Welcome to Project Runway: The Musical! This was inspired by many viewings of Project Runway, as well as that one section that had this same title of the reunion show of Season 2. The Psychic Sisters claim no ownership of Project Runway or of any of the "characters". Some of the lines and parts of songs were borrowed from the actual show.
Enjoy the show!
Act 1, Scene 1:
Teenagers 2 and 3 onstage, watching TV
Teenager 1 walks in
Teenager 1: Hey, what are you watching?
Teenager 2: I dunno, it's this Project Runway show. It's got Heidi Klum in it.
Teenager 1 sits down
Teenager 3: Something about designers. They make clothes I think.
Teenager 2: Shh, it's starting.
Act 1, Scene 2:
Heidi, Daniel, Andrae, Santino, and Kara are onstage
Heidi: Welcome to Project Runway. Your first challenge will be designing for someone I hope you have all heard of before. You will be designing a skating costume for 19-time silver medalist Michelle Kwan!
Michelle enters, the designers clap
Michelle: You will be designing my costume for the nationals this year. A skating costume needs to be something flexible, that moves with me. It also needs to stand out on the ice. I came here because I wanted to stand out from the other skaters. Because I'm going to WIN that gold, I'm going to WIN IT!
Everyone shrinks away from Michelle
Heidi: I am giving you two hundred dollars and one hour to shop. Good luck designers!
Designers exit.
Act 1, Scene 3:
The designers are milling about the fabric store
Santino (to employee): Chiffon. I want layers and LAYERS of chiffon.
Daniel: Kara, what do you think of this color?
Kara: Hmm, you might want something brighter.
Andrae (to employee): No, no, I wanted GOLD spandex. Why are you bringing me honey? Oh, this will never do. Shakes head
Tim Gunn: Designers, you have one minute and forty-seven seconds.
We see the designers exiting the fabric store