I'm so very sorry for keeping you guys waiting! I'm so horrible::hits self on head: im so horrible! And I'm so sorry, the last chapter had lots of people confused, as the separation lines didn't work, im so sorry about that! Any way, enough of this, you've waited long enough for the next chapter...so here it is!

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Chapter six

A few days after the banquet, Zhou Yu moved around the camp with a first class scowl on his face. Soldiers scattered out of the way as the enraged officer as fast as they could for fear of being sliced in half. It was easy to see WHY Zhou Yu was enraged, glaringly obvious in fact. Maybe it was his hair, yes, it must be because his hair was, in fact, six or seven inches shorter. He flung the tent flap to Sun Ce's tent open in a fit of rage. "CE!"

The young lord jumped, "y-yes Yu?" Ce stared at the enraged strategist with fearful eyes as Zhou Yu advanced until he was nose to nose with the little conqueror.

"You cut my hair didn't you?" Zhou Yu whispered in a hushed yet icy cold voice. Sun Ce shook his head from side to side violently.

"Never! I like it when your hair is long!" mentally he thought to himself. 'So I can yank it...' He shrunk back as Zhou Yu's eyes became dialated with anger.

"Then who did?" The voice made Sun Ce flinch away as though burned.

"I don't know...maybe Ling Tong?" Zhou Yu simply glared. Sun Ce shrugged.

"He's been pulling pranks on everyone lately, just two days ago he took all of Lu Xun's undergarments and did something with them, who knows what..."

Zhou Yu sighed, the tension slipping away and backed up to sit on Ce's bed. "Sorry Ce...its just all the stuff that has been going on lately...its giving me an even shorter fuse than usual.

"You can say that again..." Se whimpered, cross-legged on the floor. He stared at Zhou Yu's outfit, noticing it for the first time. "Yu...what are you wearing?" His friend's attire for the day consisted of a red skin tight shirt, and red and pink shorts with flowers on them. "Wait...Did Shang Xiang lend it to you?"

"Yes," Zhou Yu said flatly, running a hand through his now short hair.

"Oh, okay," Sun Ce managed to squeak out, looking at the floor of his bed. For a long moment all was silent in the room, until there was a rumbling noise from Sun Ce's stomach. The eldest son of Sun Jian laughed. "I guess it's time for breakfast..."

Zhang He caressed the silky black locks lovingly, the sheared ends poking at him slightly. "Oh, beautiful flower! How I long for you!" he cried, taking out an undergarment that he had stolen from another beautiful girl from Wu the other night. "How I long to caress their sweet flesh! Kiss their rosy lips, feel their beautiful breath upon my face!" He sighed unhappily, "If I don't get one of those girls, I am going to go insane!" Zhang He sighed again, pouting sadly. "If only one of them was bathing now!" He suddenly heard the rippling of water beneath him where he sat in a tree, overlooking the Wu camp's bathing area.

He looked, and to his surprise and delight he saw the young girl whom he stole the underwear from undressed and wading into the water, unknowingly showing off her beautiful body to him. Zhang He's eyes simply gleamed with anticipation, and all the other things he had lifted fell from his hands with a soft 'swish.' Zhang He's body followed lightly after, landing on the ground with a soft thud. He would have this beautiful girl, and he would love her, and cherish her, and do all those pleasing sensations that no one in Wu could ever accomplish for her in Wu. He would make her his beauty. His little joy, is treasure.

Zhang He had turned obsessive, like he always does when face to face with beautiful things. He watched her with his golden eyes as she washed her short hair, apparently deep in thought. That was fine with him, he liked the dreamy look she had on her face, it made his heart flutter pleasantly.

She stood up...now was his chance! Swiftly, like a bird, he flew from the bushes and grasped her, one hand covering her mouth the other securely around her slim chest. She screamed inside his hand, wriggling in his grasp, but to know avail. He would not let go of the precious beauty now.

Lu Xun screamed inside the hand writhing around in the man's grasp uselessly. "Shush beauty, soon we will be someplace much more comfortable." Zhang He, Lu Xun recognized that voice anywhere, cooed, caressing his waist as they ran towards the Wei camp.

The young strategists blood ran cold and he gasped, feeling a hand on his breast. He shrieked then, only for it to be muffled by the hand in front of his mouth. "Don't worry my dear, I'll take good care of you."

They entered the Wei camp fifteen minutes later, Lu Xun getting stares the whole way to Zhang He's tent. Ashamed of his nakedness, Lu Xun tried to hide it as best he could. Zhang He tossed the boy heedlessly on his fluffy bed, and took out a chain. One end the shackled to the bed post, and the other he shackled to Lu Xun's foot. "No trying to run now," Zhang He grinned in a perverted way, and left the tent suddenly.

Lu Xun stared after him for a moment before his thought's finally caught up with him. "Oh my god! I have to get out of here!" Lu Xun cried, moving forward to try and take the chain off. Then he remembered he was naked. "I can't wander around the countryside unclothed!" The young strategist shivered, and very suddenly, tears bust from his eyes. "Why is all this happening!" He asked no one, It just isn't air!" He cried, big watery tears fell down his eyes as he sat, huddled on a big, strange fluffy bed cut off from his friends. Who knows what was going to happen to him now! He viciously wiped the tears away, sniffing. He had to be optimistic! It didn't matter if whatever had turned him into a girl was starting to make him act more and more girly as time went on. Maybe he could get a lead on the suspect and get the antidote while he was here...but first...

He had to do with Zhang He.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know it's short...but I'm tired, and I wanted to leave it here...I think it's a good place...and sorry, I can't respond to your reviews any more...because I heard somewhere just recently, that it wasn't allowed to respond the way I had been...I'm so sorry! Please forgive me! And Thank-you all so very much for reviewing! It makes me so happy! Thank-you, Thank-you::bows: Please review and tell me what you think...and tell me what pairings you want...please! I'll even bend for slight yaoi, although the pairings are going to be cannon mainly, I'll add a some things for anyone who wants the yaoi, if you want. Just please, tell me pairings...And I NEED IDEAS! I'm desperate here::whimpers: