Ingredients to Your Living Hell

Chapter Seven: Excuse me! What did you say!

Okay so we left of where I was being carried away by a dude. It was Kakashi. I was unkindly thrown onto a bed where I slept for three lovely days, and like always, woke up with a banging headache.

"Oh my poor head…"

I sat up and looked around the room, 'Clean, neat, simple, desk, picture of team seven, Uchiha symbol thing, door, Sasuke standing in front of the doorlooking at me, windows, bathroom, closet, chairs…'

I turned back to Sasuke and grinned, "What's up my homie g dog skillet?"

He quirked a brow at me and I frowned. 'He looks just way too much like Itachi.'

Geez, I wonder what happened to him. I sat there staring at Sasuke and then my tummy interrupted our little moment of silence.

"Ehehe…opps?"

Sasuke sighed and said, "I made food."

I hopped of the bed and followed him to the kitchen where I ate everything…like seriously, everything.

He only stared with widening eyes.

I laughed it off and then asked him, "Hehe, so Sasuke, you wanna help me go shopping?"

I saw his face scrunch up at the idea and then he answered, "Hell no." I huffed and then used my ultimate secret weapon...

"I'll tell you where Itachi is..."

Yup, that got his attention. Oh yes indeed this was going to be a good day.

!Many many many hours later!

I was enjoying my ice cream and Sasuke was sitting there watching his melt...probably trying out his new evil hot glare that could even melt ice. Anyways, as many of you noticed, my language is less...vulgar. That's because of Flippy. Making me keep my language in check as long as I'm around Sasuke-chan.

Okay, i bought eight shirts, seven pairs of awesome new pants, and alot of make and accessories. I didn't even have to pay for any of it...blackmail...the world's best thing...

Finally after a while Sasuke-chan spoke up.

"How do you know nii-san?"

I looked at him and he frowned. "Well, umm, I really don't know him. I just became his object of interest when I fell into this world."

He looked at me questionablly. "Look kid, you're brother maybe a psycho bitchy fuckingass head, but he's okay."

Sasuke frown and looked at me. "What's your whole name?"

"Uzunahi Kyoko, why?"

Sasuke-chan's eyes widened and then he said, "You're my sister-in-law..."

I choked on air and then yelled, "EXCUSE ME! WHAT DID YOU SAY?"

Sasuke backed up a few steps and then I heard a smooth voice say, "You're my fiance."

I turned around and found Itachi, the asshole. I gapped like fish. I was so fucking speechless. I could not fucking believe it. So due to the shock, I promptly fainted and hit my head on the bench.

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xD okay, all done. dude, i know it's short,but i'm out of school now and so i'll try to update more:D i'll be updating "Hymns of Heaven" soon and "Returning" is near the end. Hope you guys are happy! ) i'll update soon. thanks to all you awesome reviews out there.