I thought of it was that it was a piece of crap…and it seems that the more I hear that phrase…the more I give up on everything that I encounter in life…

I've always been called useless by many…

by the ones that I hate and love…

but, that's the way I am…it's hard for me to change…because even until now…giving up is so simple for me…

and the fact is, I'm giving up love…

I finally realized that…I've been wasting all my love out for you…Sasuke…

you were always immune to my feelings as if you didn't give a damn...it seemed as though the only person that you ever thought of was yourself…no one else…

Everyone is a no one to you, isn't it?...especially me

You never once thought of me or cared for me…you ignored me when I needed help…you were never there for me as I wanted you to be…

I cared so much about you but you would only care less…I wanted to protect you and be there for you when you needed someone…but now I know that my love was put to waste…that it was all just shit…and was thrown away by you…

but in the end…it was all just a one-sided love…

a love that meant nothing to you…and means nothing to me…


Chapter 3: Do Things Ever Stay the Same/ Underwear Affair

it was all just a one-sided love… a love that meant nothing to you…and means nothing to me…Sakura slowly opened her eyes as tears gradually grew in size as she pushed herself up from the pillow her head rested on. It feels as though my heart wants to burst out…She rested her palm on her chest as felt her heart reverberate with each thump and noticed that it's pace was at a higher rate than usual.

Placing a hand on her forehead, she checked to see if her body temperature was unusual. What's wrong with me?

Sakura closed her eyes as the tears bled out; pouring trail marks downward her face as it dropped on her arms. It feels so cold…inside…In hopes of greater warmth, she clutched the blankets surrounding her and wrapped it around her body as she brought her knees up and comfortably hid her face in the center of her knees. "Oh Mom…" She quietly whispered. "I feel so horrible right now…"

"Hey! What do you think you're doing hiding yourself over there?"

Sakura slowly lifted her face up and found Sasuke standing in front of the door as he leaned against it. He wore a white sleeveless top and the same sweat pants as last night. He had his hair fixed, with the gel bringing lift to his hair and his face glowing clear of blemishes and all throughout his body, his pale skin shined. Sakura turned her head and faced the wall after examining Sasuke and rested a side of her face on her knees.

While turning her face away, she heard his footsteps come nearer to her as each second passed by and felt the edge of the bed sink. "Hey. What the hell is wrong with you? This is the time when you usually said in that annoying voice of yours, 'Good morning!' to me." He declared as he flicked her on the head. "Hey! Why are you ignoring me?"

"Go away…" Sakura murmured as she positioned her face in the center of her knees as she did before.

Sasuke raised an eyebrow as he flicked her on the head again.

A second later, Sakura brought her head up and in pain, she covered her head with a hand over the injured area. "Damn it…I told you to go away!" She turned to the side again but she then felt her head stiff, as she caught sight of his hand holding the bottom of her chin. He forcefully pushed her face for her to face him.

"Hey, you're eyes are puffy. Are you on crack or something?"

With vexation, she swiftly slapped his hand away from her face as she rubbed her eyes for him to avoid eye contact in that area. "Hell no! You'd think I'd be stupid enough to do something as reckless as that! NOW GET OUT!"

Sasuke vigorously flicked her on the forehead as she with no hesitation, covered her forehead. "You have some dry blood underneath your nose. Wash your face. It looks disgusting."

"I'll wash my face when I take a shower."

"I don't want to look at someone with a filthy face."

"I'll take a shower after breakfast."

"Breakfast isn't ready yet."

"Then I'm going back to sleep." She retorted as she flung her bedcovers over her head.

"Wash your damn face!" In a demanding voice, he wrapped his hand around her wrist, trying to pull her up with force.

"Just go away!" She yelled as she took hold of her pillow with her vacant hand and attacked him at the face with it.

"Wash it off now!"

"If you're so worried about people's faces, why don't you wash your face instead!" Sakura tapped her finger on the tip of his nose and indicated a pimple as she waited impatiently for himto look. "See? You got a zit right over there!"

Sasuke rolled his eyes as he slipped his hand underneath hers to stop her tapping. "No there isn't. Now, WASH YOUR FACE! THAT BLOOD IS DISGUSTINGTO LOOK AT!"

With complete irritation, Sakura raised her hand in the air as she formed it into a fist, and quickly swung it straight as her lower joints of her hand smacked him on the nose. Sasuke flung back a bit from the blow then brought himself back in his composure as he glared at her.

"See? I told you. There's a zit on your nose right…here." She said, pointing her finger on the newly formed bruise she just released from her punch.

As he massaged his nose from the blow with his hands, as his fingers ran along the bottom of his nose and found a drop of blood coloring his pale skin of his fingers. "Damn wh--!"

Sakura swung her finger in front of her face as she gleefully grinned. "Wash your face now. It's looks filthy."

Sasuke smirked as he climbed unto her bed and slapped her on the head. "Oh…I get it now…You're trying to get even, huh?" His face was in close range of her own as he lowered his voice. "Hn. So you wanna play now?" As he grabbed her full attention, he pushed her tense shoulders down as she lied back on the bed and toppled over her creating a bridge, as their bodies were close from touching.

Wha-What in the world is he trying to do to me!...HE'S…

GONNA RAPE YOU!...yeah sure…if he was going to…he'd probably have to hold my wrists so I can stop from moving or do something to hold me back somehow…

"HEY! STOP! GET OFFA ME!" Sakura yelled as she tried to kick herself free from his tight hold. From her reaction, he smiled to himself as he tightly pressed his hands against her wrists and laid his feet on top of hers. …that's it…

I'm dead…

AHH! DAMMITSAKURA! DO SOMETHING!

"Ugh…get off of me!" Sakura demanded as she struggled to free herself from him. In attempt to attack him, her legs began to fidget while her wrists swayed from side to side but to no avail.

FINE THEN! WE'LL JUST HAVE TO ATTACK HIM WITHOUT USING THAT!

Sasuke felt her struggles as he laughed to himself. "Isn't this fun, Sakura? I'm really enjoying this."

She nodded agreeably and surprisedhim as he wasn't even close of predicting that answer.She then closed her eyes, afraid to do what she was planning to do next and took a deep breath. Since their faces were not too far from each other, with no difficulty, she brought her face next to his as their noses touched at their tips, shocking Sasuke. What the hell does she think she's doing?

She then slid her nose past his as she reluctantly tilted her head to make sure her lips were aligned with his. As she took inhaled, she hurriedly plastered her lips against his as she stayed in that position, awaiting him to jump off of her. Sasuke stared at her, appalled, as his eyes widened at the action that she had just maneuvered.

WHAT! WHY ISN'T HE OFF ME YET! CRAP!

Okay then…I'll move into the second stage then…After staying in that same position, Sakura tilted her head as her lips moved to her other side. From there, she gently broke away from the kiss as she moved in again. She skid her mouth downward as she took control of his lower lip. With all the passion she had held up inside of her, she placed her lips between his bottom lip and slowly bit it, as she continued sliding her lips against his, hoping that would scare him off. But to her surprise, he hadn't moved from his spot as she felt him eagerly press his lips with hers powerfully that she felt her mouth going numb.

Oh no! What does he think he's doing anyway? Is he playing me for a fool? Sakura panicked as her heart began skipping several beats.

HAH! IF HE WANTS TO PLAY, THEN WE'LL SHOW HIM!

Sakura felt his hands release her wrists as she felt it slither behind her neck. She shook from its uncomfortable feeling and noticed she had the advantage to complete her idea with more complexions. At that moment, she raised her arms and hooked them around his neck as she pulled his head down closer to hers. She removed her lip from his mouth as she placed it along the side of his neck. As quickly as she did, she sucked on his neck and ran her fingers through his hair as he bit her on the neck lightly, craving for more. OW! THAT HURT! She whimpered softly as she dug her teeth into his neck in return. HAH! TAKE THAT! WHEN IS HE EVER GONNA GET OFF? Sasuke moved his hands down to her waist as he embraced her, moving his lips back to her mouth where he smothered his lips all over her mouth, getting the opportunity to find a spot on her mouth to taste. Sakura lied there, not knowing what else she could do and waited until he finally stopped. But when she did find that he did cease kissing her, she looked up only to find him stripping off his shirt and quickly pressing his body on hers. TCH. HELL NO! HE THINKS THAT HE WON, HUH?

Before Sasuke was able to make the next move withhis head closing innear hers and wrapping her waist with his arms, she sprung her head upward and smashed her forehead with his. "Damn it! GET OFF ME!" She yelled, finding that he stumbled backwards and kicked him off to the ground when she noticed her feet were free.

Sasuke sat on the ground grinning as though he were planning a conspiracy. "You know, I was really having fun. But you just ruined it for me." He stood up while rubbing his temples and just when it looked like he was about to exit the room, he pranced himself to Sakura and laid himself on top of her. "My fun hasn't ended yet though, so hold still." He dived his face toward hers and headed towards her neck as he bit it again, this time adding a bit more pressure to his move.

"OW! Stop that!" Sakura pleaded, as she forcibly tried to push him off her.

Unknowingly to Sakura and Sasuke, Naruto lazily dragged his feet into her bedroom as he yawned vigorously. "Hey Sakura, would you keep it down a notch? I was still sleeping." Naruto complained as he entered her room, his eyes barely open. While he walked into her room furthermore, he flinched at the sight of Sakura being trampled over someone else, but as he widened his eyes a little more to rid of the blurriness in his eyes, he finally realized that Sasuke was the one on top of her and his shoulders shook. You sick bastard. As he observed the position that the two were in---Sakura lying on the bed with Sasuke toppling over her, as he resumed biting her neck. Naruto scratched his head as he nervously gulped. "I know that you guys are happy to see each other after a year, but you guys don't have to be that happy." He left the room in a rush and slammed the door to his bedroom while the two of them remained silent as Sasuke finally got himself off of her. "That's enough for today." He said as he put his shirt back on and walked away. "Wash your face, dirt bag!" He called out to her, his voice replaying in her head.

"I guess today wasn't enough for him, huh? That's bad…" She sighed as she thought for a moment. I need to buy an alarm clock and get out of this house until he comes and gets me again tomorrow…


"Are you serious that you're really staying the same house as those two!" Ino screamed hysterically as she desperately waited for her answer.

Sakura looked unpleasant and nodded her head as though she had regretted doing something. "Sadly, so…" She stared out into the open blue ocean as she rested her arms along the railing and felt the wind tickle her face. "But there's nothing that I can do. I mean that's the only place and the last place I was able to find. It's kinda like one ofthose 'take it or leave it' kind of things."

Ino nodded as a sign of understanding and inhaled the fresh sea air. She stared out into the sea and out of boredom as she watched the seagulls fly on by. "What color underwear does Sasuke wear?" She blurted out randomly and shook Sakura on her shoulders in desperation while she watched her friend's eyes blow up.

"Don't tell me that you're still one of those creepy obsessed fan girls are you?"

Ino gripped tight on the railing bordering the land from the ocean as she hesitantly replied, "No."

From Sakura's view, she was able to catch a tiny glimpse of pink forming around her cheeks. "Uh-huh…" She mumbled suspiciously as she stuck her hand underneath the back of her hair and flipped it. "That's all but just a crapload, Ino."

"Nuh-uh." She nervously shook her head in fright as she stuck her pointer in front of Sakura. "As a former fan girl, I've been dying to what the color of his underwear is."

"Hm…that's for me to know secretly and for you to never know…"Sakura slyly admitted, although she didn't have the slightest clue.

Ino's face turned white as she stammered to know more. "No way, you know?"

"Yup."

"Then tell, damn you!"

"I won't! I want to respect the privacy of Sasuke-kun."

LIKE HELL, I WOULD!

Ino batted her eyes as she pleaded, her hands clasped together. "Ooohh…please tell me!"

Sakura exhaled heavily as she placed her pointer and thumb against her forehead. "Okay, okay, he wears gold underwear."

Her friend gasped as she covered her mouth in surprise. "Oh! Our prince Sasuke-kun even has the royal color stuck to his ass." She dreamily said, leaving Sakura in astonishment, while she watched her friend's eyes glitter with delight.

Don't you even imagine him wearing shiny tight underwear that you can see the outline of his buttcrack, you perv...especially his peni--

"Tell me Sakura, what kind of underwear does he wear? I NEED TO KNOW!"

"Ino, don't you think that you're way too obsessed?" Sakura asked, her face completely pale.

"You're gonna tell me more, now!"

Geez…just to get you out of my hair…

"He's wears a thong."

Ino gasped as she fanned her face with her hands. "Oh! That is muy muy muy sexy!"

"Don't you think that you're kinda overreacting?" Sakura inquired, her eyes lowered down in annoyance. "And why are you saying that in Spanish, we're in Japan, you idiot." She sank her body down and pressed down all her weight on the railing and watched Ino attract others walking past by them as she resumed rejoicing with glee.


"Hey Sasuke, where did Sakura-chan go?" Naruto asked as he sat on his table and gulped down a glass of water.

"Why?" Was all he said as he lied down on the couch as he did the night before.

Naruto dropped his chin down onto the table and distinctively remembered the scene from earlier on that day, forgetting his previous question. "Hey Sasuke, what were you two doing this morning anyway?"

Sasuke brought himself up from the couch and looked at him, wearing a confused look. "Just having my fun, that's all."

Naruto jumped off of his seat and in curiosity approached his roommate. "So…how was it like?"

"It was seriously nothing."

"Did you get a good peek of anything interesting from her?"

Sasuke quickly jolted his hand in the air and punched him in the face a second later after hearing that sentence. "Don't you go thinking that way, you pervert."

Naruto gently laid his hand on his cheek as he whined from the hit. "It was just a question, dude, no big deal." As he pushed himself off from the floor, he stuck his hand out straight and positioned it in front of his mouth. "How about we go and check out her room since she's out of the house right now." He whispered, holding a mischievous look.

"Go away, dumbass. Not interested." Sasuke held out a hand and shoved it his face as he tried to push him away.

"Hm…sure about that? That's every guy's temptation…to look at the things a girl has." His eyebrows rose up equally as he stated his sentence.

Sasuke ignored his invitation and lied back down on the couch.

"Geez…you're so boring…Sasuke…" He left the room as he entered Sakura's room.

As Sasuke minded his own business, he couldn't help wondering what was held inside her bedroom and so he lifted up his head and patiently waited until Naruto would come out. After a few minutes, Sasuke gave up waiting for his return and turned his back away, staring up at the ceiling, momentarily out of boredom.

"Hey Sasuke-kun…check… me… out." Naruto had said in a girlish voice as he had a hand up top of his forehand and the other on his hip.

Sasuke shivered as soon as he heard Naruto's voice and reluctantly swung his head slowly as he prepared himself for the upcoming sight. "OH MY GOD!"

"How do I look, Sasuke-kun?" He repeated in his girlish voice. Naruto swayed his hips from side-to-side as he walked over to Sasuke, who backed away each step that Naruto took.

"W-Why are you wearing that for?" Sasuke stammered as he eyed Naruto wore nothing on but only Sakura's bra over his chest and wore her underwear on the bottom.

"Huh? Why not?" Naruto questioned him, rubbing his head as Sasuke noticed his voice returned to normal. "Don't I look good in this outfit?" He twirled around in a full turn, as Sasuke flinched over his actions.

"TAKE THOSE CLOTHES OFF RIGHT NOW! YOU'RE IN PRACTICALLY IN THE NUDE!"

How can he just wear nothing else but that bra and underwear? He thought to himself, having a stern face creeping onto his face.

"You mean right now?"

"What did I just say, you dumbass?"

"Oh Sasuke-kun…you're so silly…" Naruto once declared again in his girlish tone, flipping his hand down abruptly. Sasuke raised a single eyebrow up and pondered in his thoughts what Naruto was talking about. "…I never knew you were such a very dirty man…"

From there, he slowly began to tug the lining of the underwear down as Sasuke yelled in horror.

"NOT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME YOU BITCH! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM? A HOMOSEXUAL?"

Naruto pulled the underwear up and sat in one of the table's chairs. "I was just kidding around, stupid." Naruto's tone returned to his childish coarse voice as he lazily sank down in his chair.

In irritation, Sasuke covered his face with both his hands and sighed. "Just take those off in another room, would you?"

Naruto thought for a moment as he cupped his chin with his closed hand. "I think I'll wear it for a little while longer."

"YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE, YOU IDIOT! YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THOSE OFF AND PUT THEM BACK WEAR YOU FOUND THEM!"

Naruto squinted and hissed at him. "Oh shut up, will you? I'm having my fun."


"Say, Ino, by any chance while I was gone, did you notice that Sasuke seems to be acting a bit absurd? I dunno…maybe it's because of me being away and all that I forgot how he acts completely…" Sakura fiddled with her thumbs as she watched the waves sway backward and forward from the wind.

"No, actually, I think he still acts the same as he always had. Nothing different about him, besides of that fact that he's much more handsome…" Ino admitted as she stretched her arms out in free spirit.

From the way Ino acts, I know she isn't lying that she finds him the acting the same to her…

"I guess it's just me that noticed the change of his personality. He seems livelier and is someone who can make your day bad."

"You mean a pisser-offer?"

"What?"

Ino chuckled to herself as she closely observed the facial expression that Sakura had. "Someone that pisses off people a lot."

"That's beyond the obvious Ino." She stated in a matter-of-factly voice while she bent her head downwards past the railing,her back resting against the railing,seeing everything in the view in an upside down perspective. "Oh…I have no idea why I'm asking you about his personality. It really doesn't matter… " Ino cautiously overlooked Sakura's face."…and to be honest, Ino…" Sakura solemnly began to say, her words beginning to fade away in each word that she spoke. "…I just don't care for him as much as I used to…"

Ino wore a surprised look on her as she wanted to listen to what her friend was about to say. She changed her position to the side and sealed her mouth in order for Sakura to speak.

"I feel as though I hate him…I hate him so much …" Sakura's voice gently quivered as she looked at the ground, trying to hide her face from her friend. "I tried my best for him to notice me….but he didn't…

"…I did everything I had to show him that he was special to me…I tried to make him smile…I wanted him to know that being with him was important …

"I tried so hard to make him see that I would do anything for him and that I was happy every time he was near me… "

Sakura lowered her voice down to a whisper as her words looked like they weren't coming out at all."… and…it seems that I've been wasting all of my life for nothing…"

Ino playfully shoved Sakura on the shoulder as she tilted her head to the side, carrying a weak smile. "I really don't think so though…that you've been wasting a part of your life for nothing…." Ino gazed up to the sky, as she enjoyed the breeze bristle her face as she shut her eyes and relaxed.

"I mean during that time, you devoted yourself all for Sasuke, right?...tried to make him understand how vital he was to your life…was willing to be there for him when he needed it…"

"I mean ... I think to love something for that long…with all that effort…is seriously not a nothing…"

Silence roamed between the two of them, the wind glistening past their faces.

Sakura softly agreed as she hypocritically grinned wide at her, making sure that Ino understood that she heard what she said. It's all just a biased opinion of hers…

"You know, Sakura, truth is, I think I've given up on him too…cause I think I'm falling for someone else…" She proclaimed as she blushed slightly, holding her pointer over her mouth as a sign to swear to never tell out a secret.

Ino hopped a little bit forward as she reassured a smile of comfort to her pink haired friend. "Well, I think I'll be off now. See ya!" In a few steps forward, she stopped in mid-track and turned around to find Sakura staring out at the sea, her back along the railing. "Hey Sakura! Cheer up, will you? There's someone else out there, kay? I'll try my best to help you find one." She reached down in her pocket and threw an envelope toward her, as Sakura in alert caught it between her pointer and middle finger. "That's in invitation to Shikamaru's birthday tomorrow. You'll come right? He invited you after all…and he says sorryfor the short notice."

Sakura skimmed over the invitation card and looked upward to look at her friend. "Yeah, I will." She waved a hand at her as Ino began to walk away. "H-hold on, Ino! May I borrow an alarm clock?"


"DAMN IT,YOU FAG! TAKE THEM OFF!" Sasuke yelled in a perplexing voice, as he urged Naruto to take off Sakura's clothes.

Naruto brought his shoulders up and raised his hands in the air while he hid his upper lip in his lower one. "I don't think she'll be coming back anytime soon. So I can wear these clothes of hers just for a little while so, stop you're complaining."

Sasuke grunted out an 'hmph' as he crossed his arms, trying his best to avoid his chat with Naruto. "Just how the hell do you know that she'll be back way later, huh?

"It's just a boy's intuition, you dork."

"Boys intuition…" Sasuke repeated, rolling his eyes in exhaustion. "Whatever…"

Yes! I finally win an argument against Sasuke! Score one!

"Hah, I win!." Naruto faced the backof thechair and leaned on the top handle of it. "But really, I wonder where she went…"


"Shikamaru's 17th birthday is tomorrow, huh?" She said to herself as she reviewed her invitation again. "…it's also starts at noon as well…crap…I don't know what to get him though…" Sakura put away the card into her shirt pocket as she placed the alarm clock that Ino lent her in the center of both her palms. As she tried to test if the alarm clock worked, she designated the time at a random number and switched the alarm trigger on. While waiting for it to ring, she thoroughly stared at it as she admired the clock's design. It had an ordinary rectangular shape, as the color was clear blue as it intrigued of the fact she was able to see the wires and chips needed for the clockto be activated. But as she continued having an interest to the clock's looks, she noticed that the alarm didn't ring at the time that she set it to. "Damn…Ino gave me a broken alarm…that's bad…" Sakura groaned as she made her way back to Naruto's house and playfully threw it in the air as she walked.

In a matter of minutes, she arrived on the doorstep of his apartment's front door and realized that the door wasn't locked. She twisted the knob and slowly cranked the door ajar, finding Sasuke in the same spot as he was last night and Naruto…

Sakura screamed in shock and stared at Naruto, who she saw wearing her bra and underwear as his only cover-ups to hide his nudity. "What the heck do you th---"

Naruto uneasily raised his hand, his hand failing to move. "H-hey Sakura, back so soon?" He stammered, as he began to shiver with fright on what his punishment was to become.

"TAKE THOSE OFF RIGHT NOW!"

Naruto frowned. "Aww….but can't I where them just for a few more minutes?"

With the alarm clock clenched in her hand, she firmly grasped it and raised it to the air as she carefully aimed it at Naruto. "I SAID TAKE IT OFF RIGHT NOW!"

"Pleas—"

Sakura, in full rage, threw the clock at him directly in the face, blood splashing out from his nose. She stomped her way over to him and gawked. "ARE YOU GAY! SERIOUSLY! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU WANT TO WEAR MY BRA AND UNDERWEAR FOR, YOU SICK IDIOT! NOW, TAKE IT OFF RIG—"

Naruto held his hands over his nose and ran to his bedroom, murmuring as he went. "Alright, alright, I will."

In exasperation, Sakura went over to where Sasuke was and sat beside him. "AND YOU!" She snapped, punching him on the arm. "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL HIM TO TAKE THEM OFF? THAT'S MY PRIVACY, YOU IDIOT! AND YOU TWO BOYS HAVE NO RIGHT TO ENCROACH ANYTHING IN MY ROOM!"

Sasuke laid his finger on her lip as he spoke calmly. "Shut up. You're really annoying."

Sakura pushed his finger aside and punched him in the face. "Hey, aren't listening to me? That's no respect for my privacy!"

Sasuke still had his face turned from the punch and made his rejoinder. "There's no way in hell that that retard would ever listen to me. Besides, its just your underwear and a bra. I see them all over the stores around here."

Sakura gasped. "Oh you sick bastard…you enjoy going to a bunch of lingerie stores around here and drool at all the bras and underwear that they sell around there, do you?"

Sasuke didn't reply and in an instant, she threw a punch at his face again as she stormed off to her room.


In the hours that passed, Sakura imprisoned herself in her room since she took the time there sulking of what happened earlier. She didn't bother to come out for the remainder of the day and she even had wanted to skip dinner knowing that the two of the perverts were out there. She lied on her bed, smirking as her mind reminded her of the sight of Naruto wearing her clothes. Just when she remembered that image--although reluctantly, a knock was heard on her door.

"Hey Sakura-chan, you in there?" Naruto knocked loudly on her door, waiting for an answer from her.

"GO AWAY!" She threw her pillow at her door, crossing her arms after the attack.

"You know, I wasn't asking to come in. Me and Sasuke are gonna go out a buy some dinner and find a present for Shikamaru. You wanna come with?" He politely asked, as if he had felt no shame in him from the incident earlier.

"NO. GO AWAY!" She shouted again, this time with much more anger rising in her throat. From that cue, Naruto's footsteps began to thump on the ground, leaving her with a relieved face.

Good. He's finally gone. At that moment, she had heard a door click off in the distance, indicating that the two left the house. She flipped her body around and covered her face on the bedsheets, continuing to let off her steam. Great...he's also going to go to Shikamaru's birthday party tomorrow...both of them...

THEN JUST DON'T GO THEN!

But, it would seem kinda unreasonable to not go there just because of those two...

Sakura grumbled while she thought over her decision. When she finally thoroughly thought of her choice, she sighed exasperated. "I'll go anyway..." She whispered quietly to herself, sitting up from her bed then walked over to her door. As she exited, her feet trampled over a soft item and she backed off, as it caught her attention. "Hmm..what's this?" She lifted the clothes off the ground and looked at them, finally realizing that it was her clothes that Naruto wore earlier. Over that thought, she swiftly released the clothes from her hands and covered her nose.

"Ugh...not only was the look of him wearing this disgusting, but it smells too." Repelled from the aroma, she brought her hands straight out in front of her and as best as she could, kept the rest of the body away, making sure that it wasn't even close of touching any part of her body. As she made her way to kitchen, she once again dropped it on the floor as she turned on the stove. She placed her hand on the knob, formatting it on 'high' as she picked her clothes off from the ground, with the tip of her fingers, her mind came into play.

HAH HAH! GOOD IDEA SAKURA! BURN THOSE DAMNED THINGS!

The bra isn't really that filthy though...unlike the underwear...but i'll still burn both of them...

Sakura shivered densely, as she almost fainted at the thought. "His t-thing, touched the bottom of my undies! OH! This underwear has got to go..." Determined to eliminate one of her clothing, she liberated her clothing from her grasp, and closely watched it turn into ashes bit by bit. Almost immediately, she dipped her bra into the fire as it began to devour it, not completely releasing the bra away from her hands. At that moment, she heard the doorbell ring as she let go of what she held on quickly, and ran toward the door. Opening the door, Naruto and Sasuke both came into view as she looked at the two boys suspiciously. "Why are you guys back here so soon?"

When it seemed as though the two were ignoring her question, they entered the house, their noses forcing them to speak. "Is something burning?" They asked,their voices simulataneously at the same rate as they spoke.

At first, Sakura hesitated as she didn't exactly figure out what they were asking her and allowed her nose to breathe in the same smell that the two were inhaling. "OH NO!" She yelped, rushing past the two of them to the kitchen only to find that her bra had spread fire on the floor. "OH SHIT!"

"Just what the hell were you thinking burning the bra and underwear, Sakura? You could've just threw it away." Sasuke entered the kitchen, approached her and stared at the ground, watching her fumble with the burnt clothes.

Sakura shrieked at the sight of the fire growing larger in size. With the bra in hand, she swirled it in the air, hoping that the air would cool it down. "DON'T STAND THERE, YOU IDIOT! HELP ME!" She pleaded, grabbing a tight hold onto his leg and tried to pull him toward her. Feeling that her hands were becoming more hot, she turned away from the scorching fire on the ground, noticing that the fire had spread unto Sasuke's pants. "NARUTO! PLEASE HELP ME IN HERE!"

Naruto, who just stood in the background, enjoyably had an amused face as the two of them pranced around the room in horror. "Alright, alright, I'm coming..." He chuckled, with a hint of laziness hiding in his voice.

"NARUTO...THIS IS NOT...SOMETHING...TO LAUGH...ABOUT...!" Sakura in irritation, threw the burning underwear at his chest, his reflexes too slow to actually avoid it from coming flying at him. "Sakura! Why'd you do that?" He fanned himself quickly, trying to remove the fire off of his shirt. But had only caused for more flames to form.

The three hysterically tried to remove the fire away from them, Naruto was jumping on about, Sasuke rushed over to the sink to pour himself with water, and Sakura cautiously stomped on her bra and underwear, as the fire began to settle down.

"Sakura, this is all your fault!' Naruto exclaimed with a shaky voice as he spun around in circles. "You didn't have to throw those clothes at me!"

With the high tension that Sakura was in, her clamor had broke through all the noise rustling in the house. "UGH...DON'T YOU EVEN THINK OF TAKING THE BLAME ON ME, NARUTO! IF YOU HADN'T WENT IN MY ROOM AND TOOK THE CLOTHES AWAY, THEN THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN!"

Sasuke had a cup in hand and pured it on himself, the fire finally dying down. The next moment he had free from panic, he glared viciously as Sakura had also rid the clothes from the flame.

"GUYS! HELP ME!" Naruto screamed, running off to the sink.

Sakura inhaled a deep breath as she thought to herself. "WAIT! NARUTO, DO THAT THING!..hmm...stop, rock, and roll!" She pointed toward the ground, waiting for Naruto to do the action that she commanded him. But in return, he stood there, his eyebrows raised in a higher position.

Sasuke nudged her on the shoulder. "It's 'stop, drop, and roll', you idiot."

Sakura snapped her fingers in delight. "Yeah, that one!" She laughed, while the others frowned in annoyance. "Down Naruto! Roll on the floor." She ordered as though she was talking to dog.

As a last resort, he collasped to the ground reluctantly, rolling from one side to the other. "Yeah, I feel better now." He sighed after the fire went away, relaxing himself on the ground, enjoying the cool ground beneath him.

Sakura gasped at him, her face, slowly growing red from the two boys appearance. At that moment, she felt her heart explode in disbelief and walked slowly away, staring at the ground. I can't believe this happened...She giggled, her hands covering her mouth.

"Hey, what's so funny? You almost burned the damn house down!" Sasuke exclaimed, his thunderous voice booming. His eyes struck directly at Sakura and followed its direction as her eyestrailed off, staring at him.

Sakura burst out a fit of chuckles. "S-Sasuke-kun! Your pants...they're gone!" She pointed out hysterically. Good thing he's not wearing a thong...

Sasuke followed her hand as it led to his legs. His eyes widened in shock and he blushed as he tried to run away in embarassment. "Damn you, Sakura...You burnt mypants, you bitch."He inclemently hissed, covering his lower part of his body.

"H-hey! Wait!" Sakura called out and ran up to him with a tackle from his back. While tackling him, her head throbbed from the thump of the two of them on the ground and had landed in a soft, round area. OH MY GOD...WHERE'S MY FACE AT? Her heart raced as she prepared herself for the outcome.

"Why the hell is your face on my ass!" He grumbled angrily, frustrated to move.

"What? No it's not!" Apparently, Sakura was in denial.

"Just get away from me! GET OFF!" Sasuke fretfully punched her arms as he tried to free himself from her and shook his legs to force her off but Sakura hung on firmly, squeezing him just a bit more.

"Oh, but isn't this exciting? I'm having my fun." She snuggled on him, trying to make her position cozy. She chortled quietly to herself as she sighed, as though in heaven. "Me likey..." Sakura daydreamed, her mouth beginning to drool.

Sasuke grunted, rolled his eyes, and picked himself off from the ground despite the extra weight being applied to him. He shook his legs again, causing Sakura to release herself from him. "Just stay away from me! Damn..." He stormed off into his room, where a huge slam was heard in the hallway.

He's pissed...Dammit! Sakura only pays attention to him! "Hey Sakura!" He shouted, swinging his arms in a circular motion for her to catch his attention.

From the back her head, she noticed his arms in movement and turned around. "What?"

"Look! My shirt was burnt off! Isn't that attractive? Now give me a hug like you hugged Sasuke." He commanded, overting his arms out wide for her.

"Pft. You had your shirt off yesterday...do something different...you idiot..." Sakura blurted out as an excuse to avoid him. "Oh, by the way...what did you buy Shikamaru? That'll be my present for himtoo since I don't have any time to buy him anything," She suddenly remarked randomly, her hands on her waist.

Naruto lifted his chin up as he tried to recall what he had just recently purchased. "Oh yeah! It'sa thong."

Sakura stared blankly at him. "Are you serious?" That's the gift I'm gonna give him...geez...

Naruto nodded in approval and walked out to the living room. "Got it in a lingerie store."

"Say I'm not surprised..." She murmured, her face off the side. "You boys are just way too predictable." Her gaze changed to look at her burnt clothes as she picked them up and threw them away in the trash. "I've been wondering...what kind or party is it anyway?"

"Do you have a swimsuit?"

"No. Hold on, why?"

"It's a beach party."

Sakura gasped appalled. "Shoot...and you guys are gonna be there too?" She glumly smiled and exited the kitchen. "I'll just buy my own gift while I'm buying my swim suit tomorrow." She walked away, in exhaustion to her room.

Naruto rubbed his hands together in pleasure. "I can't wait! Tomorrow will be kickass!" His arm jolted up as he rejoiced, followed by Sakura's distant voice reply from inside of her room.

"What was that!"

"Nothing!"


Theme of chapter: NEVER play with fire and don't mess with other peoples things. LOL :P

OKAY!CHAPPIE THREE IS OVER AND DONE WITH! It also took me a while to finish thiscause everyone in my house keeps on using this computer...grr..that makes me mad...but ne wayz...it's done and finished.

Oh yeah, from now on, before I type in the next chapter, i'll post a brief summary so you get to know what's gonna happen...here's goes for the next chapter...

WITH SHIKAMARU'S PARTY OCCURING, BOTH THE MALE AND FEMALES CAN'T HELP BUT KEEP THEIR HANDS TO THEMSELVES WHEN IT COMES TO SWIMSUITS BUT AS THEIR TEMPTATIONS MAKE THIS PARTY WILD, THEY HEAD UNTO ANOTHER UNBELIEVABLE SURPRISE AS FORPART OF THE PARTY...A SLEEPOVER IS HELD...WITH BOTH THE GIRLS AND BOYS IN THE SAME ROOM!

I know i REALLY REALLY suck at summaries...but that's all that i can think of...hmm...do you guys have any idea how much that laptop that you can write on costs? that looks awesome! i know, it's kinda off topic but i was just wondering...i really want one!

-XiaoyuKaede