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Chapter 8- Lasagna in the Shoebox and Vader's A Barbie Girl

"Well here we are again….and again…and again…" Sarah said watching Nicole come running past in circles. Hayden was sitting beside her holding a teddy bear.

"Haydeeeen why do you have a teddy bear?" Nicole asked, stopping her continuous circle.

"Because he's my protector." Hayden pouted, holding the small bear close.

"Right…." Sarah said, then getting a devilish look on her face.

"What are you thinking Sarah?" Nicole asked putting her hand down on the desk.

"Get some whip cream, an umbrella, and…..hmmm some of that syrup stuff." Sarah said before laughing. Next thing they knew Nicole was out the door running…wearing a bicycle helmet…of all things….

"NICOLE! WATCH OUT FOR THAT…" "OW!" "NEVER MIND!" Sarah sighed, rubbing her head and getting the bandages. They had a whole warehouse out back full of them, wonder why.

-Hour and Many Bandages Later-

"Now you put that there and we're done!" Sarah whispered before sitting back down. Nicole nodded.

"Saraahhh booo?"

"Yes love?" Sarah asked, picking up a magazine. She didn't notice that it was upside down.

"Where is Mr. Snuggleworthingtonishtanmen the second?" Hayden asked with wide eyes.

"Who?"

"MY BEAR!"

"Oh over there." Sarah said pointing to the bear on the cold ground a little from them. Hayden walked over, tripping over the invisible wire, and fell next to the bear. A whole big bucket of whip cream fell over right on top of poor Hayden. Sarah fell over laughing especially when he tried to stand up and walked right into a bucket of syrup.

"AGHHHH!" Hayden screamed flailing his arms. Whip cream was going all over, Nicole put the umbrella up.

"SWOOLSH."

"That's a lot of whip cream." Sarah commented.

"Oh just 9 cans full!" Nicole protested.

"NICOLE! SARAH!"

"OHHH HOLY BEJEESUS-WITH-SHITACKI-MUSHROOMS-ON- TOP-AND-PEANUT-BUTTER!" Sarah screamed all in one breath.

"Niiiiiceee! Now LET'S HIT IT." Nicole screamed. She ran but jumped into a box instead of the car.

"VRROOOOM!" Nicole screamed while pretending to drive. Sarah pulled up in the VW bug,

"Nicole you're in a box…"

"SO THAT'S WHY IT DOESN'T WORK!" Nicole screamed, hopping in the red bug.

"DISNEY HERE WE COME!"

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"Is everyone ready?" Vader asked.

"What I don't get is why we're all dressed in pink Tutu's!" Han shouted at Vader.

"I told you! It's all part of my brilliant plan!"

"So far I am just not seeing the brilliant part." Han replied.

"DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU!"

"What are you going to do? Throw one of your rubber duckies at me?"

"Maybe…..or maybe I'll get you to drink this!" Vader said and showed them all a jar. It was a jar full of orange juice.

"ORANGE JUICE WITH PULP! AHHH NOO GET AWAY! GET AWAY!" Han was frightened. He ran around in circles until he bumped into R2 and then fell onto the floor.

"Han's afraid of pulp…and open windows." Obi-Wan told to really no one.

"OPEN WINDOW? NOOOOOOOOO!" Once again, Han began to run, but this time only in one direction. Leia began to run after him.

"GET BACK HERE, HAN!" Leia yelled to him but he kept on going and going and going…

Oh yes, we probably should mention that Obi-Wan is now fully recovered! He no longer has to ride in a cookie jar on wheels called The MooMoo.

Leia eventually got Han back and the whole gang was together once again discussing the so called 'brilliant plan'…once again.

"OK! WE MUST REVIEW THE PLAN YET AGAIN, SINCE LUKE IS HAVING TROUBLE COMPREHENDING!" Vader said, almost practically yelling. The anger just keeps on building.

"Yeah fo shizzle!"

"Ok While Jesse is performing his second song; you all will run out on stage in your tutus and holding your wands, with pixie dust flying everywhere. Chewbacca will put the music on of the Sugar Plum Fairies. You got that?"

"What I'm not getting is why Chewie doesn't have to wear A TUTU!" Obi-Wan said raising his voice.

"Let's face it; Chewie cannot fit into a tutu."

"RAWWWWWRRRRR!" Chewie roared at him.

"Then would you like to wear a tutu Chewbacca?" Vader questioned him.

"RAWWWWR!" Chewie roared again and shook his head.

"Ok then!" Vader clapped his hands together. "I just love my evilish ways!" Vader said in a sort of girly voice. "Back to the plan… I will come out of the door in the stage floor, and then come flying out into the air."

Obi-Wan started laughing, he tried to hide it but just couldn't!

"What's so funny about that?" Vader asked.

"Nothing. It's just I've never see you fly before! And I can't imagine you…flying!" Obi-Wan burst into laughter once again.

"Oh my god! ANYWAYS on with the plan! Chewbacca will soon change the music to Barbie Girl!"

"Barbie Girl, you say?" Yoda wondered.

"OH OF COURSE! So then, the crowd will love me, the girls will throw something called underwear at me and I'll perform more songs. Then I will prove to the world…THAT I AM THE BEST SINGER IN THE GALAXY! No, THE UNIVERSE! WAHAHAHAHA! Of course you guys will definitely have to get off the stage; I mean you're all so hideous to look at!"

"HEY! LUKE AND I ARE YOUR OFFSPRING!" Leia exclaimed.

"Oh…right…Ummm….Well the truth is…I am not your father! Uhhh….Obi-Wan is! SO HE IS WHO YOU GET YOUR HIDEOUS LOOKS FROM!"

"You think we're honestly going to believe that?"

"Well, not you but Luke will!"

"How could Luke believe that?"

"HELLO DADDYIZZLE!" Luke said to Obi-Wan.

"Oh for goodness sake DARTH VADER IS YOUR FATHER! ALRIGHT! NOT ME!"

"WHYIZZLE DON'T YOU LOVE MEIZZLE DADDYIZZLE?" Luke wondered and almost cried. Almost.

"Oh dear…"

"Back on topic…Luke do you understand the plan NOW?" Vader asked.

"Nopeizzle."

"WHAT ARE YOU NOT GETTING?"

"These names…I don't know who you are talking about most of the time!"

"Oh god…Alright. ME, Buttercup will perform as Jesse's concert…"

"Are we really going to go through with this?" Han asked. Everyone except Vader and Chewie were there. They were behind the curtain on the stage. They were getting ready to go out.

"Well if we don't, Vader will choke us all and we'll all die." Leia responded.

"Oh…right."

"Ok the music should be starting any second now…. Any second now…..any second now….."

16 minutes later

The Sugar Plum Fairy Music began!

"GO GO GO GO!" Leia said shoving everyone out on stage.

They soon all began dancing like idiots. They weren't doing the same dance either. Leia jumped around all cheery and gracefully. Yoda was doing the tango in a weird way. R2D2 spun around in circles. C-3PO was doing the robot. Han just sort of stood there. Luke danced like a ballerina. And Obi-Wan was missing……..

Now Jesse, he kind of stopped singing and laughed insanely at their dancing. "Hey! Look! It's the freaks I met the other day!"

Han seemed to get angry.

"Nowizzle, we must follow the planizzle, Mojo Jojo!" Luke exclaimed and proceeded to dance like a ballerina.

Suddenly a noise was heard!

Plinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnk! Plinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnk!

"OH DEAR! OH DEAR! OH DEAR! OH DEAR! OH DEAR! The Lasagna is done AND I LEFT IT IN THE SHOEBOX!" C-3PO shouted and rushed off the stage.

"Who cooks Lasagna in a shoebox?" Jesse wondered.

Suddenly the music to "Barbie Girl" came on.

Soon, Vader appeared on the stage and seemed to be running around and trying to hop into the air. Maybe he was trying to fly. Well he couldn't if that was what he was trying to do. He was also trying to sing….but wasn't doing too well. Let's face it; he just isn't a great singer…

I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world

life in plastic, it's fantastic

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

He continued to sing along while the others just got off the stage. They didn't like to look like idiots…well maybe Luke was enjoying it, BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT! Obi-Wan was still missing.

Suddenly-A big KABOOM! Was heard! And a big puff of smoke appeared on stage. The music stopped. Everyone awaited to see what was going on with this smoke! Jesse was still insanely laughing. Darth was mad. And behind the smoke was none other than…OBI-WAN!

"Did I hear someone say nachos?" He said and flashed a pearly smile.

"What?" Jesse said and then started to laugh once again.

"I WANT MY GIRAFFE SOCKS BACK MR. PRETTY BOY!"

"Well Too Bad! You aren't getting them! THEY ARE MINE!"

"Oh My God FORMER Master! I can't believe you ruined my show! This is the worst thing you've done ever! But YOU, Mr. Pretty Boy! NO ONE TORCHERS MY FORMER MASTER OTHER THAN ME! SO BACK OFF AND GIVE THE STUPID GIRAFFE SOCKS BACK!"

"No way, Mr. STUPID JERK THAT ONLY WEARS BLACK AND FREAKISHLY BREATHES DUDE! These are MY SOCKS! Got it? MINE!"

"I find your lack of giving the socks back disturbing."

"So? What are you going to do about it?"

Vader reached down for his light saber, but ended up pulling out something else.

"You're going to threaten me with Life Savers?" Jesse asked jokingly.

"WHAT! LIFESAVERS! LUKE YOU IDIOT! WHY THE HECK WOULD YOU GIVE ME LIFESAVERS INSTEAD OF MY LIGHT SABER! I LET YOU PLAY WITH MY LIGHT SABER AND INSTEAD YOU GIVE ME LIFESAVERS BACK INSTEAD OF MY LIGHT SABER! LUKE I TOLD YOU TO PUT THE LIGHT SABER BACK! BUT NO! YOU GIVE ME LIFE SAVERS!" Vader started on a rant.

"But I thoughtizzle you saidizzle you wanted life savers, yo!" Luke whined.

"How the heck am I supposed to challenge Jesse to a duel with life savers HUH?"

"Uhhhhhizzle, Throw them….izzle!"

"This would have been SO MUCH EASIER IF YOU PUT THE LIGHT SABER BACK! BUT JUST WHERE IS THE LIGHT SABER NOW?"

"Mr. Cheeromeyerbumblebop has itizzle!"

"WHO'S THAT?"

"A guy that will auctionizzle it offizzle for charityizzle! He calledizzle and asked for itizzle to be an itemizzle to be auctioned offizzle! Sinceizzle I knowizzle you lovedizzle chraityizzle, I gave itizzle to himizzle!"

"YOU IDIOT! HOW CAN I HAVE A LIGHTSABER DUEL WITHOUT A LIGHTSABER?"

"DUH! DUH! DUHHHH!" Nicole shouted as she ran across the stage, with Sarah and Hayden following. Nicole handed Vader one of those plastic red light sabers that you get from Wal-Mart.

They ran across the stage and soon vanished. Vader had noticed Hayden…."WHAT THE HELL!" Vader asked as he scratched his helmet. "AND HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO WORK! ALL IT DOES IS FLING OUT!"

"Oh dear!" Obi-Wan said as he hit his head. "Can't I just have my socks back, PLEASE?"

"Umm…let's see. Um, NO!" Jesse told them.

"PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP!"

"Nope."

"Here I have an idea!" Leia exclaimed. And she walked up to Jesse and whispered something in his ear.

"Uh huh….Uh Huhh…Yeah…Hmmm…Maybe…" Jesse kept on saying.

Suddenly, something hit Jesse in the head! He was knocked down to the floor unconscious! But just how exactly how did this happen! Well it turns out he was hit by….a light saber! A cheap, plastic, Wal-Mart light saber!

"Well I guess there was some use to that light saber!" Vader said to himself and laughed his very evil laugh. "Quick, Somebody! GRAB THE SOCKS AND LET'S RUN!"

Obi-Wan ran over to Jesse and pulled off the socks. He smelled them and realized that Jesse's feet must smell really bad… "HE BASICALLY RUINED MY SOCKS WITH HIS HORRIBBLE SMELLING FEET! AHHH!" Obi-Wan almost fainted.

"Let's just go already!" Leia told him.

"My Poor Socks! BUT WE HAVE BEEN REUNITED!" Obi-Wan said and hugged them tightly. He soon followed the others out of the concert stadium.

"DON'T WORRY FANS I WILL RETURN!" Vader called out to the people in the audience. Most of the people had very confused looks on their faces…

The Next Day….

"We've been walking forever!" Han complained.

"Save Jock in Wisconsin, we will!" Yoda told him.

"RAWR!" Chewie added in.

"Are we even going the right way?" Leia wondered.

"Who knowizzle!"

"Maybe we should ask her." Obi-Wan said and pointed to a girl with bright neon yellow hair. She was sitting at a lemonade stand and seemed to be dusting off….something.

"I'll go ask her." Han volunteered.

Everyone else took a seat at a bench they found that was about 30 feet away from the girl. Han ran up to her and saw that she was dusting off some…stickers.

"Hi!" Han said as he went up to her. She looked up at him and she couldn't help but notice how cute he was. It seemed like she instantly fell in love with him.

"Umm…Hello!" Han said waving his hand in front of her face.

"OH! Hi!"

"Yeah, hello! Well My name is Han! And me and my friends need help finding our way to Wisconsin!"

"Well I'm Michi! And I would be delighted to show you your way to Wisconsin!" Michi replied.

"Great! Let me go get my friends!" Han told her and went off to get the others.

"DUNAANNANAA MARSHMELLOW MAN!" a blonde in a superhero suite said jumping out.

"OH MY GOD is that Draco Malfoy!" a girl squeals.

"AHHHHHHH SARAH! NICOLEE! HELP MEE!"

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"Wow…Mickey shaped ice cream dude!" Nicole screamed. The pair was standing in Disney MGM studios. Nicole had a Mickey ears hat that were colored bright blue and had sparkles plus lit up. Sarah had a very good plasticity light saber that was Anakin's and was wearing a pink Minnie hat.

"SARAHHH!" a voice called.

"AWWW!" Sarah said looking around. There was Hayden and Ewan McGregor, of all people, right behind him.

"OMG is that like Obi Wan and Anakin?" a fan called. They were right in front of the Star Wars ride at MGM.

"Oh shoot." Ewan said running a hand through his hair. Hayden ran by grabbing Sarah and Ewan grabbed Nicole. Sarah climbed on Hayden's back as they ran into the Star Wars ride through the fast line.

"Sorry bout that all…" Sarah mumbled, holding on to her hat.

"I've been through worse." Hayden said laughing.

"Oh god has he!" Ewan called as they sat down on the ride.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Nicole screamed since that the light went off.

"It's just a ride." Sarah commented. They went through the whole thing and Hayden was happy again.

"DUDE LETS ALL GET LIGHTSABERS! Sarah has yours so you two can have the same...yours will just have to be red! I'll get Yoda's and you can get yours Ewan." Nicole said brightly. They four of them bought the light sabers and saw the Jedi Training Academy outside. Everyone was staring at the four.

"I think they know you." Nicole commented.

"I didn't notice." Hayden said sarcastically. The 'Jedi master' on stage gasped.

"Interesting. Padewans we seem to have Master Obi Wan Kenobi and young Anakin Skywalker with us today." The man said.

"Darn!" Ewan said under his breath. Nicole laughed. The four walked on stage.

"And who are these charming ladies?" the man asked laughing.

"Uh Sarah and Nicole." Nicole said.

"Would you mind to show the crowd your light saber skills?" the man asked turning to Hayden and Ewan.

"Sure." Hayden said taking a stick light saber like they had used in training and did the Mustafa scene from the third movie.

"BWAHAHAH!" Sarah shouted jumping out at the end with a purple stick light saber, "Bring it Anakin." Hayden laughed and they dueled until Nicole accidentally landed on him.

"Whoops…" Nicole said trying to look innocent.

"THAT WAS SO CHEATING!" Hayden screamed pouting. Nicole and Sarah ran, laughing at their win over the 'Jedi'.

And the Winner is...Ripple In The Force!