1Disclaimer: See chapter 1
Chapter 4: The search continues and more of the perverted fox.
While Naruto is passed out we find Ino and Kurenai walking towards team 10 training grounds Ino because she got messenger bird saying that TenTen couldn't be her maid of honor and Kurenai because looking for Naruto to see how much of the list he has completed. "Kurenai why did you go to naruto's house this morning?" Asked Ino curiously. "I knew his father and if you let him he could sleep all day and Naruto is exactly like him so I figured he had that habit too." Kurenai answers to which Ino fires back. "You sure you just did't want a piece of soon to be husband."
"While he might be an excellent kisser I'll have you know that I'm saving my self for the actual wedding night." Came Kurenai's rebuttal. "So you didn't come and get at my house so you make out with by yourself." Ino said in mock anger. " It was only two kisses and if you want I'll let you have for the rest of the day to how did you put it make out." Was Kurenai's blunt reply. " I might just take you up on that offer." Ino said as they arrived at team 10 training ground.
The sight that greets them is a passed out Naruto with his head cradled in TenTen's lap they look to their left and see Lee and Gai hugging and crying about Naruto's youthful flame. Then they look to their right and see Neji banging his head up against a tree complaining about lucky idiots and irritating team mates. "What the hell is going on here?" Asked a worried Ino. "Yeah and Why is TenTen cradling our husband to be?" Asked an Irritated Kurenai.
"Well Naruto was asking Neji to be one of his best men because I was Ino's maid of honor but I told him because of an arrangement that I couldn't be maid of honor because I am his third bride." TenTen told them. "And what arrangement was that?" Asked a wondering Ino. " You see my father had and arrangement with the fourth that I his only daughter would marry his oldest son which happens to be Naruto." Explained TenTen. " That arrangement must have been made the day he ran around the village yelling that his son wasn't even born yet and already had a woman." Kurenai Said remember one of her teacher's idiotic moments.
Mean while not knowing what is going on around him Naruto is having yet another conversation with the perverted fox. "Just think pup after your married that's a whole lot of sex you are going to get." Said the red eyed fox causing Naruto's eye to twitch. " Is that all you ever thik about anymore?" Asked an angry Naruto.. "Trust me when you haven't got it in a while it is all you can think about." Replied Kyuubi. "Well what do you want me to do seal a women in here for you?" Asked now irritated Naruto. "If at all possible yes that would be nice." Came Kyuubi's honest response. "Well you can forget that you horny old fox." Was Naruto's serious rebuttal. "I was joking brat now be a good little boy and wake up."
Outside of Naruto's mind his three blushing brides are happy to find him coming to. "Sometimes I wish there was a way to tune out that damn perverted fox." Said a still slightly out of it Naruto not that anyone was paying attention to what he said because his brides to be were so happy they wrapped up in a huge three way hug.
This in turn caused Lee, Neji and Gai to all say the same thing "Lucky Bastard." After the girls were done hugging an smothering Naruto in kisses Naruto asked the question he should have asked that morning. "Kur-chan why were you at my house this morning?" Kurenai then told Naruto what she had told Ino earlier but had a question of her own. " Naruto why did you call me Kur-chan?" Naruto with his eyes looked up at her with his eye full of love responded. "Because Kurenai-chan is to long and I thought Kur-chan sounded more personal."
"So Naruto have you found your best men yet?" Asked a curious Ino. "Well I found one and if Lee and Neji agree I will have the other two." Naruto told her. Lee rushes over and hugs Naruto and responds. "Of course I will be your best man the flames of youth will not fail you." Neji while prying Lee off of Naruto replies "I'll do it if only to keep this idiot in line." Ino giving Naruto a sweet kiss on the lips asks "What about the housing situation?" "We can move into the clan house any time we want and its located right under the Hokage mountain." Was Naruto's reply.
TenTen feeling left out asks "Hey Where's my Kiss Naruto-kun?" Naruto's answer was to walk over to her dip her and lay the best damn kiss of her life on her. "If you can stop making out for one minute I want to know about number 3 on the list." Said a rather blunt Kurenai. " I took care Kakashi before I even got to Tsunade Kur-chan." Gai decided now was his time to butt in "What's this about my eternal rival?" "Lets just say he experienced a hundred years of pain and right now he probably walking around holding an ice pack to ass and is looking for his perverted book." Naruto said with jis fox like grin.
"Not to be rude but Me, TenTen, Ino and Naruto need to leave." Said Kurenai. "Why?" asked Gai. "Because Naruto needs to take his thing that we packed up to the new house and us girls need to pack and move our things." Explained Kurenai. The group said their goodbyes and Naruto walked the girls to Ino's house give eah them a kiss before going to his old house to take his stuff to his new house.