Ingredients to Your Living Hell
Chapter Two: Escape
Itachi's POV
I didn't know exactly why I decided to take this crazy girl with us, but I did. She was, well to put it bluntly, interesting. She didn't throw herself at my feet like other women. Instead, she screamed and yelled like a total buffoon.
She was a puzzle just begging to be solved, a challenge, and knowing me as I did; I never back down from a challenge. Never have a met a girl as loud as this one though. Naruto-kun being loud was understandable, but this girl, she was even louder than him.
She strongly smelled of alcohol, so I assumed that she was on hangover. Her hair was ridiculously colored. She had purple bangs that covered her forehead and then blue bangs that ran past her chin on the sides. The rest of her hair was black with red streaks running through it. Before, when I first met eye contact with her, the first thing I noticed was her eyes. They were a breathtaking shade of red. Her skin was very tan, and scars marred her arms. My gaze traveled to her lips; a deep shade of red, like strawberries, and they probably tasted like them too.
What the…
Where the hell did that come from? This girl was become too much of a bother. I should have killed her the moment I saw her.
As nighttime came, Kisame and I stopped for the night. The moment I put the girl down on the floor, her eyes opened.
Kyoko's POV
I felt myself hit the cold, hard, floor. My eyes snapped open, only to be greeted by red eyes. After a few seconds, I jabbed my finger at him and yelled,
"AHH! YOU'RE THAT FREAKIN' PSYCHO BASTARD THAT KILLED OFF HIS WHOLE FUCKING CLAN!"
He glared at me and said in a robot voice, "Be quiet woman." I glared right back and said, "Why don't you fucking make me you prick."
Well, he kind of looked pissed when I said that and I saw his left eye twitch a little, but that's basically all he did. He just walked over to a tree and sat down. Hmph, men, they're such god damn assholes. I looked around me and found the 'shark dude' gone. I started thinking about finding a way to escape when the asshole said, "Don't even think of escaping. You won't make it past that tree three feet from you." I glowered at him and snorted. Damn aristocratic prick.
After a while the shark dude came back with fishies for us to eat. I watched them set up a fire and then Itachi started doing these weird hand signs and said something like, "grand fire ball technique," and then blew out fire. I was staring in awe.
When the fish was cooked, Itachi looked over to me and said, "Eat woman." I gave a grunt and took the fish from him and said, "I have a fucking name you know."
He looked at me and replied coolly, "Oh? What is it then?"
I looked at him like he was my evil twin and retorted, "Why should I tell you? Prick…"
I mumbled the last part and he quirked a brow saying, "So would you prefer it if I called you 'woman' the whole time?"
After a few seconds I gave a sigh. I needed some damn alcohol. Speaking of which, I reek of it. I needed a bath. I looked over at Itachi and said, "My name is Uzanahi Kyoko." I didn't know what it was, but I thought I saw his eyes widen and his form stiffen. I stared at him and asked, "What? Cat got your tongue?" He did nothing but grunt at me.
'Damn men…so fucking insensitive.'
That's right!
WHOA! Who are you?
You're conscience remember? We already had this conversation.
Oh…hehe. Sorry, I gots me short term memory.
Uh huh, sure you do.
I DO GOD DAMN IT! UGH! YOU'RE SO FUCKING ANNOYING!
Then that means you're saying you're annoying.
Well, I-I, Uhh…damn…
I snapped out of my trance and looked at Kisame's awesome sword. Itachi was 'asleep,' and Kisame was keeping watch. I leaned over to touch the sword when Kisame said, "I wouldn't do that if I were you."
I looked up at him and was about to ask 'why' when I just snarled out, "Why the hell should I listen to what you fucking say?"
He glared back at me and said, "Hey, I was just looking out for you kiddo." I blinked at him and sighed. Then a random question popped up into my head, "Hey Kisame, how old is Itachi?"
Kisame blinked at me in shock.
"What the fuck are you staring at damn it!"
Kisame busted up laughing.
I glared at him.
He laughed even harder.
Finally, I jumped at him and tackled him to the floor punching his face. Kisame flipped us over and he started to attack me.
I used my leg to hit him on the head and I didn't know how hard I hit him, but he fell down unconscious. I blinked and looked at him and smirked.
'Ha ha, fuck you asshole.'
With that, I ran off into the woods in the middle of the night.
Which I might add, was not a very good idea.
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DUN DUN DUN! He he, well anyways, sorry for such a short chapter. Anyways, since school has started up again, I might update a little slower. -.-; sadddddd
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