Ingredients to Your Living Hell

Chapter Six: Death threats and drinking

So, as most of you remember, I was sobbing and screaming in the last chapter. Stupid Itachi.

Anyways, now I'm being carried by the silver haired dude, Kakashi, towards their village. The pink haired girl was Sakura and the black haired boy was Sasuke, Itachi's little brother.

Kakashi smelled like sandalwood. Sorry, just had to get that out.

I fell asleep on the way and when I woke up, I was in a hospital. How I knew it was a hospital? It was all white. Why I was here? I don't know, but what I do know is that if I don't consume a very large amount of alcohol right now then someone's going to die. I got up and found myself still dressed in Itachi's clothes. I walked around the hospital and found a nurse who kindly pointed me into the direction of the nearest exit and the nearest bar.

When I got to the bar, guess who I saw?

Flippy! (My official nickname for Kakashi) I walked over to him and yelled, "HI FLIPPY!" Why was I so hyper? I don't know that one either.

He turned around and so did the other people with him. A guy with a senbon in his mouth, a lady with wavy hair and red eyes, a dude with uber creepy eyebrows and a bowl cut, and a dude that was smoking. I glared at the smoker and stole his cigar right out of his mouth.

Before he could say anything I said menacingly, "If you dare put another cigar in your mouth around me, I'll make sure you either never have kids or you'll never be able to move again." I sent him the 'death glare' and then sat down next to Flippy. The bar tender and the rest of them looked at me. I smiled and asked, "What's the strongest thing you've got?"

The bar tender looked at me and asked, "Aren't you a little too young to be drinking?"

I glared at him and threatened, "If you don't get me my fucking drink right now, I swear you won't live to see another day."

The dude came back in 2 seconds with my drink which I downed in 3 seconds time. I grinned and said, "Another pleases!"

And so this went on and with each shot I had, the bar tender's eyes would widen. The people around me were chanting, "Go!" over and over. I was still at it after 20 shots.

I was about to down my 46th shot when a warm hand gripped mine and pulled the cup away from me. I frowned and turned to punch the person in the face when I promptly fell out of my chair. I waited for my back to hit the floor, but then I felt two warm arms around me. I blinked up at the black eyes that stared back at me. I lifted my hands up and squeezed the person's cheeks.

"Aww, look! You have chubby cheeks!"

The person picked me up and hoisted me over his shoulder. It was very uncomfortable, but…

I had a nice view of his ass. xD

Well, hopefully it was a guy. 0.0

I fell asleep eventually.

Else where

Itachi was fuming! It was comically funny, but then again anything that has to do with Itachi being out of character is.

He searched the whole Akatsuki hideout ten times over looking for that stupid girl. Poor Tachi-kun.

Kisame watched his partner tear up the whole hideout looking for his precious little pet. Itachi had grown quite attached to the girl. Something about a challenge; plus she was funny.

Kisame finally tried to get his partner's attention.

"Itachi, maybe she left the hideout?"

Itachi stopped and turned to Kisame.

"Let's go."

And with that, the two most feared Akatsuki members left to find the missing girl that had caught Itachi's attention and possible, chipped of a piece of that ice surrounding his heart.

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Haha, I see a fight coming. C: I especially dedicate this chapter to silverprincess0001. get better! C:

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