Disclaimer: I'll say this once...I do NOT own Naruto or any of the characters...so far, just the plot. I'll update once a week...
This is the truth of what happened after Naruto's encounter with Sasuke in Chapter 226. Naruto went charging at Sasuke with the rasengan and Sasuke charges with the chidori. Poof! Sasuke counters with the ultimate move, Kawarimi! Somehow a log replaced the location of Uchiha Sasuke and Naruto punched a log. Such pain and stupidity really baffled Naruto. He got so pissed he rasenganed the whole mountain down with his kage bunshin Narutos but by that time, Sasuke already reached Orochimaru.
"Excellent!" gasped Orochimaru.
"It's about time he arrived," sputtered Kabuto.
"Shut your bleeping beep hole (you can choose what fits there best yourself)!" shouted Orochimaru. "Hold still Uchiha, this will be quick..."
Surprisingly, Sasuke is a stupid ignorant imbecile who can't tell his foot from the sharingan but no matter, he is a slave to Orochimaru when a hero that can't do anything appears...
Iruka! The chuunin who was stupid enough to be showered with kunais instead of countering with kawarimi (Volume I); Iruka, the dude who got his nose cut from who knows where (probably a kitchen knife); and lastly, the idiot who treats Naruto, the biggest idiot to miso-ramen?! Well anyway, he acts all tough and stuff, ready to punch off Orochimaru's head and all.
"Prepare to die Orochimaru! I'm taking Sasuke back!" hollered Iruka.
Kabuto suddenly appears and then leaps in front of Orochimaru, protecting him. Then, Kabuto does summoning no jutsu and a giant snake appears, ready to eat Iruka alive when Neji appears (don't ask me how he recovered) and does kawarimi no jutsu at the last second so Kabuto gets swallowed instead.
"He's good..." thought Kabuto struggling through the innards of the snake.
Kabuto then eats a solder pill and blasts himself out of the snake using kage bunshin no jutsu.
"Orochimaru, master! We can't stand up to a genin AND a chunnin. Let's retreat! Think about it; I'm a genin and White-eyed is a genin. That means that you are on the same level of that chuunin 'cause you can't use your arms!"
"For now then," answered Orochimaru and they both go POOF!
Though Orochimaru was puzzled by that Iruka being on the same level of he, Orochimaru, sennin, he was such a prick head that he had forgotten about taking Uchiha Sasuke with. Suddenly, Naruto appears to save the day but it already has, by Iruka and Neji (more like only Neji).
That's the truth behind it, yet Orochimaru didn't come back for a while. Itachi comes instead with not one but 7 of the mist missing-nins. 8 S-class ninjas come to Konohagakure village, obviously looking for bloodshed and maybe for Naruto. Happening by chance, Itachi saw the noodle bar Naruto happened to like (I forgot the name of the noodle bar). He ordered a miso-ramen and the others ordered plain-ramen. This happened when Naruto swung by the shop to order some miso-ramen when the clerk said the noodles for MISO-RAMEN AND PLAIN-RAMEN were OUT!!! Naruto got really pissed and stomped out of the noodle shop when Sasuke happened to pass by.
"What's wrong with you, dunce?" spoke Sasuke not really caring to know the answer.
"Those weirdoes stole MY RAMEN!!!" shouted Naruto pointing at Itachi and his crew of mist dudes.
Itachi heard that and he appeared behind Naruto at Kakashi-level sneakiness with a kunai near his (Naruto) neck. Sasuke jumps in the sky, doing the triple windmill sharingan following up with some housenka (mythical fire flower) when the jutsu so happened to incinerate Itachi's beautiful flower coat. Now he was exposed. Everyone knew he was Itachi and he was pissed beyond pissed like pissed times two (he liked that flower coat).
"You'll pay for burning my coolio coat you fool! It was a one-of-a-kind special and last one in stock which was worth more than you're worth and anything you could ever imagine of!" screamed Itachi. "It actually is worth 30 bucks I think," thought Itachi.
He jumped in the air, did the chidori in one hand and rasengan in the other (bet you didn't know Itachi could do rasengan). He combined the jutsus and created a new move which will be known as the chisenrigan and charged toward Sasuke. Sasuke dodged Itachi's attack and Itachi wound up blowing up the noodle bar instead.
"NOOOOOOOO!!! The RAMEN!!!" screamed Itachi and Naruto in unison. "The poor miso-ramen!!!"
Little did Itachi know that he killed all SEVEN MISSING NINJAS in the noodle bar and NO ONE ELSE!!! Itachi stared at Sasuke with all his hatred (if he even has any) and prepared the chisenrigan to screw Sasuke over but there was one problem. Sasuke was running away so Itachi was chasing after him.
"Come back here!" shouted Itachi. "You're going to pay for my ramen bowl either with cash or your life!"
"I'll pay with cash then," stated Sasuke coolly handing Itachi some money with was precisely the cost of the ramen bowl.
"Oh thanks. Wait... you're going to pay with your life!" screamed Itachi.
Sasuke jumped in the air and threw a shuriken at Itachi but Itachi disintegrated the ninja star with the chisenrigan. Itachi jumped (Uchihas like to jump) and rushed for Sasuke but Sasuke dodged him... again. This time, the chisenrigan blows up the entire Hokage Mountain (the on with the faces of the Hokages on it).
"Man, you're just like a Naruto, brother," spoke Sasuke very disappointedly. "And you eat ramen?! I thought you liked ice cream!"
"Shut up! That is important!" responded Itachi all too quickly.
"I find it very awkward to know my cough brother is just like Naruto and acts the way he does to ramen," announced Sasuke shaking his head in disapproval. "And I thought a killer like you doesn't have feelings, especially when it comes to minor things, like RAMEN."
"Shut up cough cough brother. I have no intention of killing you, even though I do." coughed Itachi.
Sasuke coughed and he disappeared. Itachi was happy that Sasuke was gone. He leaves Konohagakure village in search for another place to buy another flower coat and another noodle bar. Now walking down the road, he happily skips into the moonlight even though it's sunny.
Today is a special day for the Uchihas, or Uchiha because the rest are dead with the exception of Itachi, are having a "party" for repelling both Orochimaru (even though Neji did that) and Itachi. Sasuke goes downtown to buy some "party goods" but happens to come by a candy store. Sasuke peers inside the store to see if they had any Uchiha & M's. Of course, that's gotta be one of the best one chocolate best candies out. He happened to pass by Neji, who was buying some Hyuuga savers, which are some of the best hard candies.
"Hey," calls Neji. "You stole my credit for repelling Orochimaru."
"Yeah. So what?" asks Sasuke.
"No, nothing. I heard you're having a party".
"No, I'm not. What's your point anyhow?" questioned Sasuke.
"Just wondering..."
Sasuke walks toward his house while munching on some Uchiha & M's when he remembered something... he forgot to buy his favorite cereal, Uchiha puffs. He goes to the supermarket when he sees...
Chouji! He was obviously looking for a bag of chips when he happened to see Sasuke.
"Hi," stated Chouji.
No response.
"I heard you are having a party today from Neji."
No response
"Is something wrong?" asked Chouji.
"Heh... I was wondering what you know about me. Instead of concentrating on me, think about yourself. I think that all you is... how to become FAT!" sniggered Sasuke as he ran away.
"I'm not fat damn it just a bit CHUBBY!!" screamed Chouji with his eyes turning into fireballs but, by that time Sasuke was nowhere to be seen.
Sasuke now was walking in a residential area when he happened to stop in front of a house to rest.
"Surprise!" shouted the genins (Lee, Naruto, Neji (don't ask me why he came), Chouji, Tenten, Hinata, Kiba, etc but Sasuke wasn't surprised at all. "Did we surprise you?"
"No, and urr uhh this isn't exactly my house. I stopped to rest you idiots," replied Sasuke not losing his stoic expression.
"It isn't? Oops, our bad. We so totally thought this was your house," replied the genin gang in unison. "But whose house is it?"
Sasuke slapped his forehead at their stupidity.
"Can't a man stare at clouds in peace?" sputtered Shikamaru obnoxiously. "Trying to get some peaceful cloud-staring done, okay!"
"Let's have a party anyways!" shouted the genin gang.
"Uhhhhh, this STILL isn't my house," muttered Sasuke.
That day, the Uchiha didn't have a part. Oh well, there's always tomorrow.