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Ingredients to Your Living Hell
Chapter Four: Why weed is considered illegal
Kyoko's POV
Okay people, it's been about a week since I got here and all the people here are crazy psycho killing weirdoes. Did I mention they were psycho? Especially the fucking crazy bitch ass motherfucking piece of shit that can burn in hell called Itachi?
Did I also mention that I fucking hate Itachi?
Ever since that one night he was acting all fucked up; he kept fucking touching me. Eww, that was just plain gross.
That's not what you thought before.
Eh? Who are you?
YOUR CONSCIENCE FOR THE LAST TIME!
Ahh, mommy I'm scared! -.-
Ugh, how are you even human?
I'm you and what do you mean that's not what I thought before?
You liked it. Admit it, I'm you. I know everything you think about, and I know you've had those fantasies about him.
AHH! NO NO NO NO NO NO! How did you find out!
-. - I'm you, I know everything about you. Hehe, you like him, you wanna hug him, you want to kiss him, you want to fu—
NO! SHUT THE FUCK UP! MY POOR INNOCENT MIND!
Pfft, your innocent mind?
Shut up and go away.
Fine.
The freaky voice in my head went away.
I stared at the ceiling of Itachi's room. I wasn't allowed to leave this room. About two days ago, I found all my clothes, and guess what else I found too?
My weed….
I guess it was time for me to find out my question.
What would happen if I gave Itachi and Kisame weed?
Later that night
Itachi and Kisame walked into the room and Itachi looked really pissed. Kisame was following him trying to calm him down. Me? Well I just sat on the bed trying to figure out how I was going to make my weed. Hey, I needed to get high too!
Normally, Itachi had really good control on his temper, but I guess something really bad must have happened. I looked at Kisame and asked, "What the fuck happened to him?"
Kisame walked over to me and said, "He's suspended from missions because of you."
"Eh?"
"What the hell is that?" Kisame asked pointing to the marijuana leaves. Itachi turned around before he obliterated his desk and looked over to me. He arched a delicate brow and 'glided' over to me. I smirked and said, "This, my gentlemen, is my escape from the hell hole called life." I held up a pretty green leaf and said, "It's called marijuana or weed. What ever floats you fucking shitty ass sorry excuse god damn forsaken for a boat."
An hour later…
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY!" I yelled insanely. Currently Itachi, Kisame, and myself were outside, smoking weed.
"Oh shit son!"
I was laughing again. Oh what weed did to our minds. Itachi was way out of character and Kisame was being a totally funny ass crack! Itachi had a secret stash of sake in his room, and well I don't think there was anymore left.
"HEY HEY! Itachi, Kisame, let's sing a song!"
"Sing?" Itachi's words were slurred and his arm hung loosely around my shoulders. We were swaying to and fro. I busted laughing and started singing off key.
"OH DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN, THE MUFFIN MAN, THE MUFFIN MAN! OH DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN THAT LIVES ON DREWY LANE!"
I started cackling like a hag and said, "This be the shit son!"
Itachi swayed and demanded hilariously, "Sing another song love!"
He said it with the funniest accent ever! I started 'singing' again.
"SHE'LL BE COMING AROUND THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COMES! SHE'LL BE COMING AROUND THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COMES! OH SHE'LL BE COMING AROUND THE MOUNTAIN, SHE'LL BE COMING AROUND THE MOUNTAIN, SHE'LL BE COMING AROUND THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COMES!"
I started yodeling and then I drank down some sake. I started laughing and choked on the sake. Kisame started laughing like a fucked up bitch, and Itachi was laughing his stupid sexy ass off.
Suddenly, Kisame fell back in to a state of unconsciousness. I stared, Itachi stared, and then I lifted the little make shift weed thing and stared at it.
"This be the shit son! AHAHAHAHAHAH!"
Itachi joined in with laughing and I said, "Say it with me drunken bastard!"
In unison Itachi and I yelled, very loudly I might add, "THIS BE THE SHIT SON!"
We cracked up laughing before Itachi got up and started singing (yodeling) and dancing!
"I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL; I DON'T WANT TO GO TO CLASS, SO KISS MY ASS!"
Just so you know, he was doing the chicken dance. (A/N: XD one of my friends didn't know how to do the chicken dance, so I taught him.)
He fell on the floor hooting like an idiot, only to be stopped by Kisame's voice.
"GIVE ME MY DAMN PEPPERONI AND ANCHOVI PIZZA BEFORE I KILL YOU!"
I just exploded with hoots and screams of laughter. Itachi stared blankly at his partner and then pulled out a kunai and ran at him screaming, "THAT'S MY PIZZA YOU HOE!"
And so as you see, the night continued a little something like this. This is also why weed is illegal. It does some crazy shit to your mind, but you know what? Fuck those fucking fuckers! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA –big breath- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Okay well I'm done. Itachi ended up trying to stab Kisame, Kisame tried to bite of Itachi's arm thinking it was a drumstick, and me…I just laughed my ass of the whole night. No doubt well be stoned and on hangover tomorrow.
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Loll! This was such a hilarious chapter to write. Anyways, I have a new obsession with Sai. I don't know why, but yeah anyways. I'm getting around to an idea with 'Returning' and this story is just filled up with nonsense and has no real plot. It's just something I wrote when I was hyper and sugar high. xD Anyways, I'll figure out a plot.
Anyways, I'm going to be starting a new story, but I can't choose which of these two ideas to start first. I'll probably do both of them anyways.
1st story
Mercenary's Life
Hikari Takiko never belonged anywhere. She was the outcast of her village. Everyone feared, hated, or discriminated her. Even by her foster parents. Everyone wished death upon her. Naruto, Shino, Sai, Sasuke, Itachi, Neji, Gaara, and Shikamaru are deadly mercenaries. Running around doing deadly missions tend to cause trouble. Alternate Universe people!
2nd story
Heaven
In a world where humans are a rare, exquisite, and delicate meal, where demons and vampires roamed freely, Ciel was 'born'. She has no memories of her life before. She is the child of the Heavens .
Bleh, it's better than it sound. Actually you know what? Here's chapter one/prologue to both stories. Bold is 'Mercenary's Life' and italic is 'Heaven.'
Mercenary's Life
Profile
Name: Hikari Takiko
Age: 17
Eye color: gold
Hair color: shoulder length black
Abilities: skilled in medicine and nursing
PREVIEW OF CHAPTER ONE
Takiko's POV
"Get up you lazy girl!" a shrill voice yelled. I groaned and turned over in my 'bed.' The shrill voice started yelling again. "Get up now or I'll beat you till you're black and blue!" I sat up groggily and muttered, "Yes mother." My mother left the room huffing and yelled back, "Hurry and clean the house you lazy child!"
I left the warmth of my bed and showered. I then slipped on the rough fabric of the brown dress, put on the white apron, and tied my hair into a low ponytail to keep it out of my face.
My name was Takiko, I'm seventeen years old, I work as a maid in my foster parents' hotel, and I'm despised and hated. I never understood why though. Everyone threw me looks of terror and fear. No one wanted to be my friend. When I was little, none of the parents ever let me play with their kids. The kids, made fun of me for my strange eye color and called me a demon that would curse them all.
I grew up without friends, without a real family, but the forest made up for it. Our village was bordered by a forest and that was where I found comfort. I loved the forest more than anything. I would go there to sing and dance whenever I could. It was my sanctuary.
After deathly hours of working, I left the hotel and headed towards the woods. I walked silently and ignored the stares the villagers were giving me. I lived with this kind of treatment all my life.
When I made it to the woods, it was already dark. I sat in my favorite clearing humming to myself. The words escaped my lips. (A/N: this is the French version of 'only hope' by Mandy Moore.)
Il y a une chanson qu'est l'intérieur de mon âme. C'est le l'un que j'ai essayé d'écrire maintes et maintes fois encore je suis éveillé dans le
froid infini Mais vous me chantez maintes et maintes fois et par-dessus encore
Donc je pose ma tête de retour en bas et je soulève mes mains et prie pour être seulement le vôtre je prie
pour être seulement le vôtre je sais maintenant que vous êtes mon seul espoir
Me chanter la chanson des étoiles. De votre galaxie dansant et riant et riant encore Quand il se sent comme mes rêves sont si me
Chante loin des projets que vous avez pour moi par-dessus encore
Donc je pose ma tête de retour en bas, et je soulève mes mains et prie pour être seulement le vôtre je prie
pour être seulement le vôtre je sais maintenant que vous êtes mon seul espoir
Je vous donne ma destinée je me tous vous donne je veux que votre symphonie Chantant dans tout que je suis en
haut de mes poumons je donne lui soutient
Donc je pose ma tête de retour en bas, et je soulève mes mains et prie pour être seulement le vôtre je prie
pour être seulement le vôtre je prie pour être seulement le vôtre je sais maintenant que vous êtes mon seul
espoir
I stopped singing as I heard a sound. I stood up and looked around. Nothing was there.
I was about to get going when someone clamped their hand over my house. By the calluses and the rough feeling, I knew it was a man. His breath was hot on my ear as he whispered, "Well look at what he have here. A sweet little wood nymph singing. What's the matter sweetheart?" The man gave a bitter laugh then spoke a little louder, "Eh, boys look at what I found!"
With my exceptionally good vision, I saw four other men come out of the woods. My eyes widened. I knew what was going to happen. I wasn't stupid. Actually, I was smarter than most people. I started to struggle in the rude man's hands. His grip only tightened.
I felt tears prick at my eyes. I wouldn't let this happen. I struggled harder and finally, an idea hit. I bit him. I bit his hand hard enough to draw out blood. It must have hurt because he immediately let go screaming. I fell to the grassy floor and ran.
"Don't let that bitch get away! Get her boys!"
My eyes adjusted to the darkness so I could run. The fear of getting caught pushed me to run faster. I ran faster than I ever thought possible. I was afraid. I was just a village girl. I didn't deserve this fate.
I didn't pay attention to where I was running and tripped over an uprooted part of a tree. I fell to the floor and hurt my thigh. They came running and pinned me down. The man from before, stood above me. "I was going to let you enjoy this, but now, I'm going to get fucking pay back bitch."
I tore the worn fabric of my dress and tears fell down my face.
"NO! Please someone! Help me!"
"No one gonna hear out way out he-." His voice hitched in his throat suddenly. On his lip, blood began to fall. The horrific man was thrown off me and into a tree because I heard a smack.
The men that had pinned me down ran away in fear. I closed my eyes awaiting my death that would come. When it didn't come and instead I felt soft fabric fall on me, I opened my eyes, and gasped.
Before me stood the most gorgeous man I had even seen. His black bangs hung on the side of his face and his dark eyes bore into my gold ones. I slowly sat up and looked down at myself. The dress was torn down to my navel and was practically unrepairable.
The soft fabric that had fallen on me earlier was actually a long sleeved shirt that was would probably reach my knees. I slipped on the shirt and realized that it belonged to my savior. I looked up only to see him walking away.
"Wait please!" He did not stop.
I ran towards him and grabbed his arm. He suddenly stopped and stared at me. I gripped his hand and asked, "Please, may I know the name of the man who saved me?"
He did not answer, but tried to remove my hand. His hands were calloused and warm. I refused to let go. I frowned when he glared at me.
"Please, I only ask for you name."
His hand released my wrist and then for the first time, he spoke.
"If I tell you, will you let me go?"
I gave a small nod. He looked me straight in the eye and said, "Uchiha. Uchiha Sasuke."
Then with a bright smile I said, "My name is Takiko and thank you for saving me."
I released his hand and continued, "As thank you…"
I closed my eyes and stood on my tip toes and leaned towards him. My lips slightly brushed against his. I stood back down and bowed to him and whispered a last thank you, and then turned and ran home in fear of getting into trouble.
Heaven
Profile:
Name: Ciel
Age: 16
Eye color: Icy blue
Hair color: silver
Abilities: Can talk to the spirits of the elements (I'll explain this later)
PREVIEW OF CHAPTER ONE
Kiss my hand
Hold my heart
Falling into you
Drip…
Drip…
Drip…
Squeak…
"Ciel…"
"Ciel?"
Two women…
"Yes, that is her name."
A blonde haired woman with a fairly large bosom stood holding a bundle in her arms.
"A beautiful little thing she is. Do you suppose she's a human?"
A dark haired woman holding a pig stood before the blonde woman holding the child.
"No, she looks too beautiful and too unearthly."
"Then what do you suppose she is Tsunade-sama?" the dark haired woman asked.
"She is Ciel and we are now entrusted with her life."
"You do know that taking her in will cause us many problems?"
"Indeed it will Shizune, but I doubt my conscience will allow me to leave her," replied Tsunade.
"Indeed it would not. Ciel…exactly, what does that mean?"
"Heaven…"
7 years later…
"Sakura-nee-chan?"
A young girl ten year old girl with beautiful silver hair sat beside a pink haired girl only a few years older than her on a bed decorated with moons and stars.
"What is it Ciel-chan?" replied the older girl.
"Why do I hear strange things?" Ciel tilted her head to one side and looked at Sakura with curiosity in her eyes.
"That's because you're special Ciel-chan," came a voice from behind them. Ciel turned around to see a lovely girl about Sakura's age. Her platinum colored hair hung in a high ponytail, and her azure eyes shined with adoration for the little girl.
Ciel stood up and ran towards the older girl hugging her around the waist.
"Am I that special Ino-nee-chan?"
"Yes you are."
"TenTen-nee-chan, you're back!" Ciel exclaimed. She ran toward TenTen enveloping her in a small hug. TenTen smiled sweetly and picked the little girl up. Ciel squealed out in happiness.
"I love you TenTen-nee-chan, Ino-nee-chan, Sakura-nee-chan!"
There was a light cough from behind them and they all turned around to see a girl with purple short hair and moon white eyes.
"Ah, I love you too Hinata-nee-chan!" squealed a hyper active Ciel. Her smile spread as she was hugged by her big sisters.
Tsunade opened the door to the room and said, "Ciel-chan, could you please come here?"
Ciel hopped off after the older blonde woman that she had dubbed her mother.
9 years later…
KLANG! KLANG!
Ciel stood in the center of a training room blindfolded with a sword in her hand. Her senses heightened, and her ability to strike quickly made this training exercise easy. A kunai flew at her. Using her sword she raised it and struck to her left successfully blocking the kunai.
Now sixteen years old, Ciel had grown very much. Her long, beautiful, and unnatural silvery hair lay in a braid that reached her calf, and as she removed the blindfold she blinked her eyes. The once childish light blue eyes were now a striking ice blue and were more defined and intimidating. Her tan skin was smooth and probably felt like silk. She was beautiful, untamed, and still as childish and stubborn as ever.
Her older sister, TenTen had taken the liberty to train her in weapon;, Ino had trained her in the arts of dancing, make up designing, and the art of clothing; Sakura had taught Ciel to act. Her ability to lie was as good as ever. Sakura, Tsunade, and Shizune had all taught her about medicine and other medical things.
Ciel was different and yet she never cared. She had never left the safety of Tsunade's estate due to a lot of things. According to Tsunade, she was inhuman and considered a delicacy.
Ciel sat there huffing and puffing while TenTen picked up the kunai. All of a sudden the door was slammed open with a BOOM!
"Ciel, you need to leave here, now!"
Eh, hope you like the previews, please pick one that you would prefer and I'll update my other stories soon. Love you and thanks for reviewing if you do, and if you don't I don't like you.
Just kidding, I love you anyways. C:
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