A/n: HELLO! CHEESE! HAHAHAHAHA! Hello again. Here we present the 3rd
chapter of our cheesey saga!THE CHEESE HAS COME TO TAKE OVER THE
WORLD!!!!!!!!!! No! bad psyco friend, you just told the ending! Anyway,
this part does not follow the movie completely so don't give us evil
reviews about it!TWO MILLION PIZZA'S WITH CHEESE, ON THE TABLE! TWO
MILLION PIZZA'S ON THE TABLE! TAKE ONE DOWN, AND PASS IT AROUND!Ah...
this will be awhile. Enjoy the story!ONE MILLION, NINE HUNDRED
NITETY-NINE THOUSAND, NINE HUNDRED NINTEY-NINE, PIZZA'S ON THE TABLE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Disclaimer: COME ON YOU CRAZY PEOPLE AND SING WITH ME! ONE MILLION,
NINE HUNDRED NITETY-NINE THOUSAND, NINE HUNDRED NINTEY-SEVEN PIZZA'S ON
THE TABLE! Somebody help me? PLEASE! Anyway we don't own this story and
plot line.MAYBE YOU DON'T! BUT I MIGHT! WELL, HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF
THAT, HUH?! HUH?! TELL ME! I PROMISE THAT I DON'T BITE VERY HARD! Don't
say anything! What ever you do DON'T SAY ANYTHING!I LOVE MICE! AND SOME
MICE LIKE CHEESE! BUT NOT MY LITTLE MOUSY! We really need to get
started with the story. Onto Cheese Wars!MY MOUSE JUST POOPED IN MY
HAND!
Cheese Wars
Chapter 3: Crash Landing
Swissy, What did I say about Swissy in the beginning!
um... It's Swiss you bafoon. Yes! Get with the program here!Okay...
anyways, felt the ground give a giant quake. He scrambled up a giant
cheese
dune and found a crashed ship smoldering in a giant cheese-filled
crater. Stumbling out were a block of white pasty cheese and what
looked like an odd droid made out of cheese.
"Oh no, not more cheese." Swiss groaned. The cheese droid was
yelling something.
"That does it! That's the last time I let you drive anything.
I nearly soiled myself!" The block seemed to be yelling stuff too, but
all Swiss could hear was the block saying the same thing over and over
and over again.
"Brie! Brie, brie, brie!" it chirped madly.
"You don't have any eyes you big stinky piece of cheese! How
could I have accidentally covered your eyes when you where trying to
land?"
"Brie, brie!" The block chirped angrily.
"Take that back!" The droid jumped on the block of cheese and
they both went rolling down the hill, landing in a cloud of cheese.
"Ah, Excuse me? Are you guys lost?" Asked Swiss.
"Do we look lost to you?" Shouted the droid. The block of Cheese
suddenly jumped and scuttled up the hill towards Swiss. Then it hid
behind Swiss's back, shaking saying,
"Brie."
"Yes, you do look lost! Who and what are you?!" Swiss asked
the block of cheese.
"That is brie," said the droid with distain. "I am Parmesan."
"Swiss," Said Swiss.
"Oooo, can I call you Swissy?" said Parmesan. Swiss's face went
from a calm white color to an angry deep red.
"NOOoooo!" he roared, so loudly that it knocked Parmesan off
his feet. Brie just said,
"Brie."
"Your right Brie He does remind me of somebody I know." said
Parmesan. Getting to his feet.
"Who?" asked Swiss.
"A very bossy person by the name of Lummy." said Parmesan.
there was a very far away cry of,
"Remind me to turn you into fondue the next time I see you!"
"Is that Lummy?" asked Swiss.
"Yes, that was her," said Parmesan, making an irritated face.
"Hi Lummy." yelled Swiss just for the fun of it.
"Your next Swissy! The death trap awaits you!" came the reply.
"It's Swiss!" Swiss yelled angrily. Parmesan and brie both
looked at each other in amazement.
"How do they do that?" Parmesan asked, confused.
"Brie," said Brie.
"Right, long distance." said Parmesan nodding his head. "So,
are you a local?" asked Parmesan, trying to get back on topic.
"Yeah, why?" said Swissy through clenched teeth, still staring
up at the sky like Lummy would pop out at any moment.
"Well... uh, I was wondering if you could help us... you know
repair our ship?" said Parmesan. Swissy turned around and raised an
eyebrow.
"That's an escape pod. Their only meant to be used once."
"I know that... but we have a very urgent message." Said
Parmesan.
"Brie, brie, brie." Said Brie.
"Brie, that's rude!" shouted Parmesan.
Swiss interrupted the fight that Parmesan was about to start,
"Who's the message for? If you tell me, I might be able to help you."
Then he said quietly, under his breath, "As long as I get paid, of
course."
"Sorry," Said Parmesan, looking up from where he was about to
strangle Brie, "I didn't catch that last bit?"
"I said, that you have to pay me, in order to get me to help
you." Said Swiss.
"But why would we need to do that?" Said parmesan, confused.
"Because I can't run away from home without money, and I don't
have any money at the moment!" Said Swiss, getting angry.
"Oh . . . Swissy I'm so sorry that you have to run away, but
you see, that we don't have any money. Unless we sell Brie!" Said
Parmesan hopefully. And Brie just said,
"Brie!" in a very low tone.
"Yeah, whatever! Just be quiet! If I make you sound interesting
enough, we might actually get some money from you! –Hey Swissy? What's
wrong? You don't look very good!"
Throughout this whole exchange of insults, Swiss had kept very
quiet. And his facial color started to change. First from white to red,
to blue, and then purple. At that very moment, he was an interesting
shade of orange.
A small whisper escaped his lips, "Don't you dare call me
Swissy again."
"What?" Asked Parmesan.
It felt like there was a very loud explosion and waves of
energy started to come off of him, and Swiss finally burst, "DON'T YOU
EVER CALL ME SWISSY AGAIN! THERE WAS A GIANT GREEN DINOAUR ON TV NAMED
SWISSY AND PEOPLE WOULDN'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT! I'M NOT HIM! YOU! GET YOUR
BUTT BACK OVER HERE! I'M NOT DONE!" He said this while hitting Parmesan
on the head Who was slowly inching away, and then continued, "I AM NOT
ON THE SAME LEVEL AS A GREEN DINOSAUR. I'M JUST A NORMAL TEENCHEESE,
WHO IS SURROUNDED BY MORONS!"
The waves of energy started to slowly subside, as Swiss started
to calm down. Brie was buried almost completely in to the cheese dune.
And all, anyone could see of Parmesan was a hand sticking out of the
cheese dune. If anyone had seen his face it would have had a severe
look of shock and disbelief at what had just happened.
Swiss just stood there in an uncomfortable silence. Then
whispered, "What happened to you guys? It looks like there was just a
sand storm. Here let me help you get out." Said Swiss as he started to
dig Parmesan out of the sand, completely oblivious to the stares that
he was getting from him.
"You know, you should be more careful, sand storms are really
dangerous! You're lucky that you made it past that one." Said Swiss
trying to yank Brie out of the hole. Brie was whimpering and trying to
dig himself deeper into the sand.
Suddenly there was a high, pitched scream that came from the
direction of where Swiss had come from.
A/n: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO! WHYT DID YOU TIP OVER MY WHITEBOARD! IT'S NOW
DEAD! WHY? WHY?! THE POOR LITTLE THING!SORRY! Here let me put it back
up... there. Oh... it fell again. NO! YOU KILLED IT! WHY?! IT WAS BRAND NEW
TOO! AND IT'S ALREADY FALLEN ON THE FLOOR! WHY IS IT ALWAYS THINGS THAT
I CARE ABOUT THAT GET HURT?! THIS IS ALMOST AS BAD AS WHEN MY EVIL
COUSINS PUSHED ME IN A LAKE, A FEW DAYS AGO! It's not the end of the
world. Look the whiteboard is fine. We even found the two magnets. Hey!
Could someone turn off the music! This a very emotional time for my
friend. Would you please stop kissing it. It was dead to begin with. Oh
boy there she goes to bury it. Hope you enjoyed this chapter. I have to
go get my friend. Off in the distance COME BACK! I INVITED MOM TO THE
FUNERAL! THERE'S A DENT IN IT! AND NOW I'M BEING REFFERED TO AS THAT
'STRANGE CRAZY TOMGIRL!' IT'S LIKE A FEW DAYS AGO, WHEN MY EVIL COUSINS
ALMOST HIJACKED A GOLF CART!
Reviews:
Tootsie Roll: Thanks, you are our favorite reviewer,(Of coarse you were
are ONLY reviewer) we dedicate this chapter to you. I REALLY LIKE YOU!
YOU CRAZY CAT PERSON! I'M GOING TO INVITE YOU TO MY WHITEBOARDS
FUNERAL! PLEASE BRING ALONG FLOWERS, AND COME DRESSED IN BLUE AND
BLACK! MY OWN WHITEBOARD WAS A LIGHT-BLUE COLOR! BURSTS IN TO UNHAPPY
TEARS