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"THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT WAL-MART AND COME AGAIN!" Sarah shouted.

"Don't forget the prices are rollin, rollin!" Nicole added in.

-BACK TO THE SHOW-

Chapter 5- Tuna Casserole, Chickens Amuck, and Those Ol' Cumquats!

"SARAH! SARAH! SARAH! SARAH!" Nicole said as she pointed to the screen.

"WHAT! WHAT! WHAT!" Sarah said.

"LOOK AT THE REVIEWS WE GOT!"

"Yeah, most of them are good except for that one person…URGH! We should slap them with a sharp stick!"

"Ummm, Sarah do you realize who we are?"

"Ummm, we're two girls who would torture people with sticks if they were mean!"

"Well…"

"HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME OVER HERE! IT'S STILL DARK!" Draco said annoyed with the fact we sort of forgot about him.

"Not right now Draco! I am talking! So SHUSH!" Nicole said as she put her hand up in the air and then put her finger against her lips as she said SHUSH!

"Now back to what I was talking about, which was….I forget. DRACO! SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!"

"HEY! STOP YELLING AT MY BOYF- I MEAN FRIEND! Just go back to why you screaming at me to look at the screen."

"Ok…WELL THERE WAS A REVIEWER AND HER NAME IS DUH! DUH! DUH! NICOLE!"

"Ohhhh…you are right…"

"DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS!"

"Uhhh…no."

"NICOLE'S ARE SOOOOO GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

"Really?"

"YEP! AND THEN we will give everyone..."

"A heart attack?"

"Nooooo! A lollipop!"

"Whyyyy?"

"Because Nicole's are cool and so are lollipops!"

"Ummm, yeah well you just continue thinking that…BUT WE MUST GIVE OUR REVIEWERS SOMETHING FOR DOING THEIR JOB!"

"Well, what's their job?" Nicole obviously did not have her thinking cap on.

Sarah smacked Nicole in the head. "REVIEWING YOU DUMMY!"
"HUH! THEY HAVE THE SAME JOB AS JELLO!" Nicole replied excitedly.

"Oy Vey! Sarah said. "Do you have any ideas on what to give our reviewers, even though I am afraid to know what is going on in that little mind of yours?"

"How bout a nice little smile sticker that says "Thanks for Shopping at Wal-Mart"?"

"Ehhhhh, NO!"

"It was either that or a deluxe edition DVD of Veggie Tales."

"Can we even afford 3 copies of that?"

"EMMMM…No. How bout we give them a nice party hat that says "I'M A PROUD REVIEWER OF A SARAH & NICOLE ORIGINAL!"

"Hmm…that works!"

"KAY THEN!"

A few minutes pass.

"I say we get to our story now."

"Good thinking!"

"I am the smart one you know?"

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"Well what are we going to do?" Leia asked. "We're stuck here so WHATEVER WILL WE DO?"

"Poor ship just had to die on us." Han said.

"I wonder where we are." Obi-Wan added.

"Hmmm…" Yoda thought

"Oh my god! OHHH MYYY GODDD!" Nicole said as she looked out the window. "SARAHHHHHHHH! SARAHHHHH! SARAHHH!" She called out and then ran into the movie theater, where Sarah was watching one of her favorite movies, Harry Potter, and was popping some popcorn in her mouth.

"What?" Sarah still had her eyes on the screen, not even looking over at Nicole, knowing she was probably going to talk about something very weird or something.

"THEY'RE…THEY'RE…THEY'RE…"Nicole shouted and pointed to the door.

"They? They who?"

"THEY….THEY….THEY….THEY!" After saying this Nicole just sort of ran out the door.

Outside The Sarah and Nicole Movie Theatre

"OH MY GOD!" Nicole exclaimed, running towards them.

"Whoizzle is thisizzle?" Luke pondered.

"Have no clue. Not sure if I'd really like to know either." Obi-Wan commented.

"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GODDDDD! IT'S PRINCESS LEIA, THE ONE AND ONLY LUKE SKYWALKER, THE ULTIMATE MASTER YODA, THE STRONG HAN SOLO, THE CUTE R2D2, THE SHINY C-3PO, THE FORCEFUL OBI-WAN KENOBI, THE SWEET CHEWBACCA, AND THE VERY EVIL BUT AWESOME DARTH VADER!"

"Yep, that's us! Do you want an autograph kid?" Han inquired.

"NOOOOOO! I WANT YOU TO COME WITH ME TO MEET MY FRIEND, SARAH!"

"Umm…ok then." Princess Leia remarked.

"FOLLOW ME!" Nicole then ran all the way back to the movie theater. Surprisingly, everyone followed her.

Back At the Sarah and Nicole Movie Theatre

"SARAH! LOOK!"

"OH MY LANTA! IT'S EVERYONE FROM STAR WARS!"

"Well not everyone, 'cause if it was everyone, that would be about 1 billion people, but here are the main ones!" Nicole stated.

"But I'M the STAR of the show!" Darth Vader declared.

"That's what you think…" Obi-Wan muttered.

"WHAT WAS THAT?" Vader yelled.

"Oh nothing…"

"Anyway, do you guys know where we are?" Leia beseeched.

"OF COURSE WE DO! You're in a little town called Cheezywhizacockadoodledoo in the state of Kansas!" Nicole replied in a cheerful voice!

"Geez, I wonder how they fit that on the Welcome sign…" Draco whispered.

"DRACO! WERE YOU INTERRUPTING ME AGAIN?" Nicole demanded.

"Ummmm NO!"

"Ok for the umpteenth time, just stop arguing you guys!" Sarah uttered in a sort of whiny voice.

"Sorry to interfere but in about 8 seconds the…" C-3PO announced, but was cut off.

"HAWAIIAN PINEAPPLE PIZZA WILL BE DONE! WE KNOW!" Nicole and Sarah said in unison.

"You're right!"

"How did you know that?" Han was truly amazed.

"Umm, because we are the writers of this story. We know everything that's going to happen at anytime of the story. For example, right now Yoda is going to start doing the tango with his cane." Sarah told them.

"Ding! Ding! Pizza's done!" C-3PO silently said.

Right then and there, Yoda grabbed his cane with force (not with THE force, just force) and started doing the tango.

"Whoa! Awesome!" Han exclaimed.

"Ok, well since you know all about the Jock McNoodle toilet paper letter, could you please tell us how to get to Wisconsin?" Obi-Wan asked.

"Since we are just darling writers, we are going to let you figure that out yourself." Sarah said smiling. "But we will give you a hint. You now have to go to our neighbors house."

"Umm…Why?" Han asked.

"Because that's the way we want it to be and Mrs. Squigglewigglezer makes FABULOUS Brownies." Nicole simply said.

"Which neighbor?" Vader said, scratching his helmet.

"Well, the Squigglewigglezer Family. They live right over there!" Nicole said as she pointed over to a peaceful small cottage. "Not Over there," Nicole said pointing over in the other direction. "That's where Dorothy and Toto live. They can't get you to Wisconsin, maybe the Yellow Brick Road, but not Wisconsin."

"Who are Dorothy and Toto?" C-3PO asked.

"Sparkling, red shoes, Dorothy has." Yoda replied.

"RAWWWWWWWWRRRRR!" Chewie roared. In English, that meant "AND HER DOG IS TOTO!"

"Ohhh!" C-3PO remembered.

"Well I think you should go get your brownies now." Sarah suggested.

"FINE! WE'RE GOING!" Han told them.

"Bye everyone!" Sarah and Nicole waved goodbye to their dear friends as they trotted over to the house of the Squigglewigglezers. Soon they made it to the door and Obi-Wan rang the doorbell. DING DONG!

"HEY! THE TUNA CASSEROLE ISN'T DONE YET! SO WHY IS THERE A DING?" C-3PO exclaimed.

"Maybe because that's the doorbell?" R2D2 said in his beepity beep voice,

Soon Mrs. Squigglewigglezer answered the door. "WELL, GOD BLESS OUR LITTLE SOULS! WHY, IT'S THE SWEET LITTLE ALIEN CRITTERS COMING HERE FOR A TASTE OF MY DELECTABLE BROWNIES!"

"We'll just have to see if they are delectable…" Obi-Wan muttered under his breath.

"Come on in sweet peas! The Brownies are awaiting and Brownies wait for no one!"

"Did she realize that she just didn't make sense?" Leia whispered to Han as they walked into the just darling little cottage. Han just shrugged his shoulders.

"SIT! SIT! SIT DOWN!" Mrs. Squigglewigglezer sweetly demanded.

Everyone sat down, except well of course, R2D2, well because he just can't sit!

"I'll go get the brownies!"

While everyone was sitting not quite so comfortably on the couch, squished together, they saw a young girl with strawberry blonde hair hop down the stairs and run into the living room which was where they were seated. She didn't seem to notice anyone in the room. Or maybe she did and just didn't care. Mrs. Squigglewigglezer entered the room with a plate full of yummy looking brownies. "CUMQUAT! THERE YOU ARE! COME MEET THESE LOVELY CREATURES!"

"Hi!" She said. "Bye now!"

"She could've gotten an autograph from a real star!" Darth Vader whispered over to Obi-Wan.

"Oh dear…"

"Well here's a nice deliciously spectacular brownie for all of you!" Mrs. Squigglewigglezer commented as she handed everyone a brownie.

"Umm Thank You!" Leia told her

"You're welcome dear!"

As everyone ate their brownies, a young boy about the age of 6 came cautiously up to the table to grab a brownie. As soon as he grabbed one of the brownies, he ran off. "THOSE WERE NOT VERY NICE MANNERS CUMQUAT!" Mrs. Squigglewigglezer yelled to him. "Oh well."

Everyone just kind of looked at her strangely, but just went about their business. "So darlings, what brings you all to Kansas?"

"Wellizzle we needizzle to getizzle to Wisconsin, yo!" Luke said.

"THE LAND OF CHEESE!" A tall boy with brown eyes screamed as he ran into the room and out. It was actually totally random. "Cumquat! GET BACK HERE AND EAT A BROWNIE!" Mrs. Squigllewiggle ordered, but he did not listen.

"Name 3 of your kids Cumquat, I see"

"Well aren't you the cutest little green like pickle critter I have ever seen!"

Soon a girl, maybe about 13 years old came in from the back door. "Who the heck are you freaks?" She asked in a very rude manner.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A FREAK?" Vader retorted as he lifted his hand up about to choke her to death.

"Dad Stop it!" Leia yelled.

"Wait he's your dad?" The girl asked.

"CUMQUAT! STOP BEING SO RUDE!"

"Well, yes!" Leia replied.

"HEIZZLE MY DADIZZLE TOO!"

"How can this guy be your dad?" Cumquat said as she pointed to Vader. "HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S A DEMON OR SOMETHING! AND WHERE'S YOUR MOM? CAUSE THIS GUY DEFINITELY DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A MOM" She said as she pointed over to Obi-Wan Kenobi.

"Dadizzle killedizzle My Moma foshizzle!"

"Well that's pleasant!" She sarcastically replied. "What a dysfunctional family!" She said.

"WELL if you will excuse us we have to go iron our underwear." Han said before dragging the group outside.

"Wait, where are we going? I thought we were going to iron our underwear!" Vader yelped.

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"DRACO! Are you like carrying Sarah?" Nicole asked raising an eyebrow.

"Yep!"

"WEEE! PIGGY BACK RIDE!" Sarah screams laughing. She hops down and skips over to Nicole.

"I think I solved the meaning of life." Nicole stated.

"Really? What is it?" Sarah asked.

"You, as in Nicole -YOU-Nicole?" Draco asked sneering.

"Yes and it is…"

LOUD MUSIC STARTS PLAYING AND IT SWITCHES TO A DESK WITH TWO PEOPLE!

"Welcome to the five minutes and 45 seconds to 5:17 news show. I'm Yaba Bimba and here is the new BREAKING news." The lady said staring at the screen, "Oh and this is Lucinda." She pointed to the guy.

"Right now a wild CHICKEN STAMPEDE is running through the streets of New York City. Millions of chickens gathered together and started a protest against this new shampoo. They are being led by a stranger with a flag…LETS WATCH!"

A video comes on showing millions of chickens running down the road, and then it comes up to a close up of the flag holder a.k.a. 'stranger'.

"LET THEM BE! LET THEM BE! GIVE US SLUSHIES! GIVE US A DOOR MAT!" Nicole shouts waving a flag.

"We have now identified the stranger as Nicole…LETS WATCH!" Lucinda yelled again before he, himself turned to the screen.

"Oh hi there!" Sarah said waving as the camera came past here, "GO NICOLE!"

"You know the wild girl?"

"Of course she's my best friend." Sarah commented throwing away the pop can she was holding. Chickens came running past in hoards, running and squawking.

"RUNNN FOR YOUR LIVEEESS!" the camera man shouts before the camera came twirling around and an angry chicken looks right at the camera before it fizzles out.

"Well…that was…interesting." Yaba comments, trying not to laugh.

"LET US HAVE DOOR MATS!" Nicole shouts running through the studio.
"HEY WHO WAS THAT?"

"BATMAN! DUNA DUNA DUNA DUNA BATTMANNN!" Lucinda shouts before waving his arms and making 'whoosh' noises.

"And that ends OUR BREAKING NEWS! Please tune in for the 4 minutes and 17 seconds till 6:42 news show."