Star Wars Crazy Fic

Title: The Real World Of Star Wars

Summary: It's the real World of Star Wars! What really happened! What George Lucas didn't want to show you! In this story, it includes all of your favorite characters crazier then ever! OH! And your wonderful narrators Sarah and Nicole! TEEHEE!

A SARAH & NICOLE ORIGINAL!

Disclaimer: Neither of us own Star Wars, we are just weird people who are writing ok got it? GOOD!

Sarah's A/N: Oh you should all also worship Draco Malfoy, hottest bad boy since ever! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!stops and runs

Chapter 1

Once Upon a time there was a lovely princess with long blonde hair that she would stick through the window and all the way down to the ground so a man could climb up it…

"WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!" screamed Sarah.

"WHAT!" asked Nicole.

"THIS ISN'T A STORY ABOUT RAPUNZEL YOU IDIOT!"

"Wait..WHAT! IT ISN'T?"

"Oh course not! This is supposed to be our crazy fic about Star Wars remember? The Real World of Star Wars!"

"OH NOW I REMEMBER!"

"Ok Nicole, are you ready to start the story?"

"Why of course I am!"

"Ok good! Now here's the actual fanfic" Sarah announced.

One day, Luke, Leia, Han Solo, Darth Vader, Chewbacca, R2D2, C-3PO, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Yoda were all on a ship. How they all got on a ship…we don't know! Why they were all on the same ship…we don't know! All we know is that they were just on a ship together! A very big ship in a big black place called space…dramatical music DUN NANANA ITS SPACE DUNANANAN TRAVELING THROUGH SPACE GOING TO MARS OH YEAH DUNANANA SPACE SPACE SPACE!

Obi-Wan was flying the ship of course and Han Solo was his co-pilot.

"Whereizzle are we nowizzle?" Luke asked.

"We're passing the planet where JoJo's Circus is." Han Solo said.

"NO WE'RE NOT! WE ARE IN NEW MEXICO!" Obi-Wan exclaimed.

All of a sudden Chewbacca gets up and puts on a sombrero which came out of nowhere and somehow got some maracas and starts dancing around Princess Leia.

"Whatizzle the heckizzle happened to my homieizzle Chewbacca?" Luke asked.

"We aren't exactly sure… I think whenever someone says Mexico, Spain, or something is said in Spanish he does that." Han Solo answered.

"Oh dudeizzle!" Luke said as if he understood everything.

"Hey Han…" Leia said.

"Yeah?"

"Could you please get this carpet away from me?"

"CHEWBACCA STOP IT WITH THE MARACAS AND THE DANCING!"

"RAAAAAAAAWRRRRRRRR" Chewie said and sat down… Apparently he doesn't like to be interrupted during the traditional hat dance also used on some small planets…like mars…that's fun to say! Mars, mars, mars, mars….

"Han...Also…How do you know where JoJo's Circus is?" Leia asked him.

"Well.. umm.."

"BECAUSE HE'S WEARING POLKA DOTTED UNDERWEAR!" Obi-Wan screamed.

"And how do you know he's wearing polka-dotted underwear?"

"Well I was doing the laundry and came across his underwear which has his name printed on them AND THEY WERE POLKA DOTTED!"

"Interesting that is." Yoda said.

"Yeah…but what does polka-dotted underwear have to do with anything?" Leia asked.

"Because he –breathes- thinks he's –breathes- a clown –breathes-." Darth Vader said suddenly joining the conversation.

"And just how do you know this?" Leia was confused.

"Well I am his father!"

"HEYIZZLE! I thoughtizzle you wereizzle my daddy-o!" Luke said.

"Yeah, your mine and Luke's dad!" Leia said.

"Well I am definitely not Luke's dad!" Darth Vader now whispers in Leia's ear. "I mean he keeps on acting like Snoopy Doggy Dog or something and a guy acting like that could never be my son!"

"Ohhh." Leia understood. "But Han isn't your son!"

"True but…" Vader was cut off.

"DING! DING! ROAST BEEF IS DONE!" C-3PO said.

"Pleasant that is." Yoda told him.

"YAYIZZLE! THE BEEFIZZLE IS DONE!" Luke ran around screaming like he was just a little boy.

"I am so confused." Obi-Wan stated.

"It's obvious! C-3PO thinks he's a microwave." Han said.

"How come you seem to know everything around here?"

"WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COTTON CANDY LITTLE BOY?" Han replied smiling freakishly.

"Oh dear!" That was all Obi-wan could say.

Later On

Luke wondered into the kitchen which was inside of the ship surprisingly. He was about to open the fridge when Leia came running out of nowhere and stood in front of the refrigerator, blocking it.

"DON'T YOU DARE OPEN THAT DOOR." Leia yelled at Luke.

"Whyizzle can't I openizzle the doorizzle?"

"Because I love the fridge." Leia said and hugged the fridge.

"Okayizzle then!" Luke said and moved onto the cupboard. He opened it and found a nice jar of chunky peanut butter. He took a knife and put some on a piece of bread and left it in the kitchen. Not really sure why. But he left taking the jar of chunky peanut butter with him. Soon Artoo strolled into the kitchen and then started to beep very loudly. He must've been getting very angry. All of a sudden he electrocuted the piece of bread with peanut butter. Then he strolled away. Talk about random!

Somewhere is some other part of the ship…

"WHERE ARE MY SOCKS? MY PRETTY PINK ONES WITH THE PURPLE GIRAFFES THAT HAVE GREEN BOW TIES!" Obi-Wan wondered…

Where could Obi-Wan's socks be?

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"Hello again, it's me, Sarah, and Nicole." Sarah says, "But apparently Nicole has gone…baggish…" Sarah points to someone who is sitting there with a bag on their head with only eye holes.

"Very odd don't you think?" Sarah asks playing with her pencil from being bored. Camera gets confused.

"OHH LOOK A BIG SHIP FROM MARS!" Sarah screamed randomly. Camera twirls and breaks, snowstorm picture and noises. Later the picture comes back.

"Sorry um 'technical difficulties'. Anyway my compadre and I would like to get reviews so please do!" Sarah says smiling wide, "Now I will listen to my AC MAN OH YEAH HES GOOD!"

Nicole comes running in.

"YOU WON'T BELIVE WHAT HAPP-"

"NICOLE? WHO'S THIS THEN?" Sarah said confused and falling off her chair.