A/N: We are sorry to confuse some reviewers but as it turns out, not
one but two, people are telling this story. One of which is myself, a
calm nice quiet, cat-loving person, while the other person is what I'd
like to describe as a psychopath who escaped a mental institution, and
she just happens to be a close friend of mine. WHO? ME? Although she is
not all of this, she is very hyper and obsesses about everything.
Especially cheese! MY CHEESE! MINE! Now, on to the disclaimer....
Disclaimer: As some reviewers thought, we really don't own this story idea or it's plot. Last time we where just arguing about it. IT'S ALL MINE!!!! Settle down! Sorry that was my friend. She escaped the Psycho ward again. I CUT THE CHEESE!
Cheese Wars
Chapter 2: The Cheese Puffs take over.
The pressurized doors opened to the control room. A very tall man
came through. There was an assortment of cheese graters on his head, acting
as sort of a 'helmet'. He was wearing a neon yellow jumpsuit and a golden cape full of holes billowed out behind him. Just as he walked in, there was a donging
sound, strangely like that of an egg timer, because the entryway was too short for him. "I hate this ship." He mumbled in a hoarse voice, rubbing his head.
"Sir," saluted a really short man with a giant wedge of dull yellow cheese on
his head. " We have the Macaroni in sight."
"Excellent, if my plan goes well, they will surrender princess Lummy." Off in the distance somewhere, they heard someone shout,
"You're asking for a death wish if you keep calling me Lummy!" but they dismissed that.
"Open fire," yelled the grater head at the top of his lungs. Unfortunately he was unable to drown out Princess Limburgers screeches about how many people she had hurt for calling her that foul name.
"With what?" asked the cheese head.
"Pirates Booty! " there was a long pause.
"...Um... sir,"
"What!" he snapped menacingly. Everyone in the room jumped straight out of their seats.
"Somebody ate all of them." Said the cheese head in a small voice. That earned him a smack in the head from the grater head. "OW! That hurt! Why do you always have to be such a big bully!? I-" He was cut off by a terrified look from a guy sitting at a computer, next to them. "Umm well sir we also have Cheezits."
"Then fire!"
"Yes Sir. Cheese Puffs rule!" the cheese head said in a shaky voice, while he saluted. The grater guy stepped off the platform and began to stare out at the Macaroni lazily float by, like all bad guys do.
"Soon the universe will quake at the very mention of my name,
Dark Grater!" there was some giggles behind him. "Do you find that funny?"
Dark Grater said slowly turning his head toward the cheese head.
"No Sir," he said, trying to stifle a laugh.
"Parmesan! Brie!" shouted Limburger. A giant droid made of cheese and a giant block of pasty white cheese rolled into the room.
"Yes, princess Lumy," said the cheese droid. Limburger's face turned scarlet red. Her fists clenched and she shook with rage. "I mean Limburger, Limburger!" said the droid quickly. The block of cheese next to him just said,
"Brie." Limburger's face regained normal color.
"Brie, I need you to take this hologram to Nacho." She said.
"Why, are we under attack?" asked Parmesan, a little worried. The ship shook, as there was another crunching sound.
"Well duh! Haven't you two noticed?"
"Brie!" said Brie. Limburger glared at him.
"Why did I have to get stuck with a cheese block that can only say it's name!"? She mumbled quite fiercely to herself.
Parmesan stood there in an uncomfortable silence, watching Limburger say threats under her breath and Brie sitting next to him, merrily chirping.
"Brie. Brie. Brie. Brie. Brie. Brie."
"Oh, shut up! The ship is under attack, and you two are the only non-inelligent life on the ship! So take this stupid hologram to Nacho!" Lum shouted as another crunch rocked the ship.
"Quickly we're running out of time! Brie come over here now!" Another crunch resounded through the walls.
Brie waddled over to Lummy . . . Limburger, and sat down happily saying, "Brie!"
Lum tried to inserted a small, round, yellow disk that was covered with purple dots, in to a small CD Rom drive in Brie. But it wouldn't enter. She started to curse loudly while shaking her fists at the ceiling.
"What did I ever do to deserve this!? All I ever did was escape from that dumb boarding school Mom sent me to! Sure in the act I did accidentally start a food fight and almost killed Ms. Velveta's favorite cheese ball, but that is no reason to punish me now! Why won't this stupid thing work!"
Parmesan cleared his throat, receiving a death glare from Limburger because he had interrupted her rants. "Your Highness, do you think that there could be something already in the CD slot?"
"Oh, why didn't I think of that!" She said slapping her head. Limburger pushed a button next to the CD slot, and out came the hit famous CD from Cheesy Mouth.
Parmesan, opened his mouth to protest, but was cut off from another death glare from the princess. Brie gave a sad chirp. There was another loud crunch. And the ship violently shook again. Suddenly there was a sound of wrenching. Everybody in the room stopped.
"Oh-no, the hull's been breached." Whispered Limburger.
"We're all going to die!" shouted Parmesan, running around in a circle.
"Parmesan, get your butt back over here, you can panic later!" Limburger shouted. Quickly she slipped the CD in the slot. "Now beat it!" she shouted pushing Parmesan and Brie out of the room. "Go find Nacho! If he can't help us, I don't know who will."
"Okay, okay, I'm moving, I'm moving!" said Parmesan.
"Brie!" shouted Brie.
"Quiet, your making it worse!" Parmesan shouted in a terrified voice as the two of them moved down the hallway. Limburger, sighed and shook her head, when they where out of sight. They were never going to make it. Suddenly she heard a lot of footsteps, all falling in unison. There in the dim light was Dark Grater and the notorious Cheese Puffs behind him.
"Oh crap," she mumbled.
"Brie! We're you going?" asked Parmesan.
"Brie, brie!" chirped Brie. Waddling towards an escape hatch.
"An escape pod, those things scare the heck out of me!" protested Parmesan. Brie got behind him and began ramming Parmesan inside. "No you're not getting me inside, not on your- Aaaah!" screamed Parmesan as he flew inside, landing with a thud. Brie got inside and shut the hatch. "If we survive this, remind me to personally turn you into a cheese pizza." Said Parmesan in a muffled voice from within the pod.
"Brie, brie, brieeeeeee!" squealed Brie as they where catapulted into the abyss of space.
A/N: That's the end of chapter two! We need at least eleven reviews to be able to post the next chapter. NO WE NEED 2 MILLION! HAHAH!She was just kidding! Thanks to all those who reviewed! So until next time- MAY THEMARGARITA BE WITH YOU!
Reviewers:
WickedElphaba: I'm very glad you like our story; I hope you didn't break the house. I BROKE MY HOUSE! LAUGH ON BUDDY!!!!!!!!!
Thyrin: Let me tell ya, where not going to stop writing any time soon. HEY, ALEX-SAN! YES, PARODIES ARE FUNNY! BUT CHEESE IS EVEN BETTER!
Liz: We're writing more soon, thank you. VERY SOON! WE WROTE MORE TODAY! BEING FUNNY IS JUST LIKE CHEESE. THEY'RE BOTH RED!
Spera Crinis: Thanks for the advice! I MADE SURE THAT SHE PUT IN SOMETHING ABOUT THE STORYLINE. BUT IN MY OPINION, IT'S MINE! HAHAHAHAH!
NeoRaichu-zero: Hay! I'm glad it rocks, we agree with you completely! I KOW WHO YOU ARE!
Siiarrei:Next time bring chips if it's too cheesy. Thanks. I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT STINA-SAN! IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE CHEESY! I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK FROM CANADA, AND ALL THE CHEESE DOWN HERE SAYS HI!
Ree: We're not going to keep you in suspense for long, if you read this chapter! HELLO! I TOLD YOU WE WOULD UPDATE SOON! I ATE LUCKY CHEESE TODAY!
Disclaimer: As some reviewers thought, we really don't own this story idea or it's plot. Last time we where just arguing about it. IT'S ALL MINE!!!! Settle down! Sorry that was my friend. She escaped the Psycho ward again. I CUT THE CHEESE!
Cheese Wars
Chapter 2: The Cheese Puffs take over.
The pressurized doors opened to the control room. A very tall man
came through. There was an assortment of cheese graters on his head, acting
as sort of a 'helmet'. He was wearing a neon yellow jumpsuit and a golden cape full of holes billowed out behind him. Just as he walked in, there was a donging
sound, strangely like that of an egg timer, because the entryway was too short for him. "I hate this ship." He mumbled in a hoarse voice, rubbing his head.
"Sir," saluted a really short man with a giant wedge of dull yellow cheese on
his head. " We have the Macaroni in sight."
"Excellent, if my plan goes well, they will surrender princess Lummy." Off in the distance somewhere, they heard someone shout,
"You're asking for a death wish if you keep calling me Lummy!" but they dismissed that.
"Open fire," yelled the grater head at the top of his lungs. Unfortunately he was unable to drown out Princess Limburgers screeches about how many people she had hurt for calling her that foul name.
"With what?" asked the cheese head.
"Pirates Booty! " there was a long pause.
"...Um... sir,"
"What!" he snapped menacingly. Everyone in the room jumped straight out of their seats.
"Somebody ate all of them." Said the cheese head in a small voice. That earned him a smack in the head from the grater head. "OW! That hurt! Why do you always have to be such a big bully!? I-" He was cut off by a terrified look from a guy sitting at a computer, next to them. "Umm well sir we also have Cheezits."
"Then fire!"
"Yes Sir. Cheese Puffs rule!" the cheese head said in a shaky voice, while he saluted. The grater guy stepped off the platform and began to stare out at the Macaroni lazily float by, like all bad guys do.
"Soon the universe will quake at the very mention of my name,
Dark Grater!" there was some giggles behind him. "Do you find that funny?"
Dark Grater said slowly turning his head toward the cheese head.
"No Sir," he said, trying to stifle a laugh.
"Parmesan! Brie!" shouted Limburger. A giant droid made of cheese and a giant block of pasty white cheese rolled into the room.
"Yes, princess Lumy," said the cheese droid. Limburger's face turned scarlet red. Her fists clenched and she shook with rage. "I mean Limburger, Limburger!" said the droid quickly. The block of cheese next to him just said,
"Brie." Limburger's face regained normal color.
"Brie, I need you to take this hologram to Nacho." She said.
"Why, are we under attack?" asked Parmesan, a little worried. The ship shook, as there was another crunching sound.
"Well duh! Haven't you two noticed?"
"Brie!" said Brie. Limburger glared at him.
"Why did I have to get stuck with a cheese block that can only say it's name!"? She mumbled quite fiercely to herself.
Parmesan stood there in an uncomfortable silence, watching Limburger say threats under her breath and Brie sitting next to him, merrily chirping.
"Brie. Brie. Brie. Brie. Brie. Brie."
"Oh, shut up! The ship is under attack, and you two are the only non-inelligent life on the ship! So take this stupid hologram to Nacho!" Lum shouted as another crunch rocked the ship.
"Quickly we're running out of time! Brie come over here now!" Another crunch resounded through the walls.
Brie waddled over to Lummy . . . Limburger, and sat down happily saying, "Brie!"
Lum tried to inserted a small, round, yellow disk that was covered with purple dots, in to a small CD Rom drive in Brie. But it wouldn't enter. She started to curse loudly while shaking her fists at the ceiling.
"What did I ever do to deserve this!? All I ever did was escape from that dumb boarding school Mom sent me to! Sure in the act I did accidentally start a food fight and almost killed Ms. Velveta's favorite cheese ball, but that is no reason to punish me now! Why won't this stupid thing work!"
Parmesan cleared his throat, receiving a death glare from Limburger because he had interrupted her rants. "Your Highness, do you think that there could be something already in the CD slot?"
"Oh, why didn't I think of that!" She said slapping her head. Limburger pushed a button next to the CD slot, and out came the hit famous CD from Cheesy Mouth.
Parmesan, opened his mouth to protest, but was cut off from another death glare from the princess. Brie gave a sad chirp. There was another loud crunch. And the ship violently shook again. Suddenly there was a sound of wrenching. Everybody in the room stopped.
"Oh-no, the hull's been breached." Whispered Limburger.
"We're all going to die!" shouted Parmesan, running around in a circle.
"Parmesan, get your butt back over here, you can panic later!" Limburger shouted. Quickly she slipped the CD in the slot. "Now beat it!" she shouted pushing Parmesan and Brie out of the room. "Go find Nacho! If he can't help us, I don't know who will."
"Okay, okay, I'm moving, I'm moving!" said Parmesan.
"Brie!" shouted Brie.
"Quiet, your making it worse!" Parmesan shouted in a terrified voice as the two of them moved down the hallway. Limburger, sighed and shook her head, when they where out of sight. They were never going to make it. Suddenly she heard a lot of footsteps, all falling in unison. There in the dim light was Dark Grater and the notorious Cheese Puffs behind him.
"Oh crap," she mumbled.
"Brie! We're you going?" asked Parmesan.
"Brie, brie!" chirped Brie. Waddling towards an escape hatch.
"An escape pod, those things scare the heck out of me!" protested Parmesan. Brie got behind him and began ramming Parmesan inside. "No you're not getting me inside, not on your- Aaaah!" screamed Parmesan as he flew inside, landing with a thud. Brie got inside and shut the hatch. "If we survive this, remind me to personally turn you into a cheese pizza." Said Parmesan in a muffled voice from within the pod.
"Brie, brie, brieeeeeee!" squealed Brie as they where catapulted into the abyss of space.
A/N: That's the end of chapter two! We need at least eleven reviews to be able to post the next chapter. NO WE NEED 2 MILLION! HAHAH!She was just kidding! Thanks to all those who reviewed! So until next time- MAY THEMARGARITA BE WITH YOU!
Reviewers:
WickedElphaba: I'm very glad you like our story; I hope you didn't break the house. I BROKE MY HOUSE! LAUGH ON BUDDY!!!!!!!!!
Thyrin: Let me tell ya, where not going to stop writing any time soon. HEY, ALEX-SAN! YES, PARODIES ARE FUNNY! BUT CHEESE IS EVEN BETTER!
Liz: We're writing more soon, thank you. VERY SOON! WE WROTE MORE TODAY! BEING FUNNY IS JUST LIKE CHEESE. THEY'RE BOTH RED!
Spera Crinis: Thanks for the advice! I MADE SURE THAT SHE PUT IN SOMETHING ABOUT THE STORYLINE. BUT IN MY OPINION, IT'S MINE! HAHAHAHAH!
NeoRaichu-zero: Hay! I'm glad it rocks, we agree with you completely! I KOW WHO YOU ARE!
Siiarrei:Next time bring chips if it's too cheesy. Thanks. I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT STINA-SAN! IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE CHEESY! I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK FROM CANADA, AND ALL THE CHEESE DOWN HERE SAYS HI!
Ree: We're not going to keep you in suspense for long, if you read this chapter! HELLO! I TOLD YOU WE WOULD UPDATE SOON! I ATE LUCKY CHEESE TODAY!