Author's note: Yay! I...ummm...I'm listening to "Sanctuary" from KH2. Cool song! Yay! I love Kingdom Hearts! I need a PS2! Yay for insanity! Oh, and I made a video for Yuki with the song "My United States of Whatever" and it's really stupid. Oh, and I'm reading a book on werewolves, a certin Anne Rice book, and Midnight(Book one of the new prophacy for Warriors.) at the same time. Talk about variaty :P

Oh, and the "Retarded for breakfast" was from a conversation me and this guy had. It's true!

Disclaimer: I still own nothing TT.TT
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Momiji walked into a booth with one wall that was made out of duct tape.

"So-chan!" he said, trying to glomph the girl in there.

"Momi-chan! Hi! Give me candy and I'll tell you what everyone else said!" Sora said, holding Momiji back.

"Oh, OKAY!" he gave her a box of Nerds(A/N: Yummy) and she gave him the notes she took. They sat in a happy moment of silence, until a wave of stupidity came over Synphy.

"HEY! Someone stole my Nerds!" she yelled stupidly and angry at the same time.

"You ate them." Momiji said, intellegently but a bit stupidly at the same time, for no reason at all.

"And foryou and I, there's a new laaaaaand!" they sang for no reason at all.

"That was stupid." Sora said. Momiji nodded.

"Hey, you know what? I stuck candy up Ha'ri's nose when he was sleeping and I told Kisa that Kyo DID want to eat her." Momiji said.

"That's not nice...wait, Kisa thought Kyo was going to eat her?" Sora said. Momiji nodded. "You're family has problems.

"I know! YAY FOR DISFUNCTIONAL FAMILIES!" Momiji yelled stupidly.

"YAAAAAY!" Sora yelled just as stupidly. "You know what? I had a bowl of stupid for breakfast With retarded percent milk."

"COOL!" Momoji yelled. "SO DID I!" Then they did a Happy/Stupid dance, then they dragged Kyo in and they three did the Kitty Cat dance, sorta, not really. Momiji ran out and glomped Tohru, then Kyo turned to Sora.

"The answer is M, I swear!" she yelled.

"You did stupid for breakfast again, right?" he said. She nodded.

"I'm too sexy for my car!" she yelled.

"I'm too sexy for my shirt!" Kyo yelled.

"What?"

"Nothing. I love Yuki"

Sora made a face like this (o.O) "What the flip? Are you high or drunk or both or something"

"Yes! I'm...uhh...high, I think. Cool, duct tape"

Akito came in again, causing herself to get glomped. "GET OFF OF ME! Kyo, no more under-the-influenceness! Hatori says it's bad for your non-exsistant brain!" she yelled, running out. Kyo groaned.

"Aww, man!" he said. "I like under-the-influenceness!" Then he took some randomly placed paper and made a ball out of it and duct tape.

"Paper vollyball!" he yelled. Him and Sora proceded to do a game of vollyball, which was never ending, because they both sucked. They are probably still trying to finish the game. At any rate, Shigure walked in.

"Hey! I need to confess my perverted activities!" he said stupidly, like everyone but Kyo, who was high-sounding, because he was, no duh you cheesepuff.

"Huh?" said Sora, who dropped it again, making the score 19382-19382. "Crap! You're up a point to tied-ness"

"Dammit, we'll never finish!" Kyo yelled, running into a wall standing still.

"Shua!" Shigure yelled. "I have a se..."

"SHUT UP SHIGURE NOT IN FRONT OF THE PEOPLE YOU'LL MAKE THEM SICK!" Sora said, nearly passing out from lack of air randomly.

"Oh, there's a girl who comes and helps me write my books, and she helps with the...umm...experiance"

"WTF stands for Whip The Frog!" Kyo yelled.

"SICKO! Oh, yeah, haha, I know the...eh...'co-authoress'" Sora said. "And whipping frongs is mean animal abuse! Especially to Crazy Frog, of whom I saw a plushie-backpack of at Target"

"WTF stands for Wet the Fudge!" Kyo yelled.

"Ewww, wet fudge"

"WTF stands for Water the Fun"

"What the flip"

"WTF stands for Wear the Fat"

"Ewwwww, fat on people, I don't care as long as their clothes aren't tight"

"WTF stands for We the Fatty potato chip bags"

"WTF stands for Hatori has a gun! WTF stands for The Emansipation Get-a-life-Kyo"

"..." Shigure and Sora had been stairing the whole time.

"Can Hatori have a baby?" Sora asked.

"We the Fatty potato chip bags?" Shigure and Kyo asked.

"Well, sea horse guys give birth to the babies and Hatori's a sea horse/dragon and a guy, so can Hatori have a baby?" Sora asked.

"Yes, let's go with that." Shigure said, stairing at her.

"HATORIIIIIII!" Sora ran out to probably tell Hatori he needed to have a baby.

"..." Even high Kyo was stairing. "We the Fatty potato chip bags?"
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Author's note: We the Fatty potato chip bags is my favorite for what WTF stands for. Yes, I know what WTF stands for, I know it's (put nicely) what the flip but with another word for flip. Oh, snaps. I am writing at midnight. That's not good. That's why it's so stupid. Well, Sora OUT!