Ingredients to Your Living Hell

Chapter Eight: Please fuckin' explain pt.1

I watched as Kyoko – neechan fell to the ground and hit her head on the bench. I found it odd that her first reaction was to yell at me, but putting that aside I turned to my niisan and glared at him. I reached for a kunai, but he interrupted me.

"I am not here to fight Sasuke. Only to take back what belongs to me."

I was about the retort, but Kakashi – sensei appeared out of nowhere and threw shuriken at Itachi. "Sasuke, get Kyoko out of here! Take her to the Hokage's office!" I hauled her up only to find she was extremely light considering her age and height.

I eyed niisan before flitting off to the Hokage's office.

When I arrived, Izumo and Kotetsu were there. "I need to see the Hokage…now." After eyeing Kyoko – neechan, they took me to the Hokage's office.

Once there, the old man looked up from his work and spoke to Izumo and Kotetsu, "Send Asuma and Kurenai to help Kakashi."

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Kyoko's POV

Aiya...what's with always waking up with a fucking headache...bullshit man.

I shifted and heard noises. I opened my eyes and felt as if they were beingpulled down by fucking 10 lbs. weights!

"She's Uzunahi Kyoko..." ehh, that's Sasuke's voice...

"So she is Uchiha Itachi's missing fiance..." ehh and that's some old dude talking...

HOLY SHIT! WHAT NIKKA! I forced my eyes open and jumped up only to fall over and hit my head...again.

"Fucking shit nikka..." I groaned as I sat up. I could feel the bruise on my head as everything came rushing back before I blacked out.

"You're my fiance..."

"AHHH! NOOOO!" I screamed out of no where. I launched myself at Sasuke and shook him by the shoulders while yelling, "NOOO! FUCKING GOD NOO! I CAN'T BE ITACHI'S FUCKING FIANCE! THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT! NOOO! FUCK THAT FUCKING FUCKER!" and then I broke down crying.

My world was fucking shattering thanks to that bitch ass bastard...

"You say it as if it's a bad thing Kyoko..."

My eyes flew up to see the one and the only bastard...

Uchiha Itachi.

"ARG! I'M GONNA FUCKING BARBEQUE YOUR GAY ASS YOU BITCH!" I ran towards him only to be stopped as Kakashi grabbed on the collar of my shirt.

"Ack!" I heard that bastard Kakashi chuckle as the Hokage sighed and said, "Kyoko, would you please settle down?"

I glared at the Hokage and then said, "Well can somebody please fuckin' explain to me how in the hell I got fuckin' engaged to this asshole please!" I huffed as Kakashi gave me a cheeky smile. Oddly I felt Itachi glared at Kakashi.

I all of a sudden felt really light headed...well we all know where this is going don't we?

Well this was going to be a load of fucking bullshit bitch ass fuckin' fun...don't you think so?

Then I passed out...fuckin' again...

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flashback

A7 year oldKyoko sat on the bench in the gardens of the Uchiha mansions.

"Kyoko-neechan!" yelled a 4 year old Sasuke. Kyoko looked up and grinned, "Sasuke-chan!"

Kyoko stood up and ran towards Sasuke as they embraced each other in a cute hug. (aww! )

"Ne, neechan? Are you and niisan really gonna get married?" Sasuke made a weird face as if to say 'I don't want you too...'

Kyoko gave off a cute little laugh and then said, "Mhmm, we're gonna get married when I turn 18, but Sasuke-chan, why don't you want me to get married to Itachi-kun?"

"Because neechan! If you marry niisan, then that means you won'tplay with meanymore!" Sasuke whined out and started to tear.

Kyoko smiled at him and then said, "Aww, Sasuke-chan, I'll always be here for you." She smiled and pulled the little boy into her lap as they sat on the ground of the Uchiha mansion.

Then suddenly a bright light consumed the garden as Sasuke held on to his neechan tightly as if he was afraid to lose her. (which he was)

When the light seemed to have disappeared, Sasuke laid on the ground of the Uchiha mansion all alone with Kyoko no where in sight.

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well just to tell you, there is no big bad guy, but there is a reason why she went "POOF!" that was just a part of Kyoko's dreams. loll, well it's not as funny as the other chapters i've written, but there will be some explinations to this whole Kyoko mystery! tune in next time nikkas!

i'm going to go update mercenary's life now!