!WARNING MUST READ! Allright, let me warn you that this story has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with the series. This is my own little world created by too many EnvyxPrideEd stories. Some explanations will be needed, so read well! Al has his body back, Roy is Furher and he does have his eye-patch, Riza is Lieutenant Colonel, Greed, Pride, and Sloth are dead, Winry is missing, and Ed is dead (like you didn't see this coming). Also, Al isn't part of the military, but he is semi-close to Roy. Like good friends, but not quite best friends. Also, warnings on MAJOR OOCness. And I mean huge! Okay, now that that's over with, lets get on with my pathetic fanfic!

Envy walked into the small basement, sighing when he saw the barely alive creation in the middle of a large transmutation circle. In front of it was a body hidden by the shadows, dead because of the sin it committed.

"Eat this." Envy ordered the creature while holding out a handful of red stones. What looked like the thing's hand grabbed the stones and the mutated mouth began to devour them. Envy was crouching in front of the thing and he sighed again, more in annoyance this time…

Fate was such a bitch…

"Furher, sir, Alphonse Elric is here to see you." Lieutenant Colonel Hawkeye said saluting Roy Mustang, who was working busily on anything but work. Even though he hid it, she knew him and gave him a very annoyed glance.

"Send him in." Roy told her, noting that the look on her face clearly stated 'You-better-have-your-work-done-when-I-get-back-or-else-you'll-have-a-bullet-in-your-brain'. A moment after she left, a nineteen-year-old brunette walked into the office.

"Good afternoon, Roy." He said smiling sweetly.

"Good afternoon. From the look on your face, you haven't found any leads?" Roy asked, feeling a bit of déjà vu. This reminded him of the many times Edward came in with absolutely no leads. Roy winced at the thought of the blonde, who has been dead for almost two years now. Al took a seat in one of the many chairs and shook his head.

"That's right, unfortunately. I don't understand. Winry has been missing for a year and a half already and there has been no word from her at all!" Al muttered trying to sort out all he knew and all he needed to know. That was a big difference that Roy noticed between the two brothers. If Ed was confused, he'd rant about it until he realizes something. Al just calmly sat down and tried to organize his thoughts until something came to him. Al's self-assigned mission to find Winry was the first time that Roy had ever seen him think and not figure out something. Anything would be helpful at the moment! That's when Roy had a thought and he bit his lip trying to figure out how to voice it without hurting the rather sensitive alchemist.

"Maybe…well…what I'm trying to say is, maybe the shock of what happened to Ed made her want to be alone for a while. I mean, she did love him." Roy said and cleared is throat. Al looked startled and Roy immediately regretted saying anything at all, but then a sad, but genuine smile crossed Alphonse's face and he shrugged.

"Maybe. Roy, you know you don't have to be cautious of your words anymore. I know my brother is dead and I've accepted that." He told the older male. Roy nodded before picking up a piece of paper.

"Here, there's a town in the east called Anima known to be a home for wanderers. There may be some information on her there if she's wandering around." Roy told him. Al took the paper and smiled.

"All right."

"Envy, you are not to kill him." Dante stated bluntly to her the eldest of the homunculi. Envy was sitting on a chair with his arms and legs crossed stubbornly. Dante sighed and tried to reach him again. She was getting very annoyed with the palm tree, but was not in the mood to get violent.

"Think about it, Envy. Pride has no recollection of his past life. You lost a chance to kill one Elric, but wouldn't the torture of another be even more satisfying?" Lust said attracting the elder's attention. Envy's glance landed on her. He could tell what she was getting at, but needed to be sure.

"You going somewhere with this, Lust?" he asked her. She smirked a little and turned to the room where their new brother was sitting in.

"We haven't told him about his past yet or anything past his name, as a matter of fact. Wouldn't you like to tell it to him, Envy?" she asked and it completely sunk into Envy's mind what she was talking about. A very sadistic grin creeped onto his face as ideas poured into his mind.

"So what do you want me to do with him?" Envy asked. Dante just shrugged and waved her hand.

"We currently have no use for him, so he can be your toy until we find something for him to do." This made Envy's smirk widen. This was going to be fun. Dante and Lust left him and he turned to the door leading into his new pet's room. He got up and walked in.

Golden eyes immediately jerked towards the door as Envy walked in. Envy took one look at him and something clicked in his brain. This boy…looked nothing like the Edward Elric he used to know and loathe. Okay, Pride's body and hair were Ed all the way, but it was the face and eyes that startled Envy. Pure innocence was in those eyes and obvious confusion and slight fear was evident on his soft face. Edward Elric's face and eyes were always hard unless he was making a fool of himself, but not this boy. Not Pride.

"Um…excuse me…" the gentle voice took Envy out of his little reverie and he realized he had an act to put on. So he put his hands on his hips and smirked.

"Hey there, Pride. You gave us all a scare there. You okay?" he asked walking over to the younger sin. Pride blinked in confusion.

"What?" he asked. Envy faked confusion and tilted his head.

"Dante and Lust didn't tell you? Oh boy, can't trust them to say anything more then what they're asked. You recognize me at least, right?" Envy put on a small pout as he pointed to his face. Pride looked at him, looked down as if trying to remember, then shook his head.

"I'm sorry, but no." Envy then did a dramatic heartbreaking pose.

"Oh, Chibi, I am hurt! Oh well, you did hit your head pretty badly. Well, I'm Envy. Here to answer any and all questions." Envy was enjoying himself. He was going to make it so that Pride believed every little word he said. The mentioned boy looked away for a moment, trying to think of a question to ask.

"Who…What am I?" Pride asked him.

"Why, you're a homunculus. So am I, and Wrath, and Lust, and Gluttony."

"What's a homunculus?"

"An artificial human created by a failed human transmutation. You don't even remember how you were created?"

"No."

"Long story short, you died and your blond ex-girlfriend tried to bring you back. You came out wrong at first and you were abandoned. Out of the kindness of our hearts, we took you in, that was a long time ago, though."

"…I died?"

"Am I going to have to explain your entire past?"

"…Please?"

"Oh boy this is going to be a headache!"

Okay, there is my pathetic, weird story. No flames please, just constuctive critisism. All flames would be used to roast marshmellows! Anything bad you see in the story please tell me so I can edit. Arigato!

Bazanee!