'Hello?'
'Hey Artemis its me, Holly'
'Oh, its you.'
'No 'Hi Holly! How are you?''
'Uh, hi Holly. How are you?'
'Whatever. Want to come play tennis with me?Its good for your arms.'
'Sure. Ill be right over'
The ninjas laughed at their stupidity. A genius and a fairy both forgot to screen their call. They'll see who the winners are this time.
Holly and Artemis met at the public tennis courts and started playing right away, if you could call it 'playing'. Artemis didn't know the slightest thing about tennis so, as always, Holly was whooping his ass. Artemis didn't know what hit him.
When they were done, they packed up their racquet's and balls and started to leave. Then they heard a familiar noise. 'WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!' It was the sound of approaching ninjas. And here they come. Except these weren't just any ninjas. They were vampire ninjas. Arty and Holly fought their way to the car and drove away, leaving the vampire ninjas cursing in their wake. We'll get you next time, they thought, you just wait.
'How did they know we were at the courts' Holly wondered.
Artemis said, 'It was probably just one big coincidence.'
They both doubted his answer.