Here's the next chapter. I was typing this when I'm sick so I kinda might have a few errors here and there. Enjoy!

"Change of plan..." whispered Orochimaru, "DO ALL THE FORBIDDEN SNAKE JUTSUS I TAUGHT YOU!" screamed Orochimaru just like last time.

Everyone slapped his or her forehead, including Tsunade.

"Oh right. Must be discreet," whispered Orochimaru. "Here's the plan, JUST BLOW... wait... what was the plan again?" puzzled Orochimaru rubbing his temples.

Next day.

"Anything happen when I was sleeping?" yawned Tsunade.

"Huh? You say something?" asked Kakashi in his ever-so-bored tone of voice.

"Kakashi! Where's the scout?" questioned Tsunade quite a taking back by the fact that Kakashi is here instead.

"Oh, he left. He told me to watch over Orochimaru because he was getting bored," responded Kakashi.

"Soooooo, did anything happen?"

"Nah, he spent the entire day brooding and pondering about something," replied Kakashi as if he were going to die of boredom.

"You mean 'the plan'?"

"What plan?"

"Didn't the scout tell you anything!" shouted Tsunade raising her voice.

"No."

Tsunade slaps her forehead.

Back to Orochimaru's "master plan".

"Yes, I remember!" exclaimed Orochimaru as he hammered his palm with his fist.

"What is it now?" groaned all of his buddies IN UNISON.

"I bet it sucks," whispered a random dude from the crowd.

"I'll attempt to keep my voice down," whispered Orochimaru, "DO THE SUMMONING NO JUTSU SO THE SNAKESWILL EAT EVERYONE UP!"

"God, it's just another hare-brained scheme," concluded Tsunade (Sorry for those bunny lovers. No pun intended).

A flick crosses in Kakashi's mind.

"Wait Tsunade. This time they're attacking for real. Alert the village at once!" announced Kakashi as he does a seal and goes POOF!

"Sorry, I said that a bit too loudly," apologized Orochimaru scratching the back of his head.

"Summoning No JUTSU!" shouted Orochimaru's buddies.

Hundreds of giant snakes appear, ready to gobble the village just like that.

"Hey, I told you guys to wait for the signal!" shouted Orochimaru. "Oh well, let's destroy the leafs then!"

Orochimaru's last plan was strangely successful for the snakes were eating up the village and killing ninjas left and right.

"Where's the reinforcements!" questioned Tsunade.

"They're fighting the snakes!" answered some random jounin.

Then, whom is going to fight the curse seal people that entered our village?"

There's curse seal people?" wondered the jounin out loud.

Tsunade slapped her forehead. "Oh my fucking lord we are screwed."

"They probably infiltrated the Leaf Village and are somewhere in here," thought Tsunade. "Man, at times like these, being Hokage really is shit. Man, why did I become Hokage in the first place!"

While Orochimaru's curse seal buddies were wrecking havoc, Naruto was in his house partying, oblivious to the loud noises and utter destruction the was taking place outside. Man Naruto, get a life and go outside. He didn't even THINK that Orochimaru was anywhere close to the village, after he came to save the day and all (which was Neji's doing and his alone).

Back to Tsunade soliloquizing about how Hokage is shit.

"Man, being Hokage is shit," thought Tsunade over and over till someone would think that she would go crazy. I mean, she was clutching her head and rolling around on the ground saying that being Hokage sucks. She's more unstable than Gaara for crying out loud!

Then, a badly wounded jounin comes in.

"Where's the reinforcements?" shouted Tsunade.

"They're...all...dead..." croaked the jounin with his last breath, crumpling into a heap on the ground as his last moments of life slipped away from him.

"Damn it!" shouted Tsunade punching a wall, which exploded due to her unstable violence.

Back at Naruto's house.

Naruto went to the kitchen to have some breakfast. He happened to pass by the window when he saw...

Sasuke! He immediately dropped his box of cereal and screamed at the top of his lungs, "What are you doing here?" But he actually didn't scream because he yawned it out. He was tired.

Sasuke snickers as he activates his curse seal to level 2 and punches Naruto in the face. He flies back into a wall which then explodes from the force transferred from Sasuke's punch to Naruto. Who knew he became so buff?

"Summoning no jutsu!" shouted Sasuke.

Everyone else then woke up.

"Man, who can sleep with all this racket! Explosions there, a giant snake there...WHAT THE HELL? THERE'S A GIANT SNAKE IN HERE!" complained Kiba as he pointed at the snake that was towering over him.

"H-He didn't m-mean that N-Naruto-kun," stammered Hinata.

"Speaking of Naruto, where is he?" asked someone randomly.

Everyone that was talking said this all about the same time. Then, the snake begins to tear Naruto's house down by crunching up the walls as if they were tasty waffles.

"Dude! Chill!" shouted Naruto brushing himself off. "You still mad that you're not a chuunin? If that's it, you don't need to take it out on MY house you fag!"

"Hahahahahahha! This power...you can't defeat me!" laughs Sasuke evilly.

"Fine!" said Naruto smiling. "Bring it on!"

Stop! Now think about it. The events played out like this. Doesn't it remind strangely of the time when Naruto and Sasuke were fighting on the cliff. Oh well, let's continue.

Naruto charges up his rasengan and Sasuke goes with his chidori. As a result, like always, they got into another jutsu deadlock, snore. When will they ever learn to use other jutsus geez?

"This will determine who is stronger!" announced Naruto.

What do you mean? I'm ALWAYS stronger than YOU Naruto. There's no way in hell you're going beat me," snickered Sasuke.

That's when Kakashi comes in and punched both Sasuke and Naruto, which sent they flying into a brand new world. Actually, they were knocked into the new noodle bar (ironically), which exploded from the impact of the chidori and rasengan. Hey, the first noodle bar was destroyed due to the chisenrigan.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE RAMEN!" screamed Naruto as giant tears came pouring out of his eyes. Then they became fireballs. "You are SO DEAD SASUKE!"

"Heh, about time you got serious," smirked Sasuke in his "I'm so superior to you, Naruto" smile.

Naruto pulls out all of the Nine-Tails chakra he can muster and attempts to do the double rasengan. He charges up both hands with insane chakra and puts his hands together, but in his anger (and stupidity)he screwed up and ended up released all the chakra in his hands which created a giant typhoon that sent Sasuke flying to the moon, literally. But not really. He was only sent a country away, flying from the Leaf Territory to the Wave Country.

"What are you doing here?" asked Tazuna the bridge builder?

"Flying...LITERALLY," responded Sasuke brushing himself off.

"Yeah yeah whatever..." said Tazuna uninterested as he proceeded to check the bridge.

"WHAT! Now you're ignoring ME? You're so head!" screamed Sasuke activating his curse seal to level 2.

"Huh, you say something?" asked Tazuna quite oblivious to the anger Sasuke beside him.

"SUMMOINING NO JUTSU!" screamed Sasuke.

A tiny snake appears.

"Sup! Oh it's you...gimme food or I won't play with you," stated the snake.

"SHUT YOUR BLEEPING BLEEP HOLE!" screamed Sasuke now at the point ready to blow his head off and his started to crack.

"Whoa! Whoa. Cool your jets dude!" replied the snake quite a bit taken aback from Sasuke's anger.

At this point, Sasuke had enough steam to blast himself into orbit, LITERALLY. Which he did, by total accident.

"DIEEEEEEEEEEEE! DRAGON FIRE NO JUTSU!" screamed Sasuke but not really because his throat hurt from screaming so much.

The snake was totally incinerated and Sasuke also happened to explode a secret mine (don't ask me how it got there), which blasted Sasuke out of the Eave Country once and for all...but in the process of doing so, the bridge exploded and burned down.

"Crap!" thought Sasuke. "Me flying isn't part of the plan!"

Back at the Wave Country.

"NOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Tazuna.