Ingredients to Your Living Hell
Chapter Three: Challenges
Anyways, like I said, I ran away from the safety of the psycho killers. Pfft, like being with them is safer than running around in the woods at night time where there could be wolves, serial killers, rapists, crazy people, drug dealers, crazy black gangsters with guns, and…
Okay maybe it was safer with them.
So yeah, here I was, a big city girl who loves alcohol, running around in the woods, with nothing to protect myself I might add, also I am doing run on sentences and that's bad.
Anyways, yeah, I'm walking here and then…I fall.
Down and down and down a hill I roll. Hmm, Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, while Jill came tumbling down! Anyways, yeah, where was I? Ah, yes, I'm falling and then, my fall was cushioned by…
A large patch of…chronic plants?
Whoa, hey…THIS IS WEED PLANTS! 0. o
What the hell?
Oh well…
"JACKPOT!" I started doing my little victory dance, and then I stopped and thought for a second. What would happen if I gave Itachi weed? Hmmm….
Anyways, I gathered up a whole bunch of plant leaves and stuffed them into my pocket.
Now then, off to find Itachi.
6 hours later…
So then, here I am again, laying on the ground in fetal position, sucking on my right thumb, and rocking back and forth.
Finally I couldn't take it anymore. I jumped up and screamed at the top of my lungs,
"ITACHI! WHERE ARE YOU!"
Then I fell back down and resumed what I was doing for a few seconds before Itachi appeared behind me.
I jumped up and glomped him.
"ITACHI, OH MY GOD! I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE OUT HERE! I'M SO SORRY FOR RUNNING AWAY! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH MY LITTLE PINK TEDDY BEAR!"
In the background I could hear Kisame laughing his ass off. Haha, wouldn't you laugh too if Itachi was called a pink teddy bear? I bet you you're laughing right now. XD
Anyways, Itachi's right eye twitched after a few seconds. He then looked down at me and glared evilly towards me. I "harrumphed" and then sat back down in glum.
"-Sniffle- My whittle –sniffle- Itachi-kun –sniffle- doesn't –sniffle- LOVE ME! WAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
I was very good at annoying people if you haven't noticed, and at this moment, Itachi was my victim. Haha, that'll teach him to drop me on the floor.
After some time Itachi kneeled in front of me, cupped my chin and looked me in the eye.
Then…
HE MOTHER FUCKING BITCH ASS LICKED ME! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! THAT IS SO TOTALLY FUCKING GROSS!
He licked away my 'tears.'
I tried to punch him in the face but his hand shot out and caught my fist. My face went totally blank. This was so not happening. Even Kisame went quiet.
Itachi looked me straight in the eye and said, "Sleep my little one."
Hours later at the Akatsuki lair in Itachi's room
Ugh, I woke up with another headache. This was a new thing for me. To think I had gotten used to them too. I sat up and noticed the change in my attire. I was no longer wearing my banger/gothic clothes. I was now wearing a sleeping kimono.
Wait, if I was wearing something different, who changed me?
Well I actually said that part out loud, but I wasn't really expecting an answer.
"I did."
I turned around instantly and in doing so, I fell off the bed.
THUMP!
Stupid bed, stupid floor, and stupid ITACHI!
I sat up and sent my evilest glare to Itachi. He did nothing but smirk. I stood up and stomped over to him and grabbed him by his collar.
"GOD DAMN YOU AND YOU SEXINESS!" I yelled. I let go of him and started to breath, in and out.
When turned around so my back was to him and I started to breathe more erratically. This was just way to damn much. I turned around again to slap him because I felt like when my lips met his.
Fuck man, he was a hell of a damn crazy kisser. He teased me and kissed me sweetly. It desired, wanting, passionate, lustful, and erotic. Damn him and his kissing skills. ARGH! He's such a pain in the ass.
Finally, when he pulled back, I was left breathless. I stared at him in shock. He leaned over and nipped my ear. It sent shocks of pleasure through me. Damn him and his mad skills. He trailed small butterfly kisses down my neck. When he came to my collar bone, he started to suck on my skin. I let out a small gasp. I could practically feel him smirking against my skin. Stupid Itachi and his big ego.
His calloused hands traveled down my body and his touch sent shivers down my spine. I shuddered and then took my arms and wrapped them around his neck, holding him closer. He was so warm.
And then suddenly, he pulled away! Fuck this fucking fucker man! I glared at him and yelled, "What the hell!"
He smirked at me and said, "You succumb to seduction too easily."
"Damn you Itachi…you know what? From now on, I will never fall for your little seduction games."
His infamous came to face and he said, "Challenge accepted, my dear."
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Dear little Kyoko doesn't know what she's getting herself into…tsk tsk…
Hehe, well the weed will have it's part. She found it for a reason. xD
I'll try and update my other stories soon. Working hard for you wonderful reviewers: