One day, Gaara of the Sand rushed in Konohagakure village to request for help. Apparently, his problem revolves around his village being attacked by... Orochimaru?! Orochimaru arms were magically cured of Hokage-sama's sealing curse with the help of his apprentice/sidekick, Kabuto. Anyways, Gaara asks for help.

Please assist our village by sending some ninjas to our village. Our village is urr...currently being terrorized," stated Gaara.

Tsunade sent only one genin namely the loudmouth idiot who come in at the wrong times, Uzumaki Naruto.

"You gotta be kidding," muttered Gaara slapping his forehead.

Naruto comes in.

"Let's go!" exclaimed Naruto excitedly as he punched the air. "This should be easy!"

No response.

"What's your problem?" questioned Naruto looking at Gaara.

"Maybe we might beat him if we combine our demon powers..." thought Gaara.

By the time Naruto and Gaara arrive at the village, it was already destroyed.

"Man, this sucks! Oh well, might as well go back...

Out of the blue explodes out Orochimaru. Naruto immediately starts things off with the rasengan and Gaara with sand coffin. Orochimaru uses the Summoning: Worldly Resurrection to block their attacks. This time, the first three Hokages come out instead of the first two.

"This looks bad, very bad," stated Gaara obviously.

"Yeah right. I could beat these three geezers in my sleep!" announced Naruto.

Naruto did kage bunshin and each shadow clone did rasengan on each Hokage (which meant that each Hokage got "rasengan"ed like about 333 times). They all exploded, obviously.

"This looks bad, very bad," muttered Kabuto.

"Not this time, I have a secret weapon!" laughed Orochimaru.

He tears off his face and surprisingly the face belongs to...

Itachi! Orochimaru somehow gotten hold of his body. Anyways, Naruto charged with his shadow clones and did the rasengan but "poof", he disappeared and in his place was a block of stone, which disintegrated almost immdietely. Orochimaru chuckles and laughs at Naruto because he didn't know he did a simple jutsu, kawarimi because Naruto was searching around. Orochimaru then uses the Mangekyou sharingan's tsukiyomi (72 hour katana) to simultaneously "stab" knives through Naruto for not 72 hours but for 72 hours and ONE second. That's better than Itachi's Mangekyou sharingan which only stabs for 72 hours. Well that one second made a difference, for that last knife knocked him out. Gaara was now up against a genin (or super-genin) and Itachi did sand coffin towards Itachi-Orochimaru but he was gone.

"This is bad, very bad..." thought Gaara. The only why I stand a chance is my demon form!"

Gaara then knew the only chance of survival is reverting into the demon form. Next thing Orochimaru saw was a giant badger (is it a badger?) demon, the one Naruto fought. Orochimaru sighed and then used the tsukiyomi to stab the badger three days (and a second) and the demon fell (Gaara was knocked out).

"How pathetic! The demon was weaker that Naruto!" thought Kabuto.

"That may be true..." responded Orochimaru rubbing his chin.

"How did you know what I was thinking?!" announced Kabuto in surprise.

"The sharingan is special, remember that well..." replied Orochimaru.

"Anyways, I thought you had to destroy Konohagakure village, right?" reminded Kabuto.

"Yes, I will destroy Konoha...another time," announced Orochimaru.

With that, Kabuto throws one of those smoke bomb thingies and disappears while Orochimaru sinks into the ground but there is a slight problem. Orochimaru got stuck in the ground!

"Crap! I got stuck in the ground! Oh well this happens all the time," thought Orochimaru. "I just hope nobody sees..."

He sinks a little bit deeper...

"Shit!" thought Orochimaru trying to pry himself out of the ground. "I'm walking home!"

And that's why you don't see Orochimaru doing that sinking thing anymore. Nowadays, he ALWAYS gets stuck in the ground and in trees, just like now.

"Crap! I knew I should have walked!"

Back at the "village" and Naruto staggers up and states the obvious, very loud as well.

"Orochimaru disappeared! Can you believe IT!!

"You're too high strung for my blood," muttered Gaara.

"Huh, What was that?" asked Naruto.

No response.

"Hey! I talking to you!" shouted Naruto.

"Shut your BLEEPING BLEEP BLEEP!!!" shouted Gaara as sand starts to fly around him.

No response.

"That's better," announced Gaara.

They made their way back to Konohagakure village to admit their failure.

"Oh well, he had to destroy it sooner or later. I guess it was "sooner" that you expected, get it?" laughed Tsunade.

"That wasn't that funny you know," replied Naruto.

No response from Gaara.

"Sorry about "snigger" that," sniggered Tsunade," and sorry for your "snigger" village even though I'm not even sorry one bit."

Gaara then departs, shaking his head at Tsunade's evilness and stupidity.