Yo wassup people! Im back with another chapter of A NaruSaku Novelization! Its so hard to get my butt on a chair and write because ive been grounded until summer and Kingdom Hearts 2 is so addicting! But, I still write and play anyways. If I behave in my classes, ill be ungrounded, which means faster updating. Also, I want all of you to know that in the first chapter, there was a lot of profanity because in my opinion, Kiba should be a trash talker. And now to answer all of your reviews:
FreetodrinkSR: Im glad that you like it. Ill try to update as soon as I can.
Full-metal-souske: k. ill try to make them longer. Naruto will eventually tell Sakura about Kyuubi.
Logan21: Thanks for the compliment. (If it wasn't, ill take it as one anyways.) Party site! Party site!
Endless Snow: Muahahahaha! Errrr… ahem. I hate Sasuke so I had him die. Arent I so evil?
DarkMagician1121: Well, if you don't like the story, heres a little advice. STOP READING IT! And thanks for the constructive criticism.
BlueSpirit17: Im glad you like the story and I hope you will continue to like it.
Sakura and Neji sitting in a tree: Well, heres the next chapter.
Now, on with the story!
Chapter 3: Pancakes
The next morning Sakura woke up and started to make pancakes.
"Hey Naruto! Do you like pancakes?" Sakura yelled.
"What are pancakes Sakura?" Naruto yelled back.
"Never mind that! Ill just make them whether you like them or not."
Sakura got out all of the ingredients only to realize that she needed some eggs. She yelled upstairs, "Hey mom! Im going to the store to get some eggs!"
Her mom yelled down to her, "Okay! Take Naruto with you! I don't want him to be here with no one that he knows!"
Sakura and Naruto headed out the door. The store was down 5 blocks. When they reached the store, Sakura saw Ino and Shikamaru shopping together. Sakura went up and started to tease them.
"Well well, what do we have here? Ino-pig and Shikamaru shopping together and holding hands! I wonder what that means?"
Ino started blushing. "What? Ummmm…. Shikamaru! Why were you holding my hand!"
Shikamaru stared at her in disbelief. "What! You were the one who asked me to go shopping with you! And you were also the one who took my hand in yours!"
Ino then started to get a sly smile. "Hey Fore-head girl! Why are you here with Naruto?"
"Because we were put of eggs and I had to make breakfast for us!" Sakura instantly regretted saying those words.
"Us? What was Naruto doing at your house?" Ino asked.
"ummmmmm…. He was…. Never mind Ino-pig! Cmon Naruto! Lets go and get those eggs!" Sakura and Naruto headed off into the egg section.
"I wonder if Naruto was sleeping over at her house? Oh well, lets go Shikamaru! And this time, if you see Sakura, quickly take your hand off of mine!"
Sakura and Naruto bought the eggs and went home.
"Actually Sakura, Im not that hungry after all." Naruto said.
"Well, eat it anyway! Ill force it down your throat if I have to! We didn't walk to the supermarket for nothing!" Sakura yelled while shaking her fists up and down.
Naruto cowered behind the counter. "Okay Sakura! Ill eat it! Just don't hurt me! Last time you got angry you punched me through the wall! I was in the hospital for a couple hours! You know how much I hate hospitals!"
"Good. Ill make the pancakes and Ill call you in when its done." Sakura said.
Naruto went outside to train for a while. He started by running around Konoha five times. He then did 100 push ups, sit ups, and squats. He took out his kunai and threw them on some nearby trees. He saw a bird fly by and poop right beside him. He was angry because that could have hit him, so he threw one of his shuriken at it and killed the animal. He then went and sprinted around Konoha twelve more times. (Im going to have Naruto specialize in speed.) On his eighth lap, Sakura called him in. He jogged up to Sakura with very little sweat on his face.
"Bout time Sakura! I was starting to build up an appitite!" Naruto said.
"Well, its ready. Now, dig in!" Sakura replied.
Naruto took a bite and complimented on the chefs work. He went back for seconds, and thirds, and fourths, and kept on eating the pancakes until they were out of eggs.
"Hey Naruto, are you still hungry? I can always go to the store and get more eggs." Sakura offered.
"Thanks Sakura, but I think that Im done." Naruto said while burping.
"Eww Naruto! That's disgusting! Theres a lady in front of you ya know!" Sakura criticized.
"So? What does that have to do with anything?" Naruto asked.
"Never mind! Lets just go and buy that house for you." Sakura walked out of the house and down the street to where the house was on sale. "Alright! This is it….. wait! They lowered the cost of the house! Its now 50 off!" Sakura exclaimed.
"Uhhhh…. Is that a good thing?" Naruto asked Sakura while scratching his head. Sakura smacked him in the arm. "Ow! What was that for?"
"For being stupid! 50 off means that it's a lower price than it originally was!" Sakura explained.
"Oh! I get it! Its like I demolish a guy and theres only a marshmallow left!" Naruto said.
"No! That's not…. Never mind! Lets just get some money to buy the house with." Sakura said while taking out her wallet. Naruto did the same thing. "Alright Naruto, give me your money and well buy this house."
They walked up to the house and rang the doorbell. A kind lady answered the door.
"Well, well! Are you youngsters here to buy this house or to throw toilet paper at it?" The old lady asked.
"Uhhh… people throw toilet paper at this house?" Sakura asked.
"Why yes they do dear. They know that I cant do anything about it because im so old." The old lady answered.
"Then when I buy this house, Ill teach those bas…… errrr….. meanies a lesson!" Naruto proclaimed.
"Ok. Heres the money. Well be back tomarrow with all of his stuff." Sakura said.
"Wait! You mean that your not together?" The old hag asked.
"No maam. Where only 17. Usually a ninja gets married when they are done with their ninja career." Sakura explained while Naruto was poking her. "Naruto! Stop that!"
"Sorry Sakura. You where getting kinda boring." Naruto apologized.
They paid the old lady the money and went back to Sakuras house.
"Also Naruto, your neighbor is Shikamaru, and on the other side is Chouji. Beside me is Kiba and Hinata." Sakura said.
"Yeah! Shikamaru, Kiba, and Chouji are my best friends!" Naruto said excitedly.
"Wait just a minute! I thought you said that you didn't have any friends!" Sakura pointed out.
"That was in my childhood. We got to know each other when we were searching for Sas…… errrr……. When we were in the chuunin exam!" Naruto finished.
"Oh. That's nice! At least you have some people to talk to!" Sakura said.
"Yup!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Im getting kinda tired Sakura. Do you think that I can have a nap over at your house?" Naruto asked.
"Okay. Ill wake you up in three hours." Sakura said.
A/N: Well, that's the end of chapter 3. sadly, my updating will be much slower unless I happen to get ungrounded. And heres a sneak preview at next chapter. Let me know if you got what it is.
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