My first review:

oh no, you're not out of character. ..and it's funny to think of that happening to them..hehe, please update soon...can't wait to read more about the silly things happening to them.-thank-you Wingsofeternity! You were my first reviewer! I recommend her wonderful stories to everyone!

Chapter Two

Sun Ce looked from one strategist to the other, until he finally couldn't hold his glee any longer and doubled over with laughter. "Okay, okay! Even you two must admit that this is hilarious!"

The strategists both stared at their commander like he was insane. "Sun Ce, I think you got up too early," Zhou Yu shook his head, resting his head on his hand; he dragged the other two into Lu Xun's tent and started pacing restlessly. "Sun Ce, you could be serious for once in your life."

Sun Ce sat up and brushed himself off, looked at the two strategists, and delved into laughter once again. Lu Xun groaned, "My lord, when the other officers find out…it will be ten times worse than with him." He motioned his head towards their hysteric commander.

Zhou Yu sweat dropped, staring at his sworn brother worriedly, wondering randomly if he had enough oxygen. "Not only that, but the enemy force would take advantage of us if they find out, especially if they think this is distracting us, which, I'm afraid to say, it is." Zhou Yu looked at his new feminine body with distaste, as he voiced his thoughts to the young strategist and Sun Ce, who had finally quieted and was now listening with interest.

"My lord, what if the enemy force had something to do with this? We have an alliance with the Shu for the time being, but what if Cao Cao has something to do with this?" Lu Xun added his own thoughts to the pot of possibilities.

Sun Ce decided to add his own ideas, "Maybe Sima Yi has finally lost his mind?" The other two looked at Sun Ce startled. "Hey! It could happen!" He shrugged, grabbing a small vase and tossing it back and forth between his hands.

Lu Xun started, "My lord, please put that back, it was my mothers!" He started to get up, when a sound caught the attention of all three officers…the voice of someone they didn't really want to deal with right now. The voice of the infamous pirate, Gan Ning.

"Hey Lu Xun you in there? Come on!" Gan Ning yelled, pulling back the flap of the tent and sauntering in like he did this on a daily basis, "Come on man! Breakfast!" The pirate cried before his eyes focused on the scene before him. "Holy Buddha! What the hell is going on here!" The pirate yelped, staring from Lu Xun, to Zhou Yu, and back again. "Zhou Yu?" Gan Ning guessed and pointed at him.

"Yes Gan Ning, and that is Lu Xun," Zhou Yu nodded, before Gan Ning asked.

"Whoa, Lu Xun's a chick!" Gan Ning fell on the floor laughing. Lu Xun fell backwards on his pallet with a despairing look on his fair features. Bad enough being laughed at by a Supreme officer, worse yet to be laughed at by one ranked lower than you, one who also happens to be a friend.

Zhou Yu would have helped the young strategist, but unfortunately, he soon had a much bigger problem. All the officers in the red tent froze as they heard the voice of the youngest Qiao, Zhou Yu's wife, Xiao Qiao calling for her husband. "Heaven help me!" He cried, as his wife opened the tent flap.

"Lu Xun? Have you se-" Xiao Qiao's sweet voice floated over the group. Zhou Yu faced away from the door, praying to Buddha that she wouldn't see him. He loved her, truly, and had no idea what affect this would have on her….if she found out that she was married to a woman. At that he felt a shudder run down his spine, like someone pouring water down his spine. "Lu Xun is that you?" Zhou imagined the look on her face, startled, and yet trying to stay calm for the young officer's sake.

"My lady Qiao…"Lu Xun began, but he was cut off by Xiao's gasp of surprise.

"Z-Zhou Yu?" She quietly moved towards the much more slender form of her husband. Zhou Yu closed his eyes and took a shaky breath, hanging his head and turning defeated to his wife. Sun Ce even averted his eyes from the horrible look of defeat on his sworn brother's face.

"Xiao…." He bowed his head in shame, she did not deserve anything of this sort, "Forgive me, in this state I shall not be much of a husband to you." The room was in complete silence for a minute, all eyes trained on the married couple.

Then, everyone heard a sound they did not expect, Xiao was giggling! Laughing! Of all of them, Zhou Yu must have been the most surprised of all, although, he fought to keep his face from showing it….failing miserably. "Zhou Yu! You think I would leave you just because something has changed you into the opposite gender (this got laughs from Sun Ce and Gan Ning)? My dear, you are mistaken, I think this will be wonderful means to make both you and Lu Xun lovely Generals of War!"

"What!" The two strategists cried in unison.

Two in one day! And now it's really late, so I must stop here. Please review! And sorry for grammatical errors!