Disclaimer: WAHAHAH! WE DON'T OWN STAR WARS CAUSE WE ARE HIGH! (On sugar that is-I mean what were you thinking?)

Chapter 4-Pudding and Darkness…DUN! DUN! DUN!

"Erm it's Sarah and Nicole again?" Sarah said looking around confused.

"It's still dark…" Draco commented.

"NICOLE HELP ME GET THIS OFF DRACO'S HEAD!" Sarah screamed behind the big purple curtain.
"Sure!" Nicole says coming out and ripping it off and running back stage.

"THE LIGHT I CAN SEE THE LIGHT!"

"Draco…shut up…aren't you suppose to be lovi-I mean tormenting Harry?" Sarah asks with raised eyebrows.

"I am? Well first you have to write more stupid." Draco replied with an evil smirk.

"Ok lork."
"LORK!"

"Anyway I have run out of Fruit baskets so now all you reviewers will get cotton balls…..PURPLE cotton balls….or a balloon… your choice really." Sarah says with a suggestive smile.
"LORK I SAY LORK!"

"DRACO SERIOUSLY SHUT UP!" Sarah screams putting a bag over his head.

"It's dark again…."

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"Oh….My….God" That was all Princess Leia could say. "We're about to land on Earth! I've heard terrible things about this place!"

"What things?" Han asked suddenly becoming afraid.

"Well one thing I hear they do is they drive a thing called cars. Why don't they use speeders or space ships?"

"They are SOIZZLE WEIRDIZZLE!" Luke commented. "AND LUKE II AGREES WITH ME!"

Obi-Wan just hit himself in the head, thinking about how he has failed Luke.

"They also have the oddest book titles and authors. For example, there was this book called I.C.U.P. by PRE. TY. Colors." (AHEM! READERS-READ THE TITLE AND READ THE AUTHOR'S NAME-SKIP THE BY PART-It's funnier that way!)

"Very Odd!" Obi-Wan said.

"Oh I know!" Leia replied.

Soon the ship started shaking back and forth. Everyone kept falling over. They couldn't keep their balance. And it seemed like they were going back….up?

"What's Happening?" Han frantically said. Who knew he really was such a scaredy cat?

"I believe we –BREATHE- are going back –BREATHE- up!" Vader told him.

"How can this be?" Obi-Wan said as he brushed his hand through his hair.

"PUDDING!"

"What C-3PO? We're going up because of pudding?"

"Well the pudding will be ready for you to eat soon…maybe in about 5 seconds."

"That makes no…"

"DING! DING! PUDDING'S DONE!"

"Anyway, I see no point in going to Earth anyway if it's so bad, so who minds if we don't go? We don't even know where we are going anyway!" Obi-Wan voiced.

"I MIND!" Vader snapped at him. "PEOPLE ON EARTH HAVEN'T BEEN BLESSED WITH MY PLEASANT SINGING VOICE!"

Obi-Wan hit himself in the head again, this time thinking about how he has failed Anakin.

"I guess we'll just be traveling in space for a while till we find some place good." Leia said.

"LIKE RAVIOLI!" Luke shouted.

"Ravioli?"

"AND SNAP PEAS!"

"Ummm…."

"It's the gangster dietizzle!" Luke said in a sort of rappy voice, moving his hands around like he was a DJ, and imagining he was making the screechy noises on the records.

"OH YEAHIZZLE! GO LUKE! GO LUKE! GO LUKE!"….Luke told himself…or was he talking to his imaginary friend, Luke II? We may never know!

Yoda soon came walking into the room, ever so slowly. Along with his cane, he came….eventually.

"Found Something, I Have" Yoda exclaimed.

"What is it?" Vader demanded.

"Found another note on a piece of toilet paper, I have."

"Well what the heck does it say?" Han asked in a sharp voice.

It read:

Hello Creeps Who Are Reading This:

Just thought that you should know

There is a bomb on this ship

That will go off in about 40 minutes

I bet you will all die

HAHAHA!

Love Your Dearest Kidnapper of Jock McNoodle

"Interesting, it is"

"I SAYIZZLE WE SAVE THIS JOCKIZZLE!"

"I can't believe I am doing this…but for once I am agreeing with gangster Luke over here. I mean this guy needs our help! We are good people…well except for you dad. BUT ANYWAY! LET'S SAVE THIS GUY!" Leia added in.

"HELLO! ISN'T ANYONE WORRIED ABOUT THE BOMB?" Obi-Wan

"I wonder where this bomb is…and how I can use it to my advantage." Vader said and faded into a whisper.

"What?" Obi-Wan adjured.

"NOTHING!" Vader said as if he was covering up something.

"Get off this ship, we must." Yoda suggested. "To Earth, we go back. Save Jock McNoodle we will."

Luke randomly started laughing. "Funny what is?" Yoda asked.

"Nothingizzle! Just you saying McNoodle was hilariousizzle!"

"I agree with Yoda!" Leia cried out.

"Me too!" Han hollered.

"ARRRRRRR!" Chewie made his usual wookie call, and concurred.

"Beep! Beep!" Artoo chimed in.

"Even though the salad is done, I must say I agree!" C-3PO, still acting like a microwave after all these chapters.

"I WANTTTTTTTT TOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOO!" Vader sang.

"Fine. We have to get off before the bomb goes off anyway!" Obi-Wan went off and got into the pilot seat turning the ship around and headed back to Earth.

30 Minutes Later

"Ok! We are landing!" Obi-Wan announced.

"Where? In Mexico?" Han seems to be very stupid sometimes.

"A COOKA RACHA! A COOKA RACHA!" Chewie somehow started singing and danced around with the magical maracas!

"No, just somewhere on Earth." They began to descend onto to Earth. Soon they ran into the turbulence once again.

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! Some buzzer went off. Soon there was a big BOOM! KA BOOM! WEASH! BOOM! BOOMY BOOM! Soon the ship had stopped and was in one place and in one piece too! They had finally landed on Earth! Everyone got up off the floor fore they were flopping around in the ship during the turbulence, and exited the ship after the magical doorway opened up. They all got off and looked around at all the greenery. They all were trying to adapt to their surroundings and slowly started walking away from the ship. After a few minutes, they all heard a huge explosion and quickly turned their heads back. Their ship had exploded.

"Well I guess we're stuck on Earth for a while!" Obi-Wan told everyone "And I still haven't found my socks" Obi-Wan whispered to himself.

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"Hey Jesse McCartney was singing on Dancing with the Stars….he kept dancing with himself!" Sarah said laughing.

"How can you dance with yourself?" Nicole asked confused.

"You know by just moving to the beat and dancing around in circles." Sarah elaborated while waving her arms around.

"You think Jesse's hotter than me don't you?" Draco said pouting.

"Of course not."

"Really?"

"Yeah I just like his hair! IT'S SO SHINY AND COOL LOOKING!" Sarah said loudly.

"He's not my type. I like Clay Aiken." Nicole said proudly.

"Who is he?"

"AMERICAN IDOL? SINGER?" Nicole screamed with a shocked expression.

"Oh him…" Draco said back, "And it's still dark…."