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Chapter 7-Squash Pie in the Face and Vader's Rubber Duckie

"Ok the reason this is so late is because Sarah's computer got all messed up." Nicole said laughing.

"Stupid laptop!" Sarah screamed throwing things.

"She will be alright in a second." Nicole responded sighing.

"Last week we crashed the KmartMobile and then Ashley left." Sarah said eating some chocolate.

"Yeah Sarah was hit hard when he left….literally." Nicole said laughing.

"IT WAS A BAD STOP SIGN! STUPID STOP SIGNS ALWAYS IN THE WAY! THINKING THAT THEY CAN JUST GO AND PICK ON CARBON BASED LIFEFORMS!" Sarah ranted.

"Am I late?" a voice asked from behind them.

"HAYDEN!" Sarah yelled, stopping her ranting and jumping in the guys arms, "Its my new hottie."

"We have so many."

"Yeah but they are cute."
"Especially this one…..when is Draco coming back?"

"No clue, he does have school ya know." Sarah shot back, still in Hayden's arms.

"Duck." Nicole said calmly.
"Duck?"
"YES! DUCK!"

"Duck where?"

'Duck there!"

"Here?"
"NO THERE!"

"DUCK!"

"AHHHH!" Nicole screamed as Sarah ducked before a big box came flying by.

'Hey it my new thingy." Nicole said hugging the box.

"What thingy?"

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"Where am I?" Obi-Wan said as his eyes fluttered open. He was lying in a bed in a room with Luke, Leia, Han, Chewie, Artoo, Threepio, and Yoda standing over him.

"In some place called a hospital, we are." Yoda told him.

"Well what the bloody heck am I doing in a hospital for?"

"Well Jesse hurt you pretty bad." Leia added in.

"YEAH YO YO JESSE KICKEDIZZLE YOUR BUTTIZZLE!." Luke chimed in.

"Oh will you just SHUT UP!" Obi-Wan glared at Luke.

"You're so weakizzle! YOU ARE AN IDIOT!" Luke said pointing at Obi-Wan.

"Look who's talking!" Obi-Wan muttered under his breath.

"Will you guys just calm down! PLEASE! This is getting super annoying!" Leia said.

Soon the door to Obi-Wan's room opened and made a squeaky sound. It was Darth Vader walking through the door.

""Wahahahahaha!" Vader said as he popped in. He was laughing his I've-done-a-really-evil-thing-and-it-feels-great-laugh.

"Why are you so happy?" Han questioned.

"Can't a guy be happy when the sun is shining, the bees are buzzing, the flowers are a bloomin' and the trees are growing?"

"For you, No." Leia replied. "Or anyone for that matter."

"Fine! It's just that I've got something that is very useful to me."

"Well what the heck is it?" Obi-Wan asked.

"Here, let me get it out of my pocket." Vader said as he reached down into one of the pockets that he surprisingly had in that black suit of his. Soon his hand came out of his pocket, and in it was something that was a shade of a very bright yellow. He handed it over to Obi-Wan.

"A rubber ducky is very useful to you?" Obi-Wan gave Vader a look full of confusion.

"Of course not! I just took out the wrong thing! Let me see if I can get it out now." Vader reached down once again into his pocket, this time pulling out a piece of paper.

"Well you mind tell us why you have rubber duckies in your pocket anyway?" Leia wondered.

"Well I need something to play with when I take a bath." Vader said very quietly and quickly moved on to talking about the piece of paper. He unfolded the piece of paper and held it up for everyone to see. Everyone looked at it. It was a picture of Jesse McCartney advertising his concert that night.

"HEYIZZLE! LOOKIZZLE! IT'S THE DUDEIZZLE THAT KICKED OBI-WAN'S BUTTIZZLE!" Luke yelled while pointing at the poster.

"HAHA! YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!" Vader agreed with his son.

"Once again, SHUT UP!" Obi-Wan bellowed.

"Anyway, what is the point with this poster, dad?" Leia asked.

Vader just glared at her.

"I MEAN MASTER FATHER!"

Vader was satisfied with that answer and continued with his idea with the poster. "Well, look here!" He pointed to the date: June 24th, 2006.

"That's today. Your point being?" Han wondered.

"I'M GOING TO PERFORM AT HIS CONCERT!"

"UMM….Need a little more information here!" Leia exclaimed.

"I'm going to randomly come onto stage, start to sing my wonderful tunes, blow the audience away and I will officially be the best singer ever!"

"OOO! Maybe I can even try to steal my socks back from him!" Obi-Wan got excited.

"It's an A+ plan I tell you!" Vader announced.

"Well I'm all for it! And I can't believe I'm going along with a guy that has a breathing machine and dresses all in black." Obi-Wan said.

"HAHAIZZLE! YOU'RE THE IDIOTIZZLE!' Luke said pointing at Obi-Wan again.

"That's It! You're going to get it now!" He sat up in his bed and tried to swing his arm at Luke.

"AHHHH! MY BACK!" Obi-Wan screeched.

"AHAHAHAHAHA!" Luke just laughed at him.

"I can't believe you decided to put me in a cookie Jar on wheels called the Cookinator." Obi-Wan complained. "And I can't believe you let Luke pick this out Leia! I MEAN HE CALLED ME AN IDIOT!"

"Three Timesizzle!" Luke added.

"It's not my fault I got a little distracted…"Leia's voice trailed off.

"She got distracted by the refrigerator section in the store…You know how she just loves refrigerators." Han whispered in Obi-Wan's ear.

"Well I still can't believe that Luke decided to give me a cookie jar on wheels instead of a WHEELCHAIR!"

"Butizzle, his nameizzle is MooMoo. The wheelchairizzles didn't have coolizzle names!"

"WILL EVERYONE JUST SHUSH! They might hear up there!" Vader said, pointing above them.

They were in an underground tunnel sort of thing. It was underneath the stage of where Jesse McCartney was going to perform. Vader is trying to demonstrate the plan on how he'll get up on stage and how Obi-Wan can try to get his socks back.

"Alright everyone. Here's the plan! First I will go out this way, about 15 minutes into his show." Vader said as he pointed up to the sort of attic door looking thing . "Then I will perform the famous song "Barbie Girl" showing of my just brilliant voice! Then I think after 30 minutes of me singing, Obi-Wan, You could come out!"

"Thirty minutes later? I have to get my precious socks as soon as possible! I mean they're probably oh so lonely and helpless! I think I would die without my loveable socks! They're just so darling! I can't possibly live without them!"

"FINE! DON'T LISTEN TO ME!" Vader replied as he crossed his arms and looked away from Obi-Wan.

"FINE THEN!" Obi-Wan exclaimed.

"FINE!"

"FINE!"

"FINE!"

"OK EVERYONE JUST SHUSH UP!" Princess Leia screeched. "I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU NEED TO COMPETE AGAINST JESSE MCCARTNEY." She looked at Vader. "AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU HAVE THIS CRAZY INSANE OBSESSION WITH YOUR FLAMINGO SOCKS!" Leia said as she looked at Obi-Wan.

"They were giraffes…" Obi-Wan whispered.

"OH WHO CARES!" Leia screamed.

"Need a punching bag, she does" Yoda simply said. "Let go of her anger, she MUST!"

"I have to go to the ladies room!" Han said.

"Ladies Room?" Obi-Wan asked him.

"I MEANT MEN'S ROOM! JEEZ GIVE A GUY A BREAK!" Han yelled and ran off to the bathroom.

"Poor man, he is." Yoda stated.

"HEY! THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND!" Leia refreshed his memory.

"Oh…right." Yoda seemed disappointed in her.

Han went to the bathroom that was somehow "underground" and did his business. He washed his hands using a bar of Dove soap, and seemed to be amazed at how bubbles and foam was made when he mixed together soap and water. After his

amazement, he grabbed a paper towel and dried his hands. He opened the door to exit the bathroom and suddenly a piece of paper came floating down, attached to a paper clip that was attached to a rope that was tied to the ceiling. Han grabbed it, and read it:

Dear Mr. Han Solo,

Yes I know who you are. I also know that you secretly love to dance in your pink shiny underwear on Tuesdays. Anyways I'm still trapped in a toilet paper factory. Mind speeding up the process to save me here? I'm sort of about to die here! So come quick!

Jock McNoodle

P,S. Tell Luke I agree that Obi-Wan is an idiot!

WHOA! THIS GUY MUST BE A STALKER BUT HOW IS HE TRAPPED IN A TOILET

PAPER FACTORY! He wondered very much and soon realized he better go show this to everyone else. So he ran off.

Han soon returned and noticed everyone was wearing a blue and white sticker. He looked closer and saw that they were 'Hello My Name Is ' stickers along with something written on them.

"Anyone care to explain?" Han asked

"Well, Luke suddenly decided that we all need newer and cooler names and he claims he can't remember our names so he decides to give us all names from The Powerpuff Girls." Obi-Wan explained.

"That's rightizzle! Leia is now Blossom, Obi-Wan is Bubbles, Yoda is Professor, Vader is Buttercup, and YOU GET TO BEIZZLE MOJO JOJO!" Luke exclaimed and stuck a 'Hello My Name Is' sticker onto Han's forehead. "Since we ranizzle out of Powerpuff names, I've decided to nameizzle C-3PO Dale, and Artoo Chip!"

"Whoopee…." Han sarcastically responded. "Well Luke what's your name then?"

"Mary Poppins!" Luke shouted happily.

"That a...

Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down

The medicine go down-wown

The medicine go down

Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down

In a most delightful way" Vader suddenly went into song.

"Well anyways guys, I have received a letter from Jock McNoodle. " Han announced as he pulled the letter out of his back pocket. Everyone took a look at the letter and noticed that the second sentence was smudged out.

"Hey Han, what did the second sentence say?" Leia questioned him.

"Oh…nothing."

"Save Jock, we will. Look for him after this event tonight, we will." Yoda told them.

"Well let's continue the demonstration of the plan, shall we?" Vader questioned. Everyone nodded and explained everything mostly in song as if he was in a musical.

It was the evening now, and the concert was about to begin. The Star Wars gang was all in the underground tunnel, seated at a long table. Vader just had to make sure everyone knew the plan perfectly. He wouldn't settle for anything less.

PLINKKKKKK PLINKKKKKKKKK PLINKKKKKKKKK-a sound was heard

"What's that?" Han desired to know.

"Oh-I changed the sound settings on myself! It seems like the squash pie is ready!" C-3PO said.

Out of nowhere, Luke was given a piece of squash pie. No one knew how it happened, it just did. Some things are just so unexplainable like in the Twilight Zone. Luke took a bite, and soon spat it out and went across the table, into Obi-Wan's face.

"THATIZZLE IS HORRIBLEIZZLE!" Luke was disgusted.

"Thank you very much for the delightful gift Luke. So thoughtful of you." Obi-Wan sarcastically said his thank you. He then used the force to choke Luke.

"HEY! I'M THE ONLY ONE WITH THE CHOKING POWERS HERE! BACK OFF GIRLFRIEND!" Vader yelled at Obi-Wan.

"Fine…wait….WHAT?"

"YOUR MOM!" Luke said.

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"HAYDEN!"

"Yes?"

"Lets go investigate." Sarah said pulling Hayden with her.

"NICOLE!"

"What?"

"What's in the box?" Sarah asked innocently.

"Not telling." Nicole said with a little smile.
"Yes you will."

"Nope."

"Yes."

"Nope."

"Yes."

"Nope."

"Nope."

"Yes." Nicole slipped out.

"SEE NOW YOU HAVE TO TELL ME!"

"Nuh uh girlfriend." Nicole snapped back. Hayden started laughing.

"Ok I will be outside when you want to tell me." Sarah said advancing away, "I've got Hayden, Hayden, HAYDEN!"

"What!"

"I'm singing….not calling you silly." Sarah responded laughing. She started skipping, and opened the door to the outside but it turned out to be a closet.

"WOW ITS DARK!"

"Gah coming Sarah……. that was a closet!" Nicole said running after, more crashing was heard.

"This place is kind of cozy."

"I think your foot is on my arm Nicole." Sarah commented.

"Right! WHO TURNED ON THE DARK?" Nicole shouted loudly while Hayden sat there confused.

"I kind of like this closet….When did we get it?"

"YOU CAN'T BUY CLOSETS NICOLE!"

Note: We do have winner for our contest! The winner will be announced next chapter! Sorry that we haven't been updating a lot lately. We're simply too lazy and Sarah's computer keeps on having problems! Anyway this was a long chapter so Hope You Liked! Next Chapter: The Concert-Vader performs and Will Obi-Wan get his dear socks back? Stay Tuned!