Title: Sex, fighting, and death
Series: Slayers in Space
Author: Sevangel
Disclaimer: Neither is owned by me
Rating: close to R for some dirty humor.
FYI: It seems when ever I get River and Jayne together they go at it and when ever I put Faith and River in the same room, they start talking dirty, oh well.
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"Simon still being a boob?" River questions Kaylee when she walks into the bay.
"Yeah." Kaylee answers, dropping down to sit next to River and Faith.
"He still ignoring you?" Faith asks.
"He stays in the infirmary all day and night, only coming out to eat." Kaylee replies sadly. "I mean it's been 3 days since we dropped Inara off and I haven't seen him except for the time it took us to supply up. As soon as he was back on Serenity, he went right back to running more tests."
"When will we be getting to…where the hell are we going again?" Faith questions.
"Hasbro." Kaylee answers. "Wash said we should be there in bout 15 hours or so."
"What's Hasbro like?" Faith asks.
"It's a decent moon, not core decent but nothing like the rim." River answers.
"Think the captain will let us off?" Faith asks.
"Don't see no reason not too." Kaylee replies. "You two can take care of yourselves and River ain't a fugitive anymore so's it should be safe enough. Have you asked him yet?"
"No, we're waiting until we land and they're about to leave for the exchange." River answers. "Hopefully he'll be too distracted about the job to really think about it."
"Good idea." Kaylee says. "It should work."
"Thought so." River replies. "You're sad."
"I just miss him." Kaylee whispers. "I mean I understand he's all focused on this research thing and I'm not tryin to push him bout it, but that don't mean he needs to spend all his time with it."
"No, it doesn't." Faith agrees. "R, I think it's time we step in."
"Yeah, it's our fault his acting like this." River agrees. "It's only fair we help Kaylee."
"What do you mean help?" Kaylee questions a little worried.
"Oh, you'll see." Faith says with a smirk. "He in the infirmary now?"
"I stopped by there before I came down here." Kaylee replies. "He said he was gonna go get some coffee before returnin to do some tests. He's probably in the mess."
"Cool." Faith replies. She stands up quickly, River right behind her. They both reach down and grab one of Kaylee's arms to pull the mechanic to her feet. "It's time for us to talk some sense into the good doctor."
Faith moves down the hallway like a woman on a mission. River and Kaylee lock arms and follow her, River pulling Kaylee slightly. When they get into the mess, they see the rest of the crew gathered around the table listening to Simon.
"I still haven't found anything." Simon says, taking a drink of his coffee. "But I'm not giving up."
"Simon, don't you think maybe it's time to just accept this whole thing?" Wash questions. Simon just glares at him. "Or maybe not."
"Hey everybody, what's happening?" Faith questions walking into the room, River and Kaylee right behind her.
"Nothing." Wash replies. "Doc is just telling us bout his test."
"Hmm." Faith says. "Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to borrow him for a while." Without waiting for anyone to reply, Faith walks over to the chair Simon is sitting on. She takes the cup out of his hands, picks him up and throws him over her shoulder. "See ya."
"What….put me down." Simon squeaks out.
"Don't make me spank you." Faith threatens. "Cause if I do, you won't be sitting for a few days."
Simon stops struggling as Faith walks out of the mess, passing a stunned Kaylee. "Come on, Kay." Faith orders, not waiting for her to follow.
The four crewmembers left in the mess stare at the doctor's empty chair before jumping up and following the girls. Faith walks purposefully towards Kaylee's bunk, Simon hanging over her back. When she gets to the hatch door, she sets the doctor on his feet and waits for the rest of the crew to catch up.
"Now, doc, I know you're all obsessed with finding this 'cure' thingie, but that's no reason to be treating your girl like shit." Faith scolds as the rest of the crew walks up beside them.
"But I'm not….." Simon tries to defend himself.
"Yes you are." Faith replies. "Kay is a great girl; there's no need to be ignoring her. I get that you're not going to give up on all this research but it doesn't have to take up all your time. A girl has needs."
"She's right Simon." River agrees. "You're being a boob again. You need to make your apologies."
"Of course I'm sorry." Simon says.
"That was a shitty apology." Faith observes. "You agree R?"
"Yep, that was rather shitty." River agrees.
"I don't know what you want me to say." Simon replies, looking over at Kaylee.
"Words don't mean shit; actions need to be taken." Faith says.
"Actions, what would you like me to…." Simon starts but is cut off by River.
"Orgasms make a nice apology." River states. "They would make Kaylee feel better and make you less stressed."
"RIVER!" Simon cries.
"Simon, I know about orgasms." River replies, rolling her eyes.
"R, you sound like you're speaking from personal experience." Faith says. "You been bumping pelvises with someone and not telling me?"
River shakes her head and holds her hand up, wiggling her fingers.
"Gorramit, River." Mal groans, his hand covering his face. Wash and Zoe just laugh while Jayne stares at River, his mouth hanging open.
"Aww, R, been getting in a little one-on-one action." Faith smirks.
"Mei-mei you can't…….." Simon squeaks out.
"Simon, masturbation is a natural thing." River states. "Everybody does it; you're a doctor, you should know this."
"Yep." Faith agrees. "Now, doc, it's time for you to make your apologies. Go on. You know what they say; an orgasm a day keeps the doctor away."
"Actually, it's an apple a day." River corrects.
"Hey, you say apples, I say orgasms." Faith replies.
"Besides, she doesn't want the doctor away." River protests. "That's the whole problem, she wants him to stay."
"True, very true." Faith agrees. "Kay, take your man on down to your bunk, don't worry, we'll leave the area so you can be as loud as you want."
"Thanks." Kaylee says, a little embarrassed.
"But….." Simon stutters.
"Doc, I don't wanna have to hog-tie you to Kay's bed." Faith says. "But I will. And trust me when I say you won't be getting out anytime soon."
Kaylee pushes Simon towards her bunk, a smile on her lips.
"Hey Kay." Faith calls out. "Make him have to work for it."
"Okay." Kaylee agrees, moving down the bunk, Simon right behind her.
"Damn, all that talk bout sex has got me all riled up." Faith observes once the two are gone.
"Yeah." River agrees. "Since neither one of us are going to get any, I guess we should go for the next best thing."
"Training?" Faith questions.
"Training." River agrees. Locking her arm with Faith's, the two girls walk down the hall, talking cheerfully.
"Did that just happen?" Wash questions as the two slayers leave. "Did Faith just carry Simon down the hall and order him to have sex?"
"Yes, I believe she did." Zoe answers.
"Oh, you think I could get sex as my next punishment?" Wash asks.
"That could be arranged." Zoe answers.
"Not you two too." Mal groans. "Since when did everyone get so gorram perverted?"
"I'm not sure, Mal." Wash answers. "I mean, I always thought Jayne was the dirty minded one but I'm starting to think River's got him beat, hands down."
"Hey." Jayne protests.
"What?" Wash replies. "You know it's the truth."
Jayne just glares at him before turning around. "I'll be in my bunk." He calls back to them.
"I'll take the bridge so you two can go……..do whatever." Mal replies. "But only for a couple of hours."
"Thanks sir." Zoe replies as Wash grabs her hand and drags her down the hall.
Mal just shakes his head at them before heading up to the bridge.
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Jayne moves out of his bunk a few hours later, feelin a bit more relaxed. He had cleaned a couple of guns, sharpened a few knifes and then finally gave in and had a little bit of his own 'one-on-one' time. That gorram girl was gonna drive him insane. When she first came on this ship, he was scared of her, like most of the crew. She was nuts then, always talkin in riddles, screamin bout 'hands of blue' and all that go-se. So he reacted like he always does when he don't understand somethin; tried to get rid of it. He's not one to look back on his actions, don't see no point in it. What's done is done; ya can't change the past. But he does regret what he done to her.
After that he tried to ignore her but she made it so gorram hard. She was always there, lookin at him, teasin him, drivin him nuts. First time he noticed her as something other than a moonbrain was when she teased him bout his name. Her brother didn't notice but she looked at him with a smirk that didn't belong to a little girl; it belonged on a woman who knew what she was doin and sayin. He ignored the thoughts, when he could, and still treated her like he always did. The next time was when Kaylee told em all bout her shootin 3 men with her eyes closed. He didn't really believe her but the thought of it got him all riled up; nothin more arousin than picturin her little hands holdin a large pistol.
But what made him finally admit to himself that he really wanted her was that bar fight she started. He ain't ever seen fightin like that; she moved like it was all a dance and she loved every part of it. Sure, he threw a big fit bout Mal letting em back on the boat after that, even tried to get rid of her again, but that was mostly bout ego. She was half his side; didn't make sense that she could kick his ass so easily. Though it does make him feel better knowin it's cause she's some kinda warrior woman.
Shakin his head to get rid of the thoughts, he walks into the mess to see Kaylee and Simon sittin at the table, cuddlin. He scowls at the sweetness of it and moves over to grab somethin to drink.
"Look, wifey." Wash comments as they walk into the mess, Mal right behind them. "Simon finished making his apologies."
"So I see." Zoe comments as she smiles at the two.
Simon turns bright red while Kaylee giggles into his arm. "Oh, he's not done yet; I'm just lettin him take a break."
Jayne grabs a packet of protein and tosses it at Simon. "Here doc, sounds like ya're gonna need this."
"Thanks." Simon replies.
"No problem." Jayne grunts. "We gotta job comin up and if it goes normal, we're gonna need ya ready to do some doctorin, not passed out in Kaylee's bunk."
"Who says we're gonna need him?" Mal questions.
"Nobody but someone always ends up shot or stabbed or tortured or somethin like that." Jayne answers.
"True." Mal agrees. "Where are our slayers?"
"They aren't still 'training' are they?" Wash questions. "They went to do that bout 3 hours ago."
"They're training?" Simon questions, sitting up straight. "Where?"
"I'm guessin the bay." Mal answers. "Guess we should go find out."
Mal leaves the mess, everyone on his heels. He steps into the bay and then stops watching the scene in front of him.
River is dressed in a short, tight, black pair of shorts and a skimpy tank top. Her hair is gathered on the top of her head in a messy ponytail and she's barefoot. Faith is also wearing a skimpy tank top. Her hair is also in a ponytail and she's barefoot. And she's wearing what looks to be a pair of Mal's boxers.
"Yeah, Mal," Faith says, dodging the punch River is aiming at her head. "I stole a pair of your underwear."
"Why?" Mal questions.
"You ever worn the same pair of leather pants for almost two weeks?" Faith questions as she kicks River in the stomach. River falls back a few steps and then launches a roundhouse at Faith's head. Faith goes with it and then spins around to punch River. "It isn't at all comfortable. Kay tried to give me some of her clothes but they were all to cheerful for me, Zoe's too tall, and all River has is dresses."
"I like dresses." River replies, catching Faith's fist as it flies at her face. She pulls Faith forward and then spins around to kick her in the back. "Makes me feel girly."
"Yeah, I don't have to worry about that." Faith says, doing a back handspring to land behind River. "I have tits for that."
River blocks the kick Faith is aiming at her and then stops and looks down her body. "Hey, I have boobs."
Faith kicks her legs out at River's ankles and trips the smaller girl. River falls to the ground with a loud thud. "Cheater." River yells as Faith brings her foot down. River catches her foot and pushes back, knocking Faith onto her ass.
"All's fair in love and war." Faith replies. Both girls flip back up and start fighting again. "Damn, R, you fight like nobody I've ever seen. It's like watching water flow, ya know like a river."
"Very funny." River replies. "That was the corniest pun ever."
"Yeah, it was." Faith agrees. "You need to stop holding back though; you're not going to hurt me."
"Holding back?" Mal questions. The entire crew is standing in the bay watching the two girls fight in awe. Simon's jaw is actually hanging open and Jayne has a weird look on his face; one that Mal doesn't wanna even try to place.
"She's pulling her punches." Faith answers. "Not putting everything behind them."
"I can't help it." River replies.
"You have to." Faith orders. "Come on, R, show me what ya got."
River smiles determinedly and then starts launching kicks and punches at Faith so fast they almost blur. Faith laughs and starts fighting back with a huge smile on her face. They're moving faster than anybody Mal's ever seen. Punches are thrown and dodged; kicks are launched and avoided. River finally manages to get a good kick in, hitting Faith in the chest and knocking her across the room.
She hits Mal's body with a thud and the two go rolling across the bay. They stop a few feet away from the door, Mal on top straddling Faith.
Faith looks up at Mal and then reaches between them to adjust his belt. "Your gun was digging into my hip." She explains. He opens his mouth to reply when she bucks her hips, flipping them over until she's on top straddling him. "That's better." With a wink, she stands up and then reaches down to literally lift Mal to his feet.
She holds onto his arm until he's steady and then starts looking over his body.
"What?" Mal questions, feeling all weird about what just happened.
"Are you okay?" Faith questions back. "You're not hurt, are you?"
"No." Mal answers. "I'm not the one who got kicked across the room. I thought I mentioned something bout this training being stopped the first time one of you two gets hurt."
"Who got hurt?" Faith questions.
"You got kicked across the room." Mal yells, feeling frustrated.
"And?" Faith asks slightly confused.
"He thinks you should be hurt." River comments, walking up to them. "I'm sorry captain; didn't mean to kick her at you."
"Where the hell did you mean to kick her?" Mal yells.
"Just across the room." River answers. "I didn't realize she'd go that far."
"Which is why we're doing this training." Faith explains. "She doesn't realize her own strength."
"Oh." Mal mutters. "So that didn't hurt?"
"Well, yeah, it stung a little but nothing too bad." Faith answers. "Being a slayer doesn't mean we don't feel pain; just means we can tolerate it better."
"Captain can handle pain." River comments. "He was tortured."
"Huh." Faith replies before looking at Mal. "You were?"
"Yes." Mal replies, not liking the memory. "Wash too."
"So, was it like your 5 basic torture groups or did they do something completely different?" Faith questions curiously.
"What basic torture groups?" Wash questions, squeezing Zoe's hand.
"Hot, cold, sharp, blunt, and loud." River answers for Faith. "I don't like the loud; it makes my head hurt."
"Mei-mei, did they do……" Simon starts to ask when River cuts him off.
"Part of the conditioning." River answers. "Trainees need to be able to withstand an interrogation. Need to block pain, function normally."
"Tai-kong suo-yo de shing-chiou koh sai-jin wu di pigu." Mal mutters.
"Huh?" Faith questions turning to look at River. "Translation please."
River leans up and whispers something into Faith's ear. Faith's eyes widen and she laughs before replying, "Dude, that sounds like it would hurt."
"And would require the verse's largest bottle of lube." River agrees.
"RIVER!" Mal and Simon both yell.
She just raises an eyebrow at them. "You're the one who said it captain." River comments. "Although you do know its technically impossible don't you? There are countless planets in the universe and a man's rectum will only stretch……"
Faith reaches over and puts her hand over River's mouth cutting off her explanation. "R, word of advise: mentioning a man's ass and sticking things in it isn't something men wanna hear, well most men."
Kaylee starts to giggle which makes Wash start chuckling and pretty soon everybody is laughing but Simon, who is bright red, and Mal who is glaring.
"You're a hoot and a half, R." Faith says.
"Thanks." River replies. "I'm hungry, how bout you?"
"Starving." Faith answers. The slayers link arms and walk out of the bay still laughing over the joke.
"Yep, River is far more perverted than Jayne." Wash comments a few minutes after the girls had left.
Simon glares at him before following the girls into the mess, the entire crew right behind him.
When they get into the mess, Faith and River are sitting at the table pigging out on leftovers.
"Well, Simon, look at the bright side." Wash comments as they watch them eat. "You were always complaining that River never ate enough. Seems all we had to do was let her fight and she'd end up eating more than Jayne."
"Is this normal?" Zoe questions Faith as she sits down.
"What?" Faith asks between bites. "Eating this much?"
"Yeah."
"After a fight like that, yeah." Faith answers.
"Ya mean one where ya get kicked cross the room?" Kaylee asks as she sits down.
"No, not really." Faith replies. She glances up from her food to see the rest of the crew sitting down. "I just mean a fight that doesn't have a real ending."
"Huh?" Mal questions.
"A fight like that without a kill is like sex without an orgasm." River replies, not looking up from her food. "Fulfilling in its own right but leaves you feeling frustrated."
"Yep." Faith agrees. She doesn't say more just continues eating. A few minutes later both girls finish and look up to see everyone looking at them.
"What?" Faith questions, starting to feel uncomfortable with all the attention.
"A kill?" Jayne asks, though he somewhat agrees with them.
"I think this is the thing none of you are really getting or accepting." Faith replies. "A slayer is a killer. We may kill demons and monsters but we are still killers. It is in our nature, in our very essence. In the end, its all about death."
"That's depressing and at the same time very frightening." Wash comments when nobody else will say anything.
"Yeah." Faith agrees. "Spike said it best."
"Spike?" Mal questions.
"Another vamp with a soul." Faith explains. "Right before our big fight he gave a little speech. It was probably the most intelligent thing he's ever said, though I don't think it was very smart to give it to a bunch of teenage girls hours before going to war."
"What was it?" Simon asks.
Faith starts to answer when she is cut off by River. "You made a choice but don't realize how much things will change." River starts in a snarky, British accent. "Soon, every day that you wake up, it'll be the same bloody question that haunts you: Is today the day I die? It's a warrior's pain, a warrior's question and you will ask it every time the sun rises. And every day that you manage to survive, you'll only be partly relieved because you will know—it's just a matter of time. Death will be on your heels and sooner or later, it's going to catch you….And some part of you will want it. Not only to stop the fear and the uncertainty but because you'll be a little bit in love with it. Death will be your art. You will make it with your hands, day after day. Part of you will be desperate to know….what's it like? That's also a warrior's question. A warrior's curiosity….So you see, that's the secret. Not the punch she didn't throw and the kick she didn't land. She simply wanted it. Every slayer has a death will and you will be no different. And the moment that happens, the second, some vamp will slide in and have himself a real good day."
River's mouth opens again and she shakes her head as if trying to fling something off. She then turns to Faith and beams up at her. "I did it." River gushes. "I was getting sucked back down but I pulled myself out."
"Told ya, R." Faith says with a smile. "You're learning to push it back."
Simon stares at River, visibly upset. "Mei-mei, you don't…..it's not like that for you, is it?"
"Sometimes." River answers honestly. "But it's different for me that it was for them. I don't have to go out and fight every night, face death all the time."
"Spike spoke some truth." Faith replies. "But I don't completely agree with him. I think it boils down to the life a slayer had before she's called."
"What about you?" Zoe asks.
"A year ago, I would have embraced death with open arms." Faith answers. "But things changed, especially coming here, and now I have a path, a reason."
"What would make ya wanna die?" Kaylee asks what everyone is thinking but too afraid to ask.
"I was 11 when I first met my watcher." Faith answers. "She told me I was part of something special, something elite. She started teaching me about weapons and fighting. I was 13 when she finally told me what a slayer was and if I were called, I probably wouldn't live to see 18. The knowledge was daunting, to say the least."
"Why would she tell a child that?" Wash questions.
"Because she had too." Faith answers. "I needed to know what I had to look forward to and what I didn't. You have no idea what it's like to fight every single night, from sunset to sunrise. What it's like to know the only real thing you have to look forward to is death. To look around you and see everyone else living safe lives with no understanding of what really goes on once they're tucked safe in bed. To see people you've known since childhood growing up, dating, going to dances, being normal kids. To be such a vital part of the world's existence but not part of the world."
"It's not like that here." River assures them. "Most of the demons died out with Earth-that-was. The one's that remain are few and far between."
"Why did they send me here then?" Faith questions. "Why send me to a world where I can't be a slayer."
"To teach me." River answers. "But also for you to find a place that you finally belong. You have a purpose here, Faith, don't ever forget that."
"I hope so." Faith replies.
"So that's it." Simon snarls. "You're saying all my sister has to look forward to is dieing?"
"No." Faith answers. "I said I don't completely agree with Spike. B had a decently normal life, mainly because she had ties, things holding her here. Her family, her friends, but mostly, Angel; from the very beginning he gave her a reason to fight, made her feel normal. Even after he left her, that never changed."
"Angel, isn't he that crazy vamp River channeled earlier?" Wash asks.
"Yep." Faith answers. "They were lovers."
"She slept with a vampire?" Kaylee questions. "Why?"
"They were in love." River answers. "Didn't matter that he was over 250 years older than her and that they were technically mortal enemies. She loved him more than she would ever love anything in her entire life. And he never loved anybody the way he loved her, not in almost 3 centuries of life."
"Sides, Angel was hot." Faith replies. "So was Angelus, now that I think about it, ya know discounting that whole 'I'm going to rape you to death' thing."
"Yeah, that took the shine off." River replies.
"So, did ya two ever do anything?" Kaylee questions.
"Sorta." Faith answers. "I was evil at the time and he pretended to be evil to get info out of me. But he never saw me that way and I never really saw him that way. It was just something to get back at B. We never did it or anything but we kissed. Kinda weird too. He was all room temp and the no breathing and pulse thing grossed me out; almost like kissing a corpse. B dug it though."
"What's this have to do with River living?" Simon questions.
"Just saying that if she has a reason, a purpose, a real, physical tie to the world, it'll keep her here." Faith replies and then turns to look at River. "When you find something that makes you feel real, makes you want to live completely, grab onto it with both hands and don't let go, no matter what anyone else thinks."
"Don't worry," River replies, sending Jayne a quick glance that nobody notices but him and Faith. "I won't let go."
"Good." Faith replies. "And that's what'll keep her here. And when the time comes, when she finds it, I'd advise not doing anything to stop it or change it. Cause, I'm going to say from personal experience, trying to take a slayer's man away from her will only get your ass kicked."
"You're talking about a man?" Simon yells.
"Yeah, what'd the hell did you think I was talking about?" Faith responds.
"I don't know, a book or art or dancing, something safe." Simon replies. "She's too young to be dating."
"She's 18 Simon." Kaylee replies. "That's not young; you should ask Mal how I got this job sometime and when you do, remember I was only 18 then."
"Kaylee, that's not something I wanna remember." Mal groans.
"What'd you do, Kay?" Faith questions.
River reaches over and whispers into Faith's ear. "Damn, Kay, I had you pegged wrong. I thought you were another version of early Red, all innocent and proper. Now I find out you got a kinky side, its kinda neat; you'll fit right in with me and R."
"Thanks." Kaylee replies. "But, just so you know, I got more from lookin at the engine than anythin he did."
"Kaylee, don't." Mal grimaces.
"Never had you pegged for a prude, Mal." Faith comments.
"Not a prude." Mal protests. "She's like my mei-mei; don't like thinkin on her that way, River either, or Zoe."
"Mei-mei?" Faith questions.
"Little sister." Kaylee answers.
"Oh, that's why doc is always calling R that." Faith replies. "Makes sense."
"What did you think I was calling her?" Simon asks.
"Don't really know." Faith responds. "Just thought it was a nickname. Come on, R, let's go meditate."
"Okay." River responds, standing up.
"Remember what I said." Faith says, staring pointedly at Mal and Simon. "When she makes her choice, don't try to stop her. It's her life and she needs to live it her way, regardless of your disapproval."
"You know something." Mal responds.
"Maybe, maybe not." Faith replies. "But whatever it is, it's not mine to tell."
"It's mine." River replies. Grabbing Faith's arm, River pulls her out of the mess.
"Why do I have the feeling something big is about to happen?" Wash asks a few moments after they're gone.
"Why do I have the feeling you're right?" Mal asks back.
"Sir, whatever it is, I agree with Faith." Zoe says, having a good idea what Faith was implying. "River is an adult and from what Faith said, she's going to do whatever she has to in order to feel alive. We should support her regardless of our personal feelings."
"Zoe, ya know something too?" Mal questions.
"I have suspicions, yes." Zoe answers. "But I'm not going to say anything, no, not even to you Wash."
"I could order ya too." Mal comments.
"I know, but you won't." Zoe replies.
"How do ya know that?" Mal questions.
"I've known you for years, Mal, just like you've known me for years." Zoe replies. "You know me well enough to know, if it was something that you needed to be told, I would tell you."
"Yeah." Mal agrees. "I know you'll tell me when that time comes."
"Yep." Zoe replies.
"I would like to know since it deals with my sister." Simon says.
"You won't be hearing it from me." Zoe replies. Simon opens his mouth to protest when Zoe cuts him off. "I mean it, doc. This isn't my secret to tell."
Simon turns to look pleadingly at Kaylee. "Don't look at me, Simon, I'm just as confused as ya."
"So am I." Wash replies when Simon looks at him.
Jayne just grunts at him before leaving the mess. He knows what they were talkin bout, he saw the look River gave him. It's him. It's freakin him out a bit that Faith is talking bout him like he's the only thing that's gonna keep River livin. He ain't ever been bout helpin people wanna live; mostly he's bout makin sure they don't. It's part of bein a merc. But he's also curious; it sounds like it might be a bit of fun. Mebbe he'll get to tussle with River; watchin her fight with Faith got him all riled up again.
Yep, he might enjoy bein this whole 'physical tie' thing.
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Chinese translations:
Tai-kong suo-yo de shing-chiou doh sai-jin wu di pigu: Stuff all the planets in the universe up my butt!