"Pharaoh?" Bakura was on a warpath and the Pharaoh was still hung over. There would be blood.
"What is it now you kinky bastard?" Seto snorted beside the Pharaoh and Yami wondered when he'd appeared. Seto looked irritated but Yami couldn't tell if the fuzziness in his vision extenuated the Priest's normal scowl or not.
"I want my brother back."
"He doesn't want you back." Yami said, rubbing his temples. He was supposed to be going over new irrigation systems with his head builder and instead he was arguing with one of the first blood sucking freaks of the century.
"It is beyond even a Pharaoh to separate family."
"It is beyond a Thief to bite a Pharaoh but that didn't stop you." Yami said.
"Pharaoh-"
"Oh stop it Bakura. You're whining is beyond pathetic and you can't convince me you care about the boy." Seto said. His blue eyes gleamed and Yami wondered how the conversation turned so tense.
"My brother-"
"He is not your brother." Seto said. There was a promise of pain in his voice.
"Lies."
"And you are truly a thief. You were using the boy as a shield for what you really are. You were waiting for him to grow old enough to consume his soul in your darkness." Seto hissed. Seto was implying that the thief was not only an unsavory character, but a dark spirit bent on using the boy as a gateway for whatever mayhem he planned. Yami blinked. Only hung over would he begin to believe it.
"If this is true-" Yami began.
"It is true." Seto prodded.
"Don't listen to him, how could I-"
"Either way, you aren't getting Ryou back. It's very plain to see you've hurt him, probably in more ways than we could ever guess. Seto, use smaller words and explain what you mean." Yami said.
"He is a spirit. He was feeding off Ryou. He's pissed because he can't now and he'll have to find some other way to exist." Yami felt Seto's usual bitter anger burn and turned to the thief.
"How were you facilitating that?"
"Magic."
Yami wasn't sure what to think about all of that but God it made his head throb. He decided it would be effective to find the boy and speak with him, especially since the thief vanished. He didn't doubt Seto's sincerity nor the fact that somehow the thief was capable of inflicting that kind of pain but he hadn't the slightest idea how. Puzzle holder or not, he didn't understand using something so pure and beautiful for personal gains.
When had Ryou become pure and beautiful to the sexless Pharaoh?
When the sexless Pharaoh had been put into tight leather.
"Where the hell do you even find cows in Egypt?" The Pharaoh's muttering was heard throughout the stone corridors of his palace and many a servant wondered whether the Pharaoh was so sexless after all.
Author: It's been a long time... I'mhaving trouble inserting plot line here because I started the story with an error I'm attempting to salvage... If I was being honest I would've just said I wanted a PWP and now I'm making a humorous little cuddle fest with a malformed plot that doesn't make sense... I did enjoy the cow line though...
What do you all think anyway?