Now the chuunin exams are coming up and the genins all plan to take it. Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Ino, Chouji, Neji, Lee, TenTen, Kiba, Hinata and Shino all make it to the finals. Who's the last? It's someone you may be familiar with...Konohamaru. This little kid beat up chuunins and stuff; he's BUFF and strong. He even beat Itachi's record of graduating at the top at age 6 (making this up he's actually older). He's now 7 years old, aiming to become a chuunin. Pretty crazy for a little guy!
"Okay!" announced the referee. "This is how the tornament works. #1 and #2 fight. #3 and #4 fight. #5 and#6 fight and so forth. After two rounds, there will be 3 contestants left. That's the hard part in which we will have a match that measure the contestants' speed, accuracy, and power. Enough said, let the chuunin exams begin! Or I mean urrrrr continue. Now draw your number," announced the referee as he held out a box.
Uzumaki Naruto got #1. Akimichi Chouji got #2. Aburame Shino got #3. Yamanaka Ino got #4. Okay this is getting boring, here's what's happening Naruto vs. Chouji. Shino vs. Ino. Neji vs. Sasuke. Kiba vs. Tenten. Rock Lee vs. Hinata. Sakura vs. Konohamaru.
"You ready Chouji the Fatboy?" inquired Naruto in a mocking tone.
"GRRRRRR," "grrrrrr"ed Chouji as his eyes turned into fireballs.
"Let the match begin!" announced the referee.
Like always, Naruto begins the fight with kage bunshin no jutsu. He blindly charges at Chouji when Chouji counters with Multi-size no jutsu followed up with spiked meat tank. He rolls over all the shadow clones but by that time the real Naruto was in the sky. He does rasengan but he releases it immediately the ball to create a miniature typhoon in which causes Chouji a spiral shaped injury.
"I give up!" announced Chouji.
"Wha?" asked Naruto stopping his attack.
"You give up?" asked the referee.
The referee and the jury exchange glances. They both nod.
"We have officially decided that Chouji is a chuunin!" announced the referee.
"Wha?! What the hell?!" said Naruto. "You're a chuunin?!"
"He's knows when to stop and he doesn't fight pointless battles. That's why HE's a chuunin and YOU are not," announced the jury.
"BS! Everyone knew fat people suck!" muttered Naruto to himself but it was so loud that it was more like a whine.
"Shino and Ino, prepare to fight!" announced the referee.
Shino immediately raised a horde of chakra-eating bugs to attack Ino where as Ino couldn't do anything. She lost, obviously. Shino then walks away, like when Kiba thinks he's (Shino) is acting like the leader.
"That fight was sooooooo lame!" sniggered Sakura.
"Shuddup Gigantic Forehead!" screamed Ino.
Their eyes became fireballs and they walked in opposite directions. Now, a highly anticipated match has begun! Hyuuga Neji against Uchiha Sasuke.
"Neji and Sasuke, fight!" announced the referee.
Neji immediately does the byakugan while Sasuke activates his sharingan. Sasuke then follows up with mythical fire flower no jutsu when Neji counters with Kaiten, the heavenly spin, which knocks the fire aside.
"You stink both ways," admitted Neji. "Take a bath for Pete's sake!"
"Then let's see some of that "skill" of yours," countered Sasuke, "and I do not stink, Neji that is, as bad as you."
"They're evenly matched when it comes to foul word," announced Kakashi as he slapped his forehead.
"So you're here, eh Kakashi. Let's see who's stronger, your Sasuke or my Neji." stated Gai.
"Huh? You say something?" asked Kakashi, "'cause didn't hear you."
"Damn," thought Gai. "Your slowness is sooooooo cool sometimes!"
Neji then showed Sasuke with his "skill" by doing some Lee-fast running following up with some Hakkeshou Rokujuu Yonshou (Hand of Eight Divinations 64 hands of Hakke).
"Two hands! Four hands! Eight hands! Sixteen hands! Thirty-two hands! Sixty-four hands! Ha, your chakra is sealed!" announced the Neji.
"What are you smoking!" laughed Sasuke. "Curse seal level 2!"
And for some very odd reason, no one stopped Sasuke for going crazy and Sasuke became a demon thingy. As for Neji, he cowers back slowly while Sasuke becomes more and more dark.
"How can all the chakra points reopen?! It's just like when I fought Naruto! Also, why does this ONLY happened to me?!" thought Neji. "At this rate, I'll be doomed! This dark chakra gives me the heebee jeebees..."
Sasuke charges his hand for the chidori. Neji runs toward Sasuke now with new strength after taken a breather and then runs toward Sasuke with God-like speed (I guess Lee's speed isn't so unusual after all). Neji appears to start spinning rapidly while doing the Kaiten. This is one of Neji's newer jutsus, the Kaiten tornado no jutsu. Neji forms a chakra tornado and rams into Sasuke, who gets cut, bruised, and scratched all over in the tornado. One minute later, Sasuke was in the air. 2 minutes later Sasuke was still in the air. After awhile Neji stopped spinning and Sasuke falls to the ground, bloody all over and his clothes raggy-looking... and yet he gets up though this did cause him to lose his demon form.
"Ha ha, your so pathetic, I should finish you," laughs Neji getting into the jyuken stance to permanently seal Sasuke's tenketsus.
"You fool... it's all over," laughs Sasuke.
"You moron," stated Neji. "You don't have anything left..."
Neji then looked at Sasuke's hand. There was the chidori light emanating from Sasuke's right hand!
"This is bad, very bad," muttered Neji.
Sasuke charged at Neji putting most of his chakra into his chidori attack. Neji did the same except he put most of his chakra into his Kaiten defense.
"Super Chidori!!!" screamed Sasuke.
"Super Kaiten...Tornado!!" screamed Neji...but Neji doesn't scream now does he.
There was an explosion and the arena floor, which was dirt, flew everywhere. Dirt even flew high enough to taint Hinata's shirt. Neji was all thinking "yeah!" but that didn't really happen. The smoke and dust was still everywhere and out of the smoke and dust pops out...