And here's the next update. FYI. I have NO IDEA what age Kakashi was when he became a chuunin let alone the fact what age Konohamaru is. Another thing I have to warn you guys about is that it is staring to get more storyline now. I'll try to make it as funny as possible though!
And the winner of this battle is...
No one! They both got knocked out from each other's jutsus. Oh well, I guess there is always next year to become a chuunin.
"Man! Naruto's getting stronger and stronger while I'm stuck here as a crapped-up fighter. I must be better than Naruto at all costs...wait. I'm stronger than Naruto!" thought Sasuke, as he became really emo.
Hey, but there's always tomorrow...or maybe next year to improve Sasuke. No need to rush to your goals.
When Konohamaru and Naruto woke up, they talked for a little while.
"Great match Konohamaru!" smiled Naruto
"Yeah, but who became chuunins?" replied Konohamaru?
"I don't know...but here's my perv teacher." smirked Naruto.
"Congrats you two. You both became chuunins due to the fact that your fighting was impressive," announced Kakashi not sounding impressed at all.
"YAHOO! Cool Master Kakashi! I'm a chuunin!" shouted Naruto in ecstasy jumping all around.
"Urr sure. Nothing to be proud of considering I became a chuunin seven years before you did. Three years before you too (referring to Konohamaru)," stated Kakashi sweatdropping.
"Oh. That's sure comforting considering you blasted all my hopes away," sighed Naruto.
"Man, and I thought 9 years was young for a chuunin too," sighed Konohamaru as well.
"Kinda young...but just not as young and talented as me," stated Kakashi somewhat in a bragging sort of voice...if his monotone voice doesn't overcover it.
By that time, Naruto felt so mad he left the room. Sheesh! Who can feel THAT bad after becoming a chuunin?
That night, Sasuke stayed up all night hazing how he, the #1 rookie, only successor to the Uchiha clan, always stronger and better than everyone else, Sasuke the name in which everyone used to respect and admire, was inferior to the "weakest" and stupidest kid in his year, Naruto.
"I need power...that's it...Orochimaru will help me," thought Sasuke, "to get power."
At Orochimaru's hideout, Orochimaru is planning to activate all the curse seals to make the holders inflicted with the seals to come to him, either seeking power or to be enslaved by him himself.
"A Fool proof plan! I'll have enough men..." schemed Orochimaru.
"The Leaf Village are not fools, Master! And don't you mean women too?" asked Kabuto.
"Shuddup! Don't interrupt me! I'll have enough men to put an end to the Leaf! Plus, I also have Uchiha Itachi in my possession. Nothing can possible go wrong!"
"But there IS a problem with your plan, Master" stated Kabuto. "It is Uchiha Sasuke. He seems to nullify most of the effects of the curse seal and seeing the face of...Itachi may pose a problem. You know the history behind the Uchihas, don't..."
"Shut yer bleeping bleep hole I'm not done yet! I know the history of that damned clan. It doesn't matter whether Sasuke is in my total grasp but he WILL come here seeking power. It is in his blood. Also, I won't need to show him the face of Itachi, for I can hide behind a multitude of masks besides his. I'll show him my own face...but it's too pale and horrid to look at," thought Orochimaru to himself. "Anyhow, I know his weaknesses well enough to control him. I shall call this the fool-proof-attempt-to-destroy-the-leaf-village-once-and-for-all-plan"
Next day, Orochimaru activated all the curse seals. Everyone with curse seals came, including Anko and Sasuke.
"Yes, everything is going swimmingly to my fool-proof-attempt-to-destroy-the-leaf-village-once-and-for-all-plan!" sniggered Orochimaru. "I'll start the destruction tomorrow morning!"
Next day.
"Time for destruction!" laughed Orochimaru.
He marched towards Konohagakure village with all his curse seal buddies.
"Okay buddies! Time for a lesson! I'll y'all a new super duper uberly buff summoning jutsu, called the summoning no jutsu," announced Orochimaru. "This jutsu will allow one to summon big...or small snakes, WHICH WILL NOT HAPPEN," screaming Orochimaru, "depending on the expended amount of chakra. My curse seal shall allow y'all to access this power easily to summon a GIANT SNAKE TO EAT ALL THEIR HEADS OFF! As I said, the curse seals will provide lots of chakra. Now, starting from right to left, do the summoning no jutsu!" announced Orochimaru as his eyes turned to fireballs and was pumped up to defeat the Leaf Village.
Sasuke was on the very right. He was smiling.
"This is gonna be easy!" thought Sasuke. "Summoning no jutsu!" shouted Sasuke.
A tiny snake appears.
"Sup! Gimme food or I'll bite your head off!" stated the tiny snake.
Sasuke sweatdropped as he glanced down at the tiny snake. Orochimaru slaps his forehead.
"I guess annihilating Konohagakure Village will have to wait till another day," sighed Orochimaru.
In the meantime, Naruto and the other new chuunins threw another party. Such a party pooper geez.
A week from now.
"Now Sasuke, do your summoning no jutsu!" announced Orochimaru.
"Summoning no jutsu!" shouted Sasuke.
An "okay" sized snake appears.
"Good job! Next!" said Orochimaru.
He then spends the rest of the day seeing the summoning no jutsus of his curse seal buddies. So much for destroying Konoha Village.
"Yes! They all have it pat down!" thought Orochimaru as he was crying happily. "I can finally destroy the Leafs after a week of hard work!"
He happily skips into the non-existent sunset...because it was nighttime.
Next day.
"Orochimaru and his curse seal ninjas are heading to Leaf Village!" announced a Leaf scout.
"It's all right," spoke Tsunade calmly. "Let them come."
But they're right outside the walls!"
"What the fuck? Really! Engage them at once!" ordered Tsunade.
Back at Orochimaru's point of view.
Now listen carefully," whispered Orochimaru, "for this is out plan and only plan..."
There were some nods.
"DO THE SUMMONING NO JUTSU AND BLOW THE VILLAGE UP!" screamed Orochimaru at the top of his lungs, his eyes turning into fireballs.
Everyone slapped his or her forehead.
"They're declaring war!" panicked the scout.
"Wait..." spoke Tsunade calmly, "there's more."
"What? Did I say something wrong?" shouted Orochimaru puzzled.
"You're not supposed to say the plans out loud, Master!" shouted everyone (except Orochimaru) in unison. Even Tsunade joined in!
Back at Tsunade's conversation.
"That's their master plan?" said the scout sweatdropping.
"Man! That's got to be the stupidest plan ever...not to mention he said it out loud." laughed Tsunade as she slapped her forehead at Orochimaru's stupidity.
Back at Orochimaru's conversation.
"Change of plan..." whispered Orochimaru, "DO ALL THE FORBIDDEN SNAKE JUTSUS I TAUGHT YOU!" screamed Orochimaru just like last time.
Everyone slapped his or her forehead, including Tsunade.
"Oh right. Must be discreet." whispered Orochimaru. "Here's the plan, JUST BLOW... wait... what was the plan again? puzzled Orochimaru rubbing his temples.