Sorry guys! I couldn't update this story because I was kinda busy so...hopefully I can update again this month! And sorry if I insult your favorite characters!

There was an explosion and the arena floor, which was dirt, flew everywhere. Dirt even flew high enough to taint Hinata's shirt. Neji was all thinking "yeah!" but that didn't really happen. The smoke and dust was still everywhere and out of the smoke and dust pops out...

No one! Both Neji and Sasuke were down on the ground. It was a double knockout or even possibly kill considering the circumstances. They both were put on stretchers and carried out of the arena. Both Kakashi and Gai were flabbergasted. No one won so no one could brag.

"I guess this makes us even," admitted Gai.

"We're having a competition?" questioned Kakashi.

"Damn he's slow," thought Gai as he slapped his forehead.

"Kiba and Tenten, be ready to fight!" announced the referee.

"This should be easy. It's a girl we're up against sniggered Kiba to Akamaru.

"I should have you down in no time, being the great ninja I am and my superb accuracy!" flaunted Tenten.

Tenten started the fight by throwing various ninja tools (shuriken, kunai, etc.) at Kiba. She followed up with shuriken kage bunshin and kunai kage bunshin no justu. All the ninja tools multiplied and surrounded Kiba.

"This looks bad, very bad," thought Kiba. "I'm surrounded by thousands of shuriken and kunai! But I might escape with this jutsu..."

Kiba does the Soutourou no jutsu and he fuses with Akamaru to create a two-headed wolf. He (they) then follows up with Garouga no jutsu (Double wolf fang), which blasts all the ninja tools away.

"You're finished!" barked Kiba.

"You should at least give me a chance because I'm a lady!" whined Tenten.

"Sure! Now go to hell!" howled Kiba.

Kiba and Akamaru end the match with Garouga no jutsu and Tenten was blasted into a wall, which made a dent. Kiba laughs evil as he splits bodies with Akamaru and he walks away. Tenten was put on a stretcher and carried out of the arena.

"That fight was pretty lame and one-sided," sighed Naruto.

"I guess youth power lost," sighed Lee and Gai at the same time. "I'm up next," stated Lee.

"Give it your all!" shouted Gai. "Or maybe you shouldn't considering you broke half you bones," said Gai rubbing his chin.

"Lee and Hinata, fight," stated the referee very bored from Kiba's match.

"Go Hinata!" shouted Naruto. Then, Naruto thought, "Wait...shouldn't I cheer for Thickbrows? I don't know anymore." Naruto then shouted out in confusion, "Go Hinata and Thickbrows! Do your best!

Lee started first with good speed and started off with the kick, Leaf spinning wind. Hinata blocked his kick and inadvertently poked Lee's leg, which happened to be a chakra hole. Lee held his right leg in pain.

"That's harsh!" shouted Lee jumping around on one foot.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to do that," stated Hinata shyly but truthfully. "Sorry if this technique hurts as well."

Hinata gets into the form before doing the 64 Hands of Hakke.

"Gentle fist style, Hands of Hakke," stated Hinata.

"She didn't have this move before; maybe she'll win," thought Naruto.

Unfortunately, Lee was still holding his foot when Hinata made her move. She poked Lee like no tomorrow. In fact, she poked him for 2 days and 2 nights. Lee was bloody all over. He felt so much pain that it numbed him; if something hit him, he probably wouldn't fell it. Lee slowly rose up and a "flick" came from his fingers. Suddenly, he disappears and leaf spinning winds Hinata's head. The blow made full impact but a pain suddenly surged through his leg and immobilizes his right foot.

What's happing! I can't move my foot!" panicked Lee.

Hinata recovered herself and explained, "That's because my defense, called the impact counter! I sent huge amounts of chakra through your leg when your foot hit me and this is the result. Now please, don't make me finish you. Give up."

"Must continue," coughed Lee

"You can't continue, referee! Stop him!" shouted Hinata.

Apparently, he was asleep because of Hinata's poking, which did take two days.

Huh, what's happening?" yawned the referee.

Everyone slaps his or her forehead.

"Whoa, Lee's down! Hinata's the winner! You are now a chuunin," announced the referee.

"In that case, I forfeit. Please let Lee continue in the exam," stated Hinata.

Obviously, Lee was not in the position to fight a match anytime soon. He was carried out in a stretcher like the rest.

"Look at your genius of HARDWORK now. I guess he didn't work HARD enough you know, Gai," laughed Kakashi.

"All my students were knocked out and seriously injured. I might have some parent trouble," thought Gai as he left the arena.

"Honored-Grandson and Sakura, prepare to fight," yawned the referee.

"It's that twerp Naruto was with!" realized Sakura.

"It's that crazy bitch that pounded bro and I!" realized Konohamaru as well.

Sakura started the match with bunshin no jutsu following up by throwing kunai. Konohamaru counters with...Kaiten! He spun in a circle really quickly, deflecting the kunai. He picks the 4 kunai up and jumps in the air. He spins incredibly fast and throws them one north, south, east, and west of himself. He then does kunai kage bunshin which then creates a sphere wall of kunai surrounding Konohamaru that's going outwards performing all of these actions in an instant. This is one of Konohamaru's many special jutsus, the spiked sphere no jutsu.

"How can you possibly dodge this jutsu?" thought Sakura. "It comes from all directions! I'm so freakin' screwed."

Sakura got spiked by so many kunai she was black (except for the face because Konohamaru spared her life).

"Hey kid! Be gentler will ya!" shouted Naruto.

"Heh! I went easy on her you know bro!" sniggered Konohamaru.

"Finally, the first round has been concluded," announced the referee. "Now there will be an one day break to the second round. In that time rest, prepare, do whatever you want to do. You guys are free to leave."