-1Kakashi's Date
Kakashi had a date tonight. He had no idea who it was with, which would make it a blind date. But, since Kakashi only uses one eye, this would make it a semi-blind date. After all, he could semi-see whoever he was going out with.
The copy-nin sighed as he tugged a nice black jacked over his white shirt that he borrowed from magically enhanced time skip 15 year old Neji. He cursed Gai and Asuma for setting him up like this on such short notice. Slipping a copy of Icha Icha Paradise into his jacket pocket, he dragged himself out of his house and to the nearest fancy restaurant where he was suppost to meet his date. He soon came upon a fancy-looking restaurant with a large sign. The Fancy Restaurant/Lewd Karaoke Bar the sign read in elegant gold letters.
Kakashi shrugged and let himself inside. But as soon as he opened the door, he was greeted with a burst of giggles. Standing before him was a small, yet sexy girl with long flowy blond hair, and was wearing a short black dress that exposed him to plenty of her 38C knockers' clevelage. But the most shocking thing about her was her eyes. One was a sharingan, and one was a Byakugan. "Wtf?" Kakashi wtfed confused. "Why do you have weirder eyes than I do?" She giggled. "Oh Kakashi! You're so funny! And handsome! And smart! And intelligent!" she cooed. "Um...I do believe that the last two mean the same thing." he replied.
At this point, her eyes began to well up with tears. "Wait...wait...don't cry." Kakashi said horridly. The last thing he needed was a sobbing...thing. "I'm sorry." he said, hoping to discontinue the crying. Suddenly, her face brightened. "Really? Oh Kakashi-sama!" she cried, clinging to his arm. Kakashi sighed, wielding a certain orange book from his pocket.
Kakashi and his date soon got their table in the Fancy Restaurant/Lewd Karaoke Bar. Kakashi ordered some sake, and his date ordered a white whine spritzer. "So, um, ...girl, tell me about yourself?" Kakashi asked hopefully. "My name is Uchiyyga Crystil!" she said excitedly. "...come again...?" Kakashi asked. "My name is Uchiyyga Crystil! I was born in the far away Village of Black Moonlight!" she said again, adding on some information this time. "Black Moonlight? Never heard of it..." Kakashi said. But Crystil ignored him.
"My mother is Tsundae and my father is Sesshoumaru! I am a half cat demon, even though my father was a full dog demon, I was specially chosen out of my family line to be come a cat demon! I got this sharingan from my uncle, Edward Elric when I was caught in a transmutation accident! I got the byakugan because I did a pactio with Neji and since I'm part demon, I use a special pactio so that I get the opposites' blood line abilities too!"
Kakashi paused. "Um..." he started. "I think I hear the calling of a thousand birds. Soumbye." he said quickly and hurried from the restaurant.
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I own nothing. Not even Cristil belch who wants her?
Yes, this story is a spoof off of Dark Nemesis 7's Silly Sue even though I did not put in all of what they wrote. So, yeah. More will be coming :)
-Pactio- A transfer of magic from one magical being to another. In Mahou Sensei Negima, they call it a pactio kiss.