Act 3, Scene 1:
It is the day of the runway show. The judges and Heidi sit on one side of the runway, and the designers sit on the other
Kara's model comes down the runway wearing a costume of gray and red with feathers and beads sewn delicately on the bodice
Andrae's model comes down the runway in a costume of gold spandex and lame
Santino's model comes down the runway in… chiffon
Daniel's model struts the runway in a costume best described as a failed attempt at lederhosen, among other things
Heidi: Can the designers please step onto the runway? Models, please join your designers.
The designers and models line up on the runway
Heidi: First will be Santino.
Nina: Santino, we've told you again and again, enough is enough! Your model looks like.. waves hand around a… peacock on steroids!
Santino: This is MY vision, and if it's my vision for her to look like a peacock on steroids, then she damn well should!
Michael: Michelle, what do you think of the costume?
Michelle: It's just too heavy to skate in.
Heidi: Okay, next will be Andrae.
Nina: Andrae, what was your vision?
Andrae: Well, Michelle is going for the gold, so I wanted her to be able to be one with the gold. I want her to BE the gold!
Michael: Uh huh… Andrae, this doesn't look finished.
Andrae: I didn't have time… I was busy fixing the overlock which Kara broke gives Kara dirty look so everyone would be able to finish their designs, and because of that I just didn't have time… he trails off crying
Michael: We don't need all the explaination, Andrae. We just want results.
Nina: Anyways, you take yourself too seriously… It's just fashion!
Michael: Yeah, it's just fashion! Lighten up!
Michael and Nina sing Lighten Up, it's Just Fashion
Fashion! Lighten up it's just fashion!
Lighten up it's just fashion!
Just the clothes we wear!
Fashion! Lighten up it's just fashion!
Lighten up it's just fashion!
Just artistic expression!
Fashion!
Andrae: Okay…
Heidi: Next will be Kara.
Nina: Tell us about your design Kara.
Kara: Well, the red in the skirt is symbolic of fire, and the power it has, and the feathers show how she is a bird, a phoenix rising from the flames despite opposition and people looking down on her. Just how Michelle will rise and overcome to finally seek the gold. Oh, and it's all hand stitched since the overlock broke.
The judges simply nod, in too much awe to say anything
Heidi: Last, I'll call on Daniel.
Michael: So… what exactly is your vision?
Daniel: Well, I was inspired by Heidi's beauty, so I created this to be representative of her homeland. pause I love you Heidi.
awkward silence
Nina: Daniel… it… doesn't look like anything. It's not flattering on the model in the least, and certainly wouldn't be skate-able.
Michelle: I agree. The costume is just not something I would be able to skate in.
Heidi: Okay, you all may leave the runway while the judges deliberate.
The designers and models go backstage
Heidi: So what did you think of Santino's design?
Nina: There was just too much. Simply not skate-able.
Michael: He needs to learn to change his ways.
Heidi: Well, what about Andrae's?
Michael: We didn't need his sob story! We just wanted results.
Nina: He took himself, and his design too seriously. How serious can you be when dealing with figure skating costumes?
Michelle: Very. gives Nina a bit of a scathing look
Michael: Anyway, it was unfinished.
Heidi: What about Daniel Franco's?
Nina: Oh, that was just terrible. He destroyed that poor model. She looked like… a dollop of mashed potatoes in lederhosen!
Heidi: Badly made lederhosen at that.
Michael: He just doesn't have the right eye for design.
Heidi: What did you think of Kara's design?
Nina: Marvelous.
Michael: Oh, it was divine!
Nina: I have nothing bad to say about it!
Michael: And hand stitched too!
Michelle: It was ugly.
Nina and Michael: What?
Michellein tears: All the other skaters are gonna laugh at meeee…..
Nina: No, no, dear, they'll be admiring your beautiful costume!
Michelle: No! I'm so sick of being second place. These are all silver medal costumes. I want GOLD!
Heidi: Michelle, calm down… I think we have come to our decision.
Act 3, Scene 2:
The designers are back on the runway
Heidi: Everyone is on pins and needles wondering who will be our winner, and who will be out. long pause Our winner in this challenge is Kara. Michelle will be wearing your design in a skating competition.
Michelle: Kara, I'll be… pleased... to wear your design to the nationals this year.
Kara leaves the runway
Heidi: Andrae, you may leave the runway.
Andrae skips off the runway
Heidi: Santino. Your design was just too much, and too heavy to skate in. Daniel, your vision did not come through, and the execution was simply not there. long pause Daniel, I'm sorry, you're out.
Daniel takes a little longer than he should to kiss Heidi's cheeks
Heidi: Auf Wiederhesen.
Act 3, Scene 3:
The remaining designers are backstage afterwards and they sing Dan Franco, Where Did You Go?
Dan Franco, where did you go?
Dan Franco, where did you go?
(I barely got to know ya!)
Dan Franco, where did you go?
Dan Franco, where did you go?
(See you on season 3!)
Dan Franco, where did you go?
Dan Franco, where did you go?
(Don't give up!)
Dan Franco, where did you go?
Dan Franco, where, did, you... GO!
Fin.
