Disclaimer: Neither Nicole or Sarah own Star Wars…BUT THAT HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN NOW HES A HOTTIE! "Sarah SHUT UP!"

A/N: REVIEW YOU WEIRD PEOPLE! One person was kind enough to and they get a fruit basket!

Chapter 2-Bubbly Toast and Dignified Tea Time

"AHHHHHH!"

"AHHHHHHH!"

"Why are we screaming?" Sarah asked confused. Then she turned to the person under the bag, "REVEAL YOURSELF POSER!"

"BWAHAHAHAHHAH!" the blonde said taking off the bag and running. Sarah and Nicole sat there confused.

"By golly gosh gum drops. I bet that was either Liz or Draco Malfoy…hard to tell…"

"Anyway what were you going to tell me?" Sarah asks leaning back in her chair.

"OH! I had an adventure." Nicole said proudly.

"And it was?" Sarah continued laughing.

"Right! I was at the intersection and these two pink elephants walk up and ask for directions to Zinkie's Doughnut Shop-" Nicole started.

"You speak elephant?"

"Apparently, anyway it took awhile for me to decipher it for when I did I realized I had sent them to Burger King instead. So after taking a random Oscar Myer wiener mobile, I caught up and gave them the right directions." Nicole responded.

"You stole a…Oscar Myer wiener mobile? OK ON WITH THE STORY!" Sarah said stopping the weird nonsense.

"Does anyone know where we should be going? Those rolling credits DO NOT help…Luke do you know?" Leia said turning to her twin.

"Your mom."

"What about our mom?" Leia wondered, "She died."

"YOUR MOM!" Luke shouted.

"Stop that."

"YOUR FACE!" Luke ranted and hit the window, opening it.
"AHHHHH OPEN WINDOW RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Han said letting go of the controls and running around panicking.

"Um it won't hurt you…" Darth Vader commented. 'But maybe I will' Vader thought.

"WELL LOOK AT THE SKY! IT'S BLUE! BLUE IS HORRIBLE!" Han said waving his arms and shaking. Luke closed it and put his do rag on.

"The sky is black…" Leia said confused.

"BABY COZ I DO IT ALLLL FORR LOVVEEEE! (a/n: YES IT IS STEVIE BROCK SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR COTTON CANDY!)"

"What are you doing?" Leia asked Darth Vader as she came out of her pondering trance.

"My act. I'm the hottest thing since Michael Jackson." Darth Vader said simply.

"Whatizzle is aizzle 'Michael Jackson?'" Luke asked, "Yo." Luke opened the window again.

"Isn't he a child molester? OH NO! OPEN WINDOW! HE COULD GET US!" Han Solo said before running to close the open window in the ship.

"Han have issues, yes is he." Yoda said sitting there. Then all of a sudden he grabbed Chewbacca and started to tango.

"WHAT THE HECK?" Leia asked, "HAS EVERYONE GONE CRAZY?"

"Most likely." Darth Vader said sipping his tea, "Though that is a very nice tango I dare say."

"Weren't youizzle jusizzle singing?" Luke asked confused.

"Yes but it is tea time, where I look smart and dignified."
"Dudeizzle that's just scary fo shizzle." Luke said making a peace sign, "Time for someizzle peanut butternizzle." Luke took out his peanut butter.

"ALERT PEANUT BUTTER ALERT!" came from Artoo, as he came striding over. We don't really know how Artoo could've said this, but he just did!

"Artoo my main bizzle whatcha doinizzle?" Luke asked holding it in his hand.

"Must destroy peanut butter beep." Artoo before electrocuting Luke's hand off.

"Dude thatizzle was not coolizzle." Luke said before he fell over.

"Better get him a new hand…and maybe a taco for me." Han Solo said looking at Luke.

"AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE!" Chewbacca had started dancing again…oh dear.
"BEEP DING YOUR BUBBLY TOAST IS DONE!" C-3PO stated.

"How can toast be bubbly?" Leia asked, then she saw a fridge, "FRIDGE MY LOVE!" Leia started hugging it, and no one was helping poor Luke. So he just stood up and put an electric hand where his old one used to be.

"Whereizzle is myizzle light saber yo?" Luke asked. Obi Wan who had been sleeping until now (who was driving the ship we will never know) handed him his.

"Is that made out of…jello?" Han asked, "I LOVE JELLO! MINE MINE MINE!"

Han then grabbed the bright blue lightsaber and shoved it into his mouth, starting to munch on it. "MMMM! BLUE RASPBERRY JELLO IS THE BEST!"

"Umm… Han….That isn't jello…."Obi-Wan said, while sort of laughing at the fact that Han just ate a light saber. "Oh well! It stills tastes scrumptiously delicious!" Han said as he continued to eat….a light saber.

"Okayizzle whatizzle am I supposedizzle to do withoutizzle a light saber, yo?" Luke questioned. "Daddy-o, Willizzle youizzle buyizzle me a new oneizzle?"

"No can do Luke! I have to drink my tea, while looking distinguished. I will totally not look distinguished while buying a light saber. Why don't you use the money you earned from teaching people tap-dancing?" Vader replied and then sipped some tea, finishing the last drop.

"Wellizzle daddy-o I usedizzle that moneyizzle on my new gangster hat!" Luke told him.

"Fine. I'll see if I can get you one!" Vader said and got up. He entered another room on the ship. He picked up his dark dark dark dark black cell phone that had something engraved in it. It's engraving said "Darth Vader-The Hippest Singing Sensation"

He dialed some numbers and called someone. We just can't tell you who at the moment!

Meanwhile back where Everyone Else is…

Leia was curled up in her seat reading a book titled "How To Deal With Crazy Lunatics", when Han Solo came up to her.

"Leia there is something that I need to talk you about." Han was actually being serious for once.

"Ok hold on." Leia said trying to find a bookmark….oh where oh where oh where is the bookmark? Then she looked up.

"What is it? And what's that red stuff all over your nose?" Leia said with a weird look on her face.

"Feeling clownish, he is." Yoda chimed in.

"Oh Shut Up you-"Han was cut off.

"Anyway Han what did you want to talk about?" Leia said.

"Well I've been kind of wondering why you've been hugging refrigerators lately?"

"Because I Love them." Leia simply said.

"Well that explains everything!" Han said becoming angry. "I'm leaving!" Han began to walk away.

"No! Wait! Han!" Leia exclaimed as she got up and ran over to Han, putting her hand on his shoulder to stop him. Han turned around and looked at her. "I love you too!" They leaned in, about to kiss when…

"DING! DING! SWEET POTATOES ARE DONE!" C-3PO said in his usual robot, yet British-ish voice.

"Splendid! Just Splendid!" Han told C-3PO.

All of a sudden a Storm trooper named Bob danced wildly across the scene. "BOB! GET OFF THE SET!" Nicole yelled at him and chased him. "Sorry Everyone! Please Continue with the story!"

Everyone was just standing there bewildered at what had just happened. There is dead silence for about 10 minutes. Obi-Wan finally decides to say something.

"Has anyone found my socks yet?"

"The ones with ballerinas on them?" Leia asked him.

"NO! THE GIRAFFE ONES!"

"Uhhhh….No." Leia said.

"OH WHERE COULD MY SOCKS HAVE GONE?"

Darth Vader suddenly burst into the room singing "GONE LIKE A FREIGHT TRAINNNNNN GONE LIKE YESTERDAYYYYYY GONE LIKE A SOLDIER IN THE CIVIL WARRRRR BANG! BANG! GONEEEEEEE LIKE A '59 CADILLACCCCCC" (Montgomery Gentry Song)

"RAWRRRRRR" Chewbacca said, but translated into English that said "WHAT THE HECK IS A '59 CADILLAC?"

"Don't Know! But I make it hip and groovy by being a teen singing sensation!" Darth Vader said.

And We End This Chapter On That Note

A/N: We hope you enjoyed our chapter! We're just telling you a silly tale of Star Wars ourselves and make it as open as an open window--"OPEN WINDOW! WHERE! AHHHH THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END! IT'S ALL TURNING BLACK!"

"Hanny…Could you please shut up?" Sarah said obviously annoyed. Anyways yes we are lunatics and this is our story NOW EAT YOUR LOLLYPOP AND SHUT UP! I mean read and review!

"DAH DAH DAHH! DAH DAH DAH DAHHHHH!" Nicole comes in tap dancing. Sarah smacks head, "Nicole it's only the second chapter!"

"Opps, hey is that Draco Malfoy?" Nicole said stopping and looking behind Sarah.

"WHERE?" Sarah screams running after him, "DRACO MY LOVE!"

"Well seeing as my friend has run off we will end the chapter here…." Nicole said, "So Yoda what is it like to be small, green, and hairy?"

"SHUT UP YOU WILL!"

"RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! MUNCHKIN ON A RAMPAGE!"