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Hey people! Sorry that we took super long to update! WILL YOU EVER FORGIVE US! Well here is the next chapter which is longer than usual! And this chapter along with the next one will be….well musical! HEHE
Chapter 9-Chocolate Satin Pie & Bird Doo Doo The Musical Part One
"They will never find us here..." Sarah snickered, the light saber in her bag. Nicole giggled as the two went down the front hallway of Muppets 3-D! They sat down in the back row and put on the three-d glasses.
"Psh I need popcorn." Nicole said.
"Do they sell popcorn?"
"I don't know...IS THERE ANY POPCORN?"
"SHUT UP!" a person yelled back at Nicole.
"HOW RUDE ARE YOU MISTER!" Nicole screamed back. Sarah hid her head, laughing as she did.
"DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE, MY FAMILY IS TRYING TO WATCH!" the man screamed back, his silhouette in the dark standing up.
"YOU WANNA TAKE THIS?"
"MAYBE I DO!"
"EH EH EH?"
"Nicole...stop while you're behind..." Sarah told her.
"No...I can take-GEORGE LUCAS?" Nicole screamed.
"YES?" the irritated man said back.
"Oh syrupy pancake butterness." Nicole mumbled. She grabbed Sarah's arm as they dashed out, leaving a very red faced George Lucas in the 3-D theater.
"Hello there." Ewan said, dropping off the cement wall in front of Nicole.
"I think they found us..." Nicole whispered.
"I think your right." Sarah responded with wide eyes, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. SAVE PRIVATE RYAN!"
"AYE AYE SERGENT" The two ran from Ewan and into the long line for the LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION! show.
"Won't find us here..." Sarah murmured, pulling her sunglasses lower on her face.
"Hopefully."
"Hey there beautiful." a voice said from behind Sarah.
"...No freaking way...what the freak are you doing here?" Sarah asked with a tiny bit of a glare.
"Uhm...Harry wanted to go for a vacation?" the young man said back with a small smirk.
"DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY!" Nicole screamed. From the other end of the line a head shot up, he looked right at Sarah.
"OH snap Hayden's found me."
"Dracooo LOOK AT THIS-...what the?" Harry asked as the two girls whipped past. Ron Weasley walked up beside him,
"This place is crazy mate!"
"You said it Ron."
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Our favorite gang was now following Michi to Wisconsin. They were determined to find Jock McNoodle at the toilet paper factory. But they soon discovered that Michi wasn't at all a normal human being.
"Bubbles! Open your mouth!" Michi screamed at Obi-Wan. Luke had obviously told her the names of everyone with their supposedly new names!
"Why?" Obi-Wan said, irritated. They had been walking for miles in the hot sun and Michi was nice, but yet very annoying.
"JUST OPEN YOUR STUPID MOUTH!" She yelled and Obi-Wan instantly obeyed. "Oh lookie here! Looks like you've got some anchovies stuck in your teeth! This is horrible! You better go rinse out your mouth right now! Here, let's go to this gas station over here."
And so they stopped at a gas station. Obi-Wan then started to run into the restroom when Michi called him.
"BUBBLES! GET BACK OVER HERE!"
Not wanting to fight with her anymore he ran over.
"Here's a sticker!" She said and gave Obi-Wan a smiley face sticker. Obi-Wan just gave her a weird facial expression, then turned away to go to the restroom. And while they were waiting, Michi flirted. With Han.
"So Han, just how ever did you get stuck here in Kansas?" She asked him in a flirtatious voice and batted her eyelashes. She even put her hands on his shoulders.
"Well….ummm…"
Leia started becoming very angry and it clearly showed on her face. It looked as if she was going to erupt like a volcano. It looked as if she was going to yell at them, but she didn't. Instead she ran away.
"Leia, where are you going?" Han yelled over to her.
"Why do you care?" She said and then ran out the doors of the gas station and then off into the forest that was a few feet away.
"Look, I've got to go find her!" He told Michi. Michi looked disappointed.
"No, wait here we must! Obi-Wan we must wait for! Look for her together we will!" Yoda told him.
"Look I don't listen to some green midget!" Han shouted and he started to go off into the forest.
"WAIT HERE YOU WILL!" Yoda announced and stuck out his hand to use the force to stop Han.
Han finally gave in. "Fine, I'll wait for the old man!"
"RAWRRRR!" Chewie roared.
Soon, Obi-Wan returned from the bathroom and Luke decided to fill him in.
"Leia ranizzle awayizzle into the forestizzle!"
"Oh joy!" Obi-Wan commented sarcastically.
And with that they all ran into the forest………
In the forest, Leia was wondering around. Tears were coming out of her eyes. She couldn't stop them. They just kept on pouring out. Her vision started getting blurry. And soon she walked off a cliff.
The gang kept on calling out Leia's name, trying to find her.
Darth Vader, who had seemed rather quiet, was thinking. He thought that Michi looked rather familiar and sounded familiar, but he couldn't put his finger on it.
All of them followed a dirt path. C-3PO kept screaming 'Oh Dear' every minute, R2D2 kept beeping every once and a while, and Chewie would sometimes roar. Soon, they all came to a stop. There was a bug on the path and Vader seemed bothered by it. And then he started talking to it….
"YOU BETTER MOVE BUGGY! OR ELSE YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT!"
The bug still sat there.
"THAT'S IT! YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE BUT TO DO THIS!"
And all of a sudden Vader was wearing tapping shoes and a black hat and was holding a black cane. He soon started going into song. He of course was singing to the bug.
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'
'We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you'
Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
'We will we will rock you'
Singin'
'We will we will rock you'
Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some
day
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back into your place
'We will we will rock you'
Singin'
'We will we will rock you'
Everybody
'We will we will rock you'
'We will we will rock you'
Alright
'Oh this is just great' thought Obi-Wan. 'He's singing to a bug for goodness sake!'
Everyone soon looked relieved with the fact that Vader had finally finished his song.
"Hmm…the bug still isn't moving!" Vader said. Everyone looked at the bug and it looked as if it wasn't breathing.
"I think you killed the bug with your singing." Obi-Wan said to him, praying he wouldn't get angry to him.
"NAHHH…I doubt it. I think he was too afraid of us so he just decided to die. OH WELL!" Vader commented.
"We'll just let you think that." Han said quietly to the rest of the group so Vader wouldn't hear.
They continued to walk down the path (Vader leading them all) in silence and looked around, trying to find dear, dear Leia. Suddenly, a shout of "OH DEAR!" came from C-3PO. Vader stopped walking. Everyone else rushed over him to see what was the matter. They all took a look at him and were disgusted.
There was white and black goo all over his face.
"WHAT THE HELL IS ON MY MASK?" Vader asked with his tone of voice full of anger.
"Sir, I believe it is Bird Doo-Doo." C-3PO told him. "Which reminds me, my chocolate satin pie should be done soon!"
"THIS STUPID BIRD POOP IS OBSCURING MY VISION! HOW THE HECK AM I GOING TO GET IT OFF?"
"Use a leaf!" Michi suggested.
"SOMEONE GET ME A LEAF!"
Yoda used the force to pick up a leaf off the ground and it floated across into Vader's outstretched hand. He wiped it off.
"NOW MY EYE HOLES ARE BLURRY! I CAN BARELY SEE! STUPID BIRD!"
"Ahh, well I guess someone should hang onto him and guide him around." Obi-Wan said to the group. "Any volunteers?"
Everyone's eyes rested on Michi. She looked at them all and smiled brightly. "Why I'll do it! I'd be happy to do it!" She ran over to Vader and held onto his hand. They all continued walking, but stopped when they saw that the path split off into three separate directions.
"Split up, we should!" Yoda announced. "Luke, Obi-Wan, and Han take the one to the right. Me, Vader and Michi take the middle one, and Chewbacca, C-3PO, and R2D2 will take the one to the right. Got it?"
Everyone nodded. "Ok then, go we must!" And with that, everyone went in their separate directions.
Luke, Han and Obi-Wan were heading down the path when all of a sudden they didn't feel their feet touching the ground anymore. They fell off a cliff, to state it simply. Eventually, they hit the ground with a loud BOOM! Once they sat up, they were feeling all kinds of aches and pains, and then they saw Leia!
She was wearing a bright neon pink glittery gown, with long pink gloves on, along with diamond jewelry. Music was playing and Leia was singing.
Humidity's rising
Barometer's getting low
According to all sources
The street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
It's raining men! Amen!
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
It's raining men! Amen! OW!
Humidity's rising
Barometer's getting low
According to all sources
The street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
It's raining men! Amen
I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna let myself get,
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
It's raining men! Every specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean
God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took on a heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It's raining men!
I …feel…stormy…weather…moving… in
About to begin
Hear…the…thunder…don't…you…loose…your…head.
Rip off the roof and stay in bed!
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
It's raining men! Amen!
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
It's raining men! Amen!
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
It's raining men! Amen!
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
It's raining men! Amen!
It's raining men, it's raining men,
It's raining men, it's raining men,
It's raining men, it's raining men,
It's raining men, it's raining men
The guys all look stunned, yet happy that they had finally found Leia.
"Could you guys go away so I could talk to Leia?" Han asked.
"Sureizzle!" Luke shouted and ran off.
"Oh fine!" Obi-Wan said and ran in the opposite direction.
Luke finally stopped running and was staring at something. He looked at whatever it was with love sparkling in his eyes. It seemed to be love at first sight.
He was staring at a tree.
Luke seemed to be so in love with it that he decided to sing a random song to it. He even started dancing madly around it.
I confess, I messed up.
Dropping "I'm sorry" like you're still around.
And I know you dressed up.
"Hey kid, you'll never live this down."
'Cause you're just the girl all the boys want to dance with.
And I'm just the boy who's had too many chances.
I'm sleeping on your folk's porch again, dreaming.
She said, she said, she said, "Why don't you just drop dead?"
I don't blame you for being you,
But you can't blame me for hating it.
So say, "What are you waiting for?
Kiss her, kiss her."
I set my clocks early cause I know I'm always late.
Write me off, give up on me.
'Cause darling what did you expect?
I'm just off, a lost cause, a long shot, don't even take this bet.
You can make all the moves, you can aim all the spotlights,
Get all the sighs and the moans just right.
I'm sleeping on your folk's porch again, dreaming.
She said, she said, she said, "Why don't you just drop dead?"
I don't blame you for being you,
But you can't blame me for hating it.
So say, "What are you waiting for?
Kiss her, kiss her."
I set my clocks early cause I know I'm always late.
I'm just always on.
You said you'd keep me honest,
(Always on, always on.)
But I won't call you on it.
(Always on, always on.)
I don't blame you for being you,
But you can't blame me for hating it.
So say, "What are you waiting for?
Kiss her, kiss her."
I set my clocks early cause I know I'm always late.
I set my clocks early cause I know I'm always late
Alright since Luke is acting so crazy, we're going to head over to Obi-Wan now…
Obi-Wan started to slow down his running, and noticed a black figure in the distance. It turned out to be none other than…..PEPI LA PEW THE FAMOUS SKUNK! Ok we're just kidding, it was actually Darth Vader! And he was alone…HMMMM
"Where are Yoda and Michi?" Obi-Wan asked him.
This seemed to be a time you shouldn't mess with Vader because he seemed kind of outraged and started to force choke Obi-Wan.
"VADER PUT ME DOWN!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
And then Obi-Wan did the only thing he thought he could do at the moment…..sing.
At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinkin' I could never live,
without you by my side.
But then I spent oh so many nights thinkin' how
you did me wrong. And I grew strong,
and I learned how to get along
And so you're back, from outer space
I just walked in to find you here with
that sad look upon your face.
I should've changed that stupid lock, I should've
made you leave your key!
If I had known for just one second you'd
be back to bother me,
Go on now go, walk out the door
Just turn around now, cause
you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried
to hurt me with goodbye
Did you think I'd crumble, did you
think I'd lay down and die
Oh no not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how
to love, I know I'll stay alive
& I've got all my life to live
& I've got all my love to give
I'll survive, I will survive
Hey, Hey!
It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart.
Just trying hard to mend the pieces of
my broken heart
And I spent so many nights just feelin'
sorry for myself, I used to cry
But now I hold my head up high
And you see me, somebody new
I'm not that chained up little
person still in love with you
And so you felt like droppin' in, and
just expect me to be free
But now I'm savin' all my lovin' for
someone who's lovin' me
Go on now go, walk out the door
Just turn around now, cause
you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried
to break me with goodbye
Did you think I'd crumble, did you
think I'd lay down and die
Oh no not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how
to love I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live,
I've got all my love to give,
I'll survive, I will survive...
Oohhhhhhhh. . .
Go on now go, walk out the door
Just turn around now, cause
you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried
to break me with goodbye,
Did you think I'd crumble,
Did you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to love
I know I'll stay alive, I've got all
my life to live, I've got all my
love to give
I'll survive, I will survive
I will survive!
Well we spent so much time with Luke and Obi-Wan, that we missed the whole confrontation with Han and Leia. At the moment Leia was storming off, and Han sat on a rock and looked extremely sad. After a little while, he got up and walked around. He eventually saw a boy sitting on a bench….
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"OH dude I want to be Queen Amidala!" Sarah screamed. She sat in the chair next to face painting and handed some money. Nicole sat on the other side. Soon it was finished and Sarah looked just like the Queen of Naboo...Nicole looked like...an ewok!
"Heehee I'm cute and fuzzy!" Nicole chirped waving her arms. Sarah gave a "what the..." look and shook her head. The duo went into the star wars store.
"OH I WANT THIS!" Sarah screamed, holding up an I HEART DARTH shirt. She bought it and put it on quickly.
"Very nice." Nicole said, she had on a Jedi robe and held one out for Sarah.
"Fo shizzle this is sexy." Sarah laughed. Her cell phone started ringing.
"Hey there." Sarah answered.
"Hi, first one to the Magical Kingdom doesn't buy lunch." Hayden said, his voice very low.
"Beat you there." Sarah said hanging up. She grabbed Nicole and they headed for the bus that took them to the main station of transportation and got on the light rail.
"WE GO THROUGH A HOTEL! OMG OMG OMG!" Nicole screamed, her face stuck to the window.
"Whoopdeedooo!" Sarah said laughing. The pair watched the trees go by beneath them until the pulled up to the station and ran out, knocking people out of their way. Soon they got to the main entrance and ran in.
"Bing bing"
"A text!" Sarah screeched, her ticket being handed back to her.
"Meet at Cinderbrellaration." She read off the phone.
"THE CASTLE!" Nicole said with awe. The two ran together towards the gigantic castle. A flicker of brown hair came in the corner of Nicole's eye.
"AHHH FASTER!"
"AHHHHHH!" The arrived right before Hayden and Ewan, who were out of breath.
"Ha! HA HA HA!" Sarah said while doing her victory dance.
"Where too then?"
"I'm in the mood for Japanese."
"And that would be?"
"IN EPCOT!" Nicole shouted. The two hopped on the guys backs as they walked back out of the park and onto another light rail.
"TREES!"
"Yes Nicole...trees..." Ewan said laughing.
"They are very nice trees..."
-in MGM-
"I found this scarf!" Harry shouted throwing it around Draco's neck.
"I care why?"
"IT GOES WITH YOUR OUTFIT!" Ron shouted, laughing.
"Oh stop laughing gangly."
"DONT CALL ME GANGLY...FERRET!"
"ITS GOING DOWN!" Draco screamed back. Meanwhile Harry Potter was watching the giant TV in the store happily, not even noticing the big fight.
Ok the songs to belong to us- We Will Rock You (Queen); It's Raining Men (Cristian Castro);A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me" (Fall Out Boy); I Will Survive (Gloria Gaynor);
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