-1Kakashi's Date- Part 2
Kakashi was having a nice, relaxing time reading the delights of everyone's favorite hentai book written by everyone's favorite perverted frog hermit ero-sannin guy. Or whatever.
That was-until a black blur with wings whizzed passed by. And as you possibly guessed it-it was Uchihyuuga Crystil! But then, a loud whooshing noise was herd. "What the hell was that!" Kakashi er-said angrily.
"Well, mister ninja hentai pants, that was the sound I made when I flew by on my black-chakra wings that I was able to make because I train with a black star that has been in my family for thousands of years and it amplifies my chakra and makes me stronger than any other person in my family but I'm still extremely petite!" she exclaimed in one breath because she sang a lot and had really strong lungs. She could also breathe under water.
"Uh..." started Kakashi.
"Well then, I want to fight you for being so mean to me last night! And if I win, you have to be my husband!" Guess.
"And if YOU lose?" Kakashi inquired.
"KANTON! WIND SCAR!" Crystil shouted, lunging at the poor ignored copy-nin. A burst of wind and fire violently blew from her mouth raining down on the forest that they were in. Hey, even though I never said that they were in a forest, you can't escape the trees where they live oo
"Shit" Kakashi mumbled using the replacement technique. Even though Kakashi was safe, the forest has since erupted into flames. Psh. As if THAT never happened before.
"TIDAL WAVE NO JUTSU!" Kakashi shouted, engulfing the forest in water which evaporated in various ways.
Kakashi leaned against a tree, catching his breath. He stopped. Something was wrong. Where was Crystil?
Suddenly, as if on cue, Crystil fell from the sky, raining down expertly aimed kunai and shuriken at Kakashi because she's also a weapons master with impeccable aim. Kakashi muttered something darkly under his mask and jumped out of the way. But, just as the weapons were about to pierce the ground, they took a sharp dive and headed straight for Kakashi.
"What the hell!" Kakashi growled in frustration, dodging the blades. "AHAHAHAHAHA!" Crystil cackled, floating in mid-air because she was an air-bender. At this point, Kakashi was not only frustrated, but also confused. He figured that he'd better do something before he become injured. Or baffled into seizures.
Kakashi began to summon the energy he needed for his chidori, concentrating while Crystil just stared at him. "Idiot copy ninja!" she finally shouted. "I will kill you Kakashi! Because I love you! And then I'll go and kill a bunch of people in my grief! And then I'll join some evil organization and become the center of it so I can get enough power to revive you! Oh Kakashi!" she shouted. Kakashi just blinked. "Okay then..." he said, forming the chidori on his left hand. He began running towards Crystil, his face illuminating in the light it gave off before he stopped. He then realized he was chained to a cross. "Oh great, not this again..." he muttered.
Crystil appeared in front of him. "I'm sorry...Kakashi!" she shouted, as the Mangekyo Sharingan appeared in her eye. "...the hell?" Kakashi asked. "I got the Mangekyo Sharingan because I was so powerful at a young age." she explained. "Damnit..." muttered Kakashi darkly.
"MANGEKYO SHARINGAN THING!" she shouted, and Kakashi suddenly felt like he was being stabbed with katanas for 3 days within a span of 3.5 seconds! Which beats Itachi's old record by 1.5 seconds!
"OMG WTF BBQ" screamed Kakashi then lapsed into a coma. "Hm...still not dead...I know!" Crystil squeaked cheekily as if nothing had ever happened.
"SOLAR BEAM NO JUTSU!" she shouted. Her body became engulfed in golden light as the sun seemed to shine brighter. Suddenly, her power reached it's peak and she shot a beam of bright light directly at Kakashi and anywhere within a fifty mile radius of him, discinigrating him as well as Konoha.
"KAKASHI!" shouted Crystil. "WHAT HAVE I DONE?"