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Chapter 6- Poink, Potato Salad, and Obi-Wan's fight With a Popstar

"So how is it wearing bright orange?" Sarah asked Nicole from the other side of the plexi-glass.

"Not too bad, don't have to worry about changing every morning." Nicole said shrugging, "I don't really understand why I'm here in jail anyway. I mean I was only protesting for the chickens!"

"Nicole, you attacked a news reporter. Don't you see what is wrong with that?"

"Ummm….Nope!" Nicole paused for a moment. "Hey who's that?"

"This guy? It's my new lover, he is Ashley Parker Angel. Draco had to go clean his hair which will take weeks." Sarah responded holding on to Ashley.

"NO IT WON'T!" a voice echoed from behind them.

"Ignore him…now I have a plan to get you out." Sarah said turning back to Nicole.

"And it is?"
"Attack of the marshmallows."

"WHAT!"

"You know they are aerodynamic and squishy." Sarah responded squeezing a marshmallow.

"Right…."

"ATTACK!"

(Millions of poinking sounds)
"BWAHAHAHAHAH!" Nicole screamed running behind Sarah somehow, "Poink?"
"YES IT IS THE SOUND A MARSHMELLOW MAKES!" Sarah said sticking out her tongue.

They somehow escaped the jail and were now out on the streets of Kansas.

"Where are we going?" Ashley asked, very confused.
"To the secret hideout!" Nicole responded before doing a waddle in front of a K-Mart sign at which the K opened up and Nicole hopped in followed by the others.

"You guys hide under a K-Mart?"
"Yeah who would look here when there are such good deals upstairs?" Sarah commented to Ashley.

"BUTTER IS ONLY A DOLLER I MEAN COME ON U CAN 'T BEAT THAT!" Nicole announced.

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Everyone was walking down a sidewalk in some city in the state of Kansas. It was a very warm day and they couldn't stand it. Everyone was angry and tired and just wanted to get to Wisconsin, to find this Jock McNoodle. Well they had nothing else to do on Earth, so why not find this Jock and maybe somehow they could get back to their galaxy far, far away and a long time ago.

"I'm tired!" Leia said and yawned.

"And I'm Hott!" Han said back. Leia hit him the chest.

"Don't act so conceited."

"You mustizzle be hottizle like a hot dogizzle!" Luke commented.

"Umm….yeah sure Luke."

"Who the heck would name all 4 of their kids Cumquat, anyway?" Obi-Wan asked.

"You're still freaked out about that? We left their house five hours ago and you just won't let that topic go will you?" Leia responded.

"Well it's been driving me nuts! It's very puzzling! I wonder why Sarah and Nicole even sent us there!"

"We didn't even iron our underwear! What's up with that?" Vader wondered.

"Aye Aye Aye!" Obi-Wan simply said to no one specifically.

"Beep! Beep!" R2, well, beeped!

"You know what? I wish I could find my socks!" Obi-Wan said out of nowhere.

"Well they are probably long gone by now if our ship blew up!" Leia told him.

"My poor, poor giraffe socks…."

"I say we go to the mall!" Han exclaimed.

"May I ask why?" Obi-Wan questioned him.

"Seems like fun!"

"A little feminine I think. Han, are you bisexual? Now break it to us gently. We don't want Leia to cry her little eyes out now, in front of all of us. "

"WHAT! I AM NOT BISEXUAL!" Han retorted. "Anyway, I say we go to the mall considering its right there and they probably have food and all kinds of crap for us to look at." Han pointed to the mall straight ahead of them.

"RAWWWWWWWWWRRRRR!" Chewbacca agreed.

"Fine. Let's go!" Obi-Wan gave in.

They all walked up to the mall's blue automatic doors. The doors soon swooshed open. Then, a voice came on.

"You are now entering in Door 7 into Neighborhood 3. Thanks you for coming to YoyoMA mall! We hope you enjoy your Zucchini!"

"What in God's name was that?" Obi-Wan screeched.

"AND WHAT ZUCCHINI?" Han inquired.

They just sort of forgot about that little experience and continued walking down the long corridor. They saw shops after shops and thought it was very small compared to what they've seen in the galaxy. They also saw advertisements for things everywhere. There were lots of bright colors and there was even a movie theatre in the YoyoMa mall.

"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" Vader screamed and continued to scream. He ran over to some kind of sign.

"Whatizzle izzle itizzle Dadizzle?" Luke asked full of wonderment.

"HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH!" Vader bellowed. "IT'S…IT'S….IT'S…IT'S!"

"Jesse McCartney?" Leia replied looking at the sign.

"YES!" Vader shouted. "And LOOK! IT SAYS HERE HE'S THE HOTTEST SINGING SENSATION! BUT! BUT! BUT! BUT I THOUGHT I WAS THE HOTTEST SINGING SENSATION!

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?" Vader started pacing. "OH NO! I CAN'T HANDLE THIS" And with that, Vader fainted making a big kerplunk sound.

"Oh dear" C-3Po said.

"Dad! Daaaaaaaaad! Get up! There's no need to feel freaked about this." Leia told him.

Chewie went over to a random man who was waving a hand held fan and ripped it out of his hands. Chewie roared at him and the man ran off, probably afraid of Chewie. Now who could be afraid of Chewie? And then he brought the fan back over to where everyone else was and started waving the fan over Vader.

Meanwhile, Luke seemed to have seen something that caught his eye. He wanted to walk over to whatever it was and see what it was all about.

"Heyizzle Leia! I'll be rightizzle backizzle!"

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"TAKE A BROCHURE! TAKE A BROCHURE! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO GO TO HARVARD COLLEGE!" A man holding brochures shouted to the people passing by, trying to give them the brochures. Luke walked up to him. He cleared his throat.

"I'dizzle likeizzle a brochure yo." Luke told the brochure dude.

"You seem like a smart boy. Here ya go." The man said as he handed Luke the brochure. Luke took it and started reading it and all about Harvard.

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"Dad just get up!" Leia stated. "I mean you're probably…" Leia bit her tongue. "A better singer then this Jesse guy."

"Really?" Vader shot up.

"Uh huh." Leia gulped. She awkwardly gave Vader a hug.

"Be careful not to push one of these buttons on my chest. One makes me constantly scream 'Chocolate and Strawberry Milk'. Another one makes beeps constantly and who knows? I could blow up. And the third button flushes my built in toilet."

"alright…." Leia still awkwardly hugged him.

"Ok Leia I suggest we stop hugging. THIS COULD RUIN MY REP!"

"Of course" Leia let go.

Luke soon rejoined the group with the brochure in his pocket. "Heyizzle. What's happening nowizzle?"

Soon they all walked into a special section of the mall which had a stage inside of it.

"Hey everyone!" a guy said up on stage.

"IT'S HIM!" Vader shouted waving his fists.

"Who?" Leia asked.

"THE GUY WHO THINKS HE IS BETTER THAN ME!" Vader whined.

"Can the black dude like shut up and sit down?" Jesse commented

"NO I WILL NOT PRETTY BOY!" Darth Vader responded.

"That's MR. Prettyboy to you." Jesse said laughing.

"You think you are all better than me….WELL YOUR NOT!" Darth shouted back.

"Dude I don't even know who you are…and plus I'm the biggest teen singer there is these days." Jesse mused back laughing at the end.

"Yeah well I have the force." Darth responded and grabbing his…..banana…..

"Is that a….banana?" Jesse said laughing. All of a sudden a marshmallow hit Jesse in the head.

"POINK!" a girl with brunette hair shouted running past.
"Jesse I love you, but I love Ashley more." The blonde said kissing Jesse full on the lips, "POINK! TO THE K-MARTMOBIE!"

"Who was that?" Han asked afterwards.

"Aren't they the crazy people we met?" Obi Wan asked.

"No….It couldn't be. Plus they had a different guy with them…" Leia responded.

"YOU'RE GOING DOWN PRETTY BOY!"

"With a banana?" Jesse asked Darth Vader before using his mad skills and jumping on stage.

"Hey is that my socks! THE SOCKS I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR?" Obi-Wan shouted.

"Whereizzle?" Luke asked looking up from his brochure.

"THERE SEE!" Obi pointed to Jesse's feet which had giraffe socks on. They were the ones that Obi-Wan could never find.

"HOW DID YOU GET MY SOCKS!" Obi-Wan shouted waving his arms.

"Dude I got these as a present. Don't go all whickity whack on me." Jesse shot back.

"HAND THEM OVER OR SUFFER THE CONSQUENCES!" Obi-Wan shouted.

"And those would be?" Jesse asked.

"CONTINOUS HOURS OF MMMBOP BY HANSON! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

"I like that song…." The blonde from earlier stated, "Come on Ash we have to go find Nicole in the Squeaky Ducky's Store of Soap and Bubbles….really shouldn't of lost her…we could be in there for days."

The group watched her and the guy walk off.

"AHHHHHHHH!" Obi-Wan shouted breaking the silence and tackling Jesse McCartney.

"BRING IT OLD MAN!" Jesse shouted.

"Don't mean to interrupt but the POTATOE SALAD IS DONE!" C-3PO yelled out.

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"And we will stop it there." Sarah said walking into the K-Mart hideout with a very bubbly Nicole.

"HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT THE BUBBLES GREW IF YOU HAD WATER AND MORE BUBBLE SOAP?" Nicole shouted.

"Maybe by the SIGN!"

"Oh pfft who uses signs?" Nicole asked.

"Most of the world." Sarah responded.

"WELL I'M NOT MOST OF THE WORLD AM I!" Nicole responded.

"No Nicole your not…." Sarah said slamming her head into the wall.

"Stop you might get hurt." Ashley commented.

"I'm fine!"

"TO THE KMARTMOBILE!" Sarah shouted. They all ran and got on a three person bike.

"Wow this is awkward." Nicole said.

"Hey the real one is a secret." Sarah responded.

"What is it then?" Nicole asked.

"Ashley's limo-AHHHHHH SECRET!" Sarah said clamping her hand over Nicole's mouth. They saw people walking down the street.

"POINK! FEAR THE MARSHMELLOWEY GOODNESS! LOOK AT IT LOOOOOK! AHAHAHAHAA" Sarah shouted as the bike drove off.

"What did you have?" Nicole asked.

"A mountain dew." Sarah responded.

"Well that makes sense….you're high off of it." Nicole stated.

"POINK!"

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