Author's note: The Sora is the same one that is in the me (coughcough) so yeah, I just thought you shall know! - Now, who are this part's victims...I mean, confessors?

Warnings: Drug refrences, probably language,gay-ness, and OOC-ness.
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A girl sat in a booth, legs crossed and a notepad in her lap. She drummed the pen she held on the notepad as a boy walked in and sat down, looking at her. The girl smiled. "Hello! Welcome to Sora's Confession-Booth-Type-Thing! YAY"

"Will this save my immortal soul?" the boy asked.

"Let's see..." Sora's voice trailed off. "Well, I'm not Catholic and even if I was, I'm a girl, so...no." Then she patted his messy white hair.

"Okay." the boy looked around. "Hey, can I confess things I've always wanted to do or is it just stuff I have done"

"Do I look like I know? Don't ask me, Haru." Haru then looked at her, then ran out of the room.
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" Sora yelled after him. He came back in and sat down.
"Okay, I have made out with Yuki..." he started, but Sora cut him off.

"EWWWWWW! But still, kinda expected from YOU"

"Well, anyway, I have always wanted to sing that 'Milkshake' song and me and Rin did something...eh...bad, like a million times"

Sora sat there, staring, then realized what he was talking about. "Oh, that's what mean...EWWWWWWW YOU SICK PERVERTED FREAK SHE'S...heehee sorry. Thinking of Shigure."

Haru was staring. "Umm...can I sing the song in here? Or are you going to tell everyone"

Sora said, taking notes, "Everything's confidential unless you give me candy or something sweet like that"

"Oh, okay!" then he stood up and sang loudly, "MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD..."

Sora, as he sang, backed him up, waiving her arms. "La la la la la"

After a while, he sat down. "That feels better. Now, YUKI! MY LOVE!" he ran out of the booth. Yuki came in and slammed shut the door, and locked it.

"Hello! Welcome to Sora's Confession-Booth-Type-Thing! YAY!" Sora said. "So what does Yun-Yun have to confess?"

"What did you just call me?" Yuki said, staring at her.

"JUST CONFESS YOU PUNY MORTAL!" she yelled, then gave an evil laugh. Yuki, remembering his and Akito's little, eh, "times" in the room, screamed and fell over. Sora rolled her eyes and threw a bucket of water on him. "If you give me candy, I'll tell you what Haru said"

"I knew I should have taken that candy from Momiji! Anyway, I..." he blushed. "I love Honda-san, and I..." Sora rolled her eyes again.

"Tell me something I DON'T know." she said. Yuki blushed even more.

"I...I sorta...I sorta made out with...Haru..." Sora laughed.

"Aww, Yun-Yun's embarrassed by his eh, preference in guys and girls! He loves them all! He should turn to being one of those bi Emo guys that rock!" then Sora put Yuki in a hoodie and eyeliner. "Yay perfect! You know 'It's one step below, transvestite'. Yay for The Emo Song!" then she gave him a Hawthorne Heights CD and kicked him out of the booth of DOOOOOM!. "Yun-Yun doesn't need to have sugary for people to believe he's a girl, like Aki-chan doesn't need to go transvestite for people to believe she's a guy"

"I'm standing right here." an evil voice said. Sora, instead of freaking out like a normal person would if Akito transported herself next to them, glomphed Akito.

"Aki-chan! YAY!" Akito pushed Sora off of her.

"Get off of me or I'll..."

"YOU'RE NO HEAD OF MY FAMILY, AKI-CHAN!" Sora yelled. Akito, realizing Sora wasn't a Sohma and she had just outsmarted her, which is really rare because Sora never outsmarted anyone, started to cry.

"You're right! I am nothing! I suck and I know it! I love puppies and kitties and little mice and everything!" Akito cried, as Sora wrote down every word. "I also love little birdies and everyone and everything but I suck anyway!" Then she ran off, out of the booth in the wrong way so there was a hole in the wall. Sora sighed and pulled out some duct tape.

"Everything is fixed with duct tape!" then she ran after Akito and taped her up to stop her from crying, then taped the hole shut. Then she put tape in her forehead because she thought her brain was broken but realized that it wasn't so she left it there. "Three down..." she looked at a checklist. "However freaking many left to go, to go"
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Author's Note: I actually came up with this idea somewhere that people could get perverted thoughts, but after I got out of the shower and I was getting dressed to go to see this guy's band play. I came up with Haru's confessions then Yuki started to confess, too, so...yeah. And when I read over it to find any spelling errors before I used spell check on Word (I typed this on Notepad ) I remembered when my friend Kari was looking at the Fruits Basket book...one, I think, when I was reading and she said all of them wear eyeliner. So, yeah, Sora's DONE! Later!