Act 2, Scene 1:
The designers are in the workroom, all working quietly
Kara goes to work on the overlock machine
The overlock makes funny noises
Kara: Andrae? Could you come here a second?
Andre: Sure, what's up?
Kara gestures to the machine
Kara: It broke.
Andrae looks at the overlock
Kara: Is it bad?
Andrae: Yep.
Kara: Oh- censored
Daniel: What's going on?
Andrae: She broke the overlock.
Santino: WHAT?
Andrae, Santino, and Daniel sing Kara the Overlock Downer
Who broke the machine
The lovely machine
That makes stretchy sewing
So perfect and clean?
Kara,
The overlock downer.
Yes it's Kara,
The overlock downer.
She broke the machine
The lovely machine
That makes stretchy sewing
So perfect and clean.
Kara,
The overlock downer.
Yes it's Kara,
The overlock downer.
Cut to an image of Kara curled up in a ball in the corner
Andrae goes over to work on the overlock, and while he works, he sings No One's Gonna Sew No More
The overlock's broken
All hope is lost
So I better fix it
No matter the cost
Or no one's gonna sew
No more, no more
No one's gonna sew no more.
Kara made it break
But she can't repair
But we gotta have clothes
For the models to wear
No one's gonna sew
No more, no more
No one's gonna sew no more.
Andrae mutters to himself, shakes his head, and walks out
Act Two, Scene Two:
Enter Tim Gunn
Tim: How's it coming, designers?
Daniel: Well, Kara broke the overlock.
Kara kicks Daniel
Daniel: OW!
Tim: I see…
Tim walks over to Santino
Tim: Santino... I'm concerned about you. I think the feather boa is too much.
Santino: You think so?
Tim: I don't want you to have to leave tomorrow. You don't want your model going down the runway looking like a pink chicken.
Santino: She won't, I promise.
Tim: Okay, make it work.
Tim looks around
Tim: What happened to Andrae?
Daniel: He was just here fixing the overlock a moment ago!
Tim: Hmm.
Exit Tim Gunn
Santino: What happened to Andrae? All he cares about is Andre. He never tells Andre that his feather boa is too much.
Daniel Franco: I know how you feel, Santino. Let it out.
Daniel pats Santino on the arm
Santino: He's always ragging on all of us!
Santino, Kara, and Daniel sing Tim Gunn/What Happened to Andre?
Tim Gunn, Tim Gunn
When he calls your name you're done
He always says to make it work
But you can't tell him that he's a jerk
And finally then he is gone
Leaving you saying, "Carry on."
Tim Gunn, Tim Gunn
When he calls your name, you're done.
What happened to Andrae?
Andrae, what's the matter with Andrae?
He only cares about Andre!
Cause Andrae's his love!
Tim returns, leading Andrae by the arm
Tim: Don't get lost on me again! He kisses Andrae on the head
Tim sees that everyone was watching him
Tim: Um, Carry on. He races out
Act Two, Scene 3:
Much later in the day
Andrae: I've fixed it!
Daniel: Oh, good, maybe we can get some work done.
Kara: Ugh, I can't wait to get back so I can get some sleep…
Santino from out of the camera shot: Where the HELL is my chiffon?
Andrae: Uh oh…
Santino: Somebody's got my chiffon… Chiffon doesn't just walk off by itself, you know!
Santino sings Where the Hell is My Chiffon?
Where the hell is my chiffon?
Someone tell me, where's it gone?
I know you have it under there,
I just made you say underwear...
Chiffon, chiffon, I want it back
It's the only fabric that I lack
Santino's angry, can't you tell?
Give it back or you'll go to hell!
Where the hell is my chiffon?
Someone tell me, where's it gone?
I know you have it hidden away
Hoping I'll go home today.
Where the hell is my chiffon?
Give it back or it is ONN!
Daniel: Looks down Oh, I was just sitting on it.
Santino grabs the chiffon and stomps off