All I have to say is it feels really weird writing this now that is spring! But, heck why should I stop? I've got soooo much more funny stuff 2 write! U r gonna luv this chapter! It's hilarious! Enjoy!
Ch6; winter fun
Disclaimer: Don't own him. Never have, never will. SO GO AWAY!
"Go away…" Kagome grumbled sleepily, rolling over and putting her pillow over her head. But Inuyasha was very persistent.
"Kagome, come on! It already like 8 o'clock! You've already slept in! Come on, get up!" he said determinedly, shaking her awake. "Everyone else is already awake! Come on, Kagome!"
"Inuyasha sit…" she muttered tiredly, causing Inuyasha to whimper slightly as he plummeted straight to the floor next to her. Unfortunately, he was so close that he ended up hitting her arm.
"OW! Inuyasha!" Kagome yelled, jolting up. She pulled her arm out from under him and yelled; "SITSITSITSITSIT!" Inuyasha's rosary glowed several times, pushing him harder and harder into Ayumi's basement floor. Kagome stood up with a small "hmph." And crossed her arms, turning away from him.
"Hey, what did you do that for!" he yelled at her once the spell wore off. "Don't blame me for hitting you! I can't control where that Damn command sends me!"
Kagome looked around at the empty sleeping bags, "Where is everyone?" she asked him.
Inuyasha growled at her. "I told u they were already up! But no! You were too tired!" he said that last part in a mocking voice. "We weren't up that late last night! Anyways, their all upstairs making breakfast."
Kagome blushed slightly, and was about to reply when she hear a screech coming from upstairs. "You said they were making breakfast?" she asked him. He nodded, and Kagome headed upstairs, Inuyasha close behind her. She opened the door at the top of the stairs, and went into the kitchen. The strong scent of pancake batter had filled their noses as soon as they got upstairs. But they weren't prepared for what they saw when they got there.
The kitchen was filled from floor to ceiling with batter. The blue walls had splotches all over them, and the cupboards were white with flour. Kagome and Inuyasha gasped at the sight, but their gazes of shock turned slightly amused when they saw that it was not only the room, but the people in it that were covered with food.
Miroku, Ayumi and Eri were covered from head to toe with flour, Miroku looking really stupid and holding an empty sack in his hand. Sango, Yuka and Shippo were at the island, and they all had batter in their hair and all over their clothes. Sango had obviously fallen to the ground, as Yuka was helping her up, a stunned look on her face. Shippo didn't seem to mind the mess much; he was picking off dough from anything in his reach and eating, a contented smile on his face.
"Uh, what happened?" Kagome asked them, trying not to laugh at the sight of them.
"Ya, looks like a demon attacked here or something." Inuyasha said, grinning. It got him a sharp look from Kagome, and a suspicious glance from Ayumi.
"Where do we start?" Eri said, throwing her arms in the air. "Why not with Miroku? How on earth could someone make a bag of flour explode?" kagome and Inuyasha looked at the two of them, dumfounded. Inuyasha because he hadn't the faintest idea how a flower would explode, or why they would put flowers in a bag, and Kagome because she knew what it was and had no idea what Miroku had done to it.
"You made a flower explode?" Inuyasha asked Miroku in astonishment. They all looked at him funny, which made him feel really stupid. "Why would you do something like that?"
"It's not like I was trying!" Miroku snapped in defense. "I was just trying to help Eri pick it up and, well, I don't know! It just sort of happened!"
"ERR! You are so stupid!" Eri yelled at him. She was really frustrated now, and picked up a bag of sugar, chucking it at his head.
"Whoa!" Miroku ducked just in time, the sugar flying right over his head…and straight at Inuyasha. "Look out!"
Inuyasha, as expected, reached up and caught the bag in his hand. "Good catch Inuyasha!" Kagome complemented him, making him blush slightly. "Wow. That coulda been messy!"
Woops. She spoke too soon. She had forgotten about Inuyasha's abnormal strength, as well as his claws. As soon as he caught it, his strong arms squeezed it a little too hard, and his claws dug into the bag; showering Kagome and Inuyasha with sugar.
"Ahhh!" Kagome screamed, throwing her arms over her head as the first of the sugar touched her head. But she was way too slow, as the bag had run out of sugar before she could try and stop it. "Inuyasha!" she said angrily, glaring at him while trying to pull sugar out of her hair.
"Sorry!" he cried out in defense. "I wasn't trying to break it! I have no control over my claws! I was trying to help!" Then Inuyasha just stared at Kagome, who was still trying to yanks her hair to get rid of the sugar. They he turned to look at Miroku, who was currently lying on the ground in a daze, covered waist high in flour (Eri had thrown a smaller bag of flour when the sugar missed), and then to the rest of the girls and Shippo, all of who were also covered in batter and flour. He smirked at them all, wondering if he had ever scene such a mess. Then he started chuckling as Shippo reached for a spot of batter, and lost his balance, falling into a plate of butter. Finally, he couldn't take it anymore. He burst into hysterical laughter.
Everyone else in the room followed his example, as they too burst into giggles. Shippo didn't seem to get the joke though; he acted like it was perfectly normal to be covered in pancake batter, even though he probably didn't have the faintest idea what a pancake was. He simply watched them with a slightly confused look on his face. "I'll never understand adults!" But of course, a comment like that coming from him only made them laugh harder.
Kagome was clutching her side in pain from her nonstop laughter, and tried to stop. Slowly and painfully, she was able to calm down enough to catch her breath, even though the occasional giggle still escaped her lips. Everyone else was breathing heavily, soft chuckles and sniggers coming from different people. And then there came that dreaded awkward silence everyone hates so much, which was broken after a while by Eri.
"So, what, have you guys like never made pancakes or something? I mean you practically made the blender explode!"
"Uh…" silence
The three girls looked at each other, and then back at their guests. Especially Ayumi. She was staring at them long and hard. Kagome coughed, trying to find a way out of this sticky situation. "Uh…well they never really were good cooks. It seems like all they have nowadays is take-out!"
"Oh, yeah! I've barely ever touched a 'lender!" Sango added playing along.
"You mean a blender?" Ayumi asked her apprehensively.
"Ya, that!"
"Ok…" Eri said, slightly confused. "well, now what do we do?" she asked.
Yuka sighed "Well, I guess we better start cleaning up before your parents get home, Ayumi."
Ayumi smiled. "You're right, but that may be easier then you think. Princess! Come here, girl!" she called into the house. Soon, a loud barking could be heard as Ayumi's dog princess pranced into the room, running straight for her. She almost ran into Ayumi, but she slid to a stop right before hitting her and sat down obediently, gazing up at her master with intelligent eyes.
"What the hell is that?" Inuyasha cried. Everyone looked at him like he belonged in the loony bin.
"It's a dog you idiot!" Eri stated in disbelief, watching Inuyasha with her mouth hanging open.
"Inuyasha! You mean you've never seen a dog before!" Shippo said in pure astonishment. "But you're a…" Kagome clamped a hand over his mouth.
"You honestly have never seen a dog before?" she demanded, purely stunned.
"Of Course I've seen a dog before! I've just never seen one like that before! I mean, it looks sort of normal, but It's a lot smaller!"
All four girls (Kagome and her modern friends) burst out in laughter again. "Small? You think she'd small? She's one of the larger breeds of dogs!"
As a matter of fact, half breed, I'm a purebred! Came a proud, female voice in Inuyasha's head. Inuyasha glanced around him, looking for the source of the voice, but all he could see was Princess staring at him with her large, curious brown eyes. She stood up and walked towards him with interest. Strange, I've never seem anyone like you. Are there more of you?
"None here. You're pretty strange looking for a dog." Inuyasha said, crouching down so that he was looking at her straight in the eye.
What? You've never seen a German Shepard from where you came from? Stupid mutt.
"What did you say?" Inuyasha said evilly, glaring hard at her. She merely stared at him harder, not flinching a bit from his stare.
Didn't mean to offend you. I was just wondering… she licked his face playfully, and then rolled over onto her back, her tail wagging eagerly. Would you mind rubbing my belly?
"Not on you're life!" he growled, standing back up again.
Fine! Be that way! I'll get one of them to rub my belly! She said crossly, strutting over Ayumi and rolling over. Ayumi acted like everything was cool and rubbed Princesses stomach when she rolled over. Princess crooned in pleasure as her leg started to shake, and she stared over at Inuyasha in triumph. I told you so!
"What's that supposed to mean?" Inuyasha yelled, taking a step towards her.
"Uh…"
Inuyasha looked around, noticing that everyone but Ayumi was staring at him, once again, like he just escaped from the nuthouse. "Inuyasha…who are you talking to?" Kagome asked him slowly, trying to figure it out.
"But…you mean…you didn't hear her?" Inuyasha said in disbelief. Everyone just stared at him oddly, only stopping when Ayumi stood up.
"Come on girl! Clean up this mess! You can eat whatever you want!" Ayumi said encouragingly. Princesses eyes lit up as she instantly leaped up and started racing around the room, licking up pancake batter faster then humanly possible (then again she isn't exactly human).
"Is it good for her to be eating this much raw batter? I mean, its not good for anyone to eat raw batter!"
Ayumi smiled. "I know. Most dogs I would never let eat this stuff. But, and the doctors agree, she seems to have some sort of immune system to the stuff."
She only stopped once to stare at Inuyasha. Does your master ever let you eat all the batter you want? She asked him as she moved to the next pile of batter.
"I don't have a master!" Inuyasha growled at her. She stopped licking the batter off of the fridge, glancing over at him knowingly. Oh, really? Then what about that girl? She has complete control over you.
"She does not!" Inuyasha yelled at her in denial, though she had already gone back to 'cleaning' the Fridge.
"Inuyasha! Stop fooling around and start helping us!" Kagome called, throwing him a mop. Inuyasha sighed and headed over to her, but not before he heard a cocky 'sure she doesn't' from princesses direction.
"Hurry Inuyasha! Come on we're all ready!" Kagome called to him from outside as she wrapped her scarf around her neck tightly. "Hurry up, it doesn't take that long to get a coat on!"
"Shesh! I'm coming, woman!" Inuyasha growled as he walked out the back door, closing it behind him.
"Took you long enough!" Yuka sighed. "now we can get started. Anyone?"
Kagome smiled "Why shouldn't I?" she asked, but Inuyasha beat her too it. Before Kagome knew it, she had been hit on the arm with a snowball, and Inuyasha was on the ground, scooping up more. Soon everyone had joined in, throwing snowballs at random, before Miroku came up with an idea.
"Hold on a minute! Why don't we split into teams?" he suggested.
"Yeah!" Kagome agreed excitedly "we can split into teams and build forts! It could be fun!"
"Sure, why not!" Ayumi shrugged. "Kagome and I'll be team captains! Everyone else stand over there." They all lined up and Kagome and Ayumi started picking teams.
"I'll pick…Miroku." Ayumi said
"I'll take Inuyasha!"
"Yuka"
"Sango!"
"Shippo!"
"Eri!"
"Ok, we'll take over here, and you guys can have over there, alright?" Kagome asked. The others nodded and they set to work. On Kagome's team there was her, Inuyasha, Sango and Eri. And on Ayumi's team there was Miroku, Yuka and Shippo. Shippo and Yuka were frantically piling up snow to make a fort, while Ayumi and Miroku were making snowballs that were slowly starting to add up. Meanwhile on the other team, Sango and was helping Kagome and Eri make the fort. There was no need for anyone to help Inuyasha; already he had a pile of snowballs that was twice the size of him. After that was done, he started flinging them with snow to make the fort.
"Ready...aim…FIRE!" Inuyasha's team cried as they started showering the other team with snowballs.
"AHHHHHHH!" the other team cried as Inuyasha, with his super-human speed was able to throw them at least five times as fast, and Sango's demon slayer history gave her a perfect aim. In short; they were losing the battle.
The other side were trying to counter there attacks, but they had little luck. The snowball shower was really starting to pile up on their side. There was snow everywhere! But one member of their team wasn't willing to give up, and he tried a sneak attack. Miroku crouched behind a snow bank, and began to crawl away from the shelter of the snow fort (which really wasn't helping them much anyways) and towards the other team. He kept going past them, still unseen in the excitement, and began to make a big snowball that a little smaller then his head, he took aim, making sure that he had a clear shot…and…
"Ouch!" Inuyasha exclaimed, rubbing the back of his head. "Who threw that?" he asked, glaring at his team-mates. When none of them answered he started throwing snowballs at them. Of course, they started throwing them back, and the team was now at war with each other, and the other team was starting to shower them with snow!
Miroku burst out with laughter, very pleased with his work. Then he froze, but he caught his mistake too late. Inuyasha's head whipped in his direction at the noise, his eyes gleaming evilly. He bent down low, scooping up a pile of snow the size of a boulder and then stood up, holding the boulder of snow above his head wickedly. Miroku took a step back fearfully, but Inuyasha already moved forward. He was gonna get it!
"Wait… Inuyasha…! Don't…" SQUASH!
"Uhhhh" Miroku groaned, though no one could hear him. He was currently buried underneath two meters of snow, and the only thing showing that there was a person under there was the pair of boots that were sticking out at the bottom of the pile.
From that point on the battle was fierce, and no one else dared to try to sneak up on Inuyasha. After a half an hour, everyone was soaking wet from all the snow, and they were fairly tired. So, when one of Inuyasha's snowballs hit Ayumi in the face, she pulled out a small white flag, waving it in the air.
"We give up!" she gasped, whipping the snow from her face tiredly. "I can't take this anymore! You guys win!"
A cheer ran up from Kagome's team, as smiles of triumph lit up their faces. They got up and ran over to the other team's fort. Kagome was about to speak when she noticed something.
"Hey…where's Miroku?" she asked. Everyone looked around, just now noticing the monk's absence.
Inuyasha sighed. "Don't worry. I'll go dig him out." He turned away from them and went to the pile of snow. "He doesn't deserve to be let out." He muttered under his breath.
"I'll go help you!" Sango said quickly, racing after Inuyasha. Everyone watched them, giggling to themselves.
"She's hooked." Ayumi laughed.
"Completely." Kagome agreed, chuckling to herself.
"Well, Ayumi, this has been really fun. But I gotta get going." Eri said. "Yuka and I have a history project to work on."
Yuka nodded sadly. "I mean, who would give you homework on Christmas! Sheesh!"
"You do?" Kagome said sympathetically. "then I guess I should count myself lucky!"
"I wouldn't." Eri chided her "You have sooo much to catch up on! Don't be grateful yet, girl!"
Kagome sighed. "Great. More good news."
"Come on; let's go inside to get your stuff." Ayumi said, noticing that Inuyasha was dangling Miroku by his ankles towards them. "Inuyasha! Come on, we're going inside!" she called. Inuyasha dropped Miroku on his head, and Sango bent down and gently helped him up. Of course, you all know what happens next…
"AAAAAHHHHHHH! YOU PERVERT!" SLAP
"Come on guys! Stop fooling around! Get over here!" Kagome called from inside the house. Sango immediately stood up and race for the door.
"Sango! Come back! It's not my fault!" Miroku insisted, chasing after her. Of course, that only made her run harder, and him faster.
"Its surprising that he still has energy left in him!" Inuyasha said in mild shock.
By the time Miroku and Sango got inside, everyone was already at the door saying goodbye to Eri and Yuka. "see you guys soon!" Eri and Yuka called together. They were about to leave when Eri saw Miroku and Sango, as well as the look on Sango's face. It was disappointment, like somehow she thought this time would be different. What on earth gave her that idea? Well, I'll see what I can do.
"Miroku, come here for a sec." she asked. Miroku's eyes lit up as he walked over to her gleefully.
"You want a goodbye kiss?" he asked her, eyes gleaming pervertedly.
She shoved him away. "Not on your life! I need to talk to you." She pulled on his ear and brought it down to her level. "Now you listen here!" she whispered. "If you ever want to end up with her, you better stop being such a damn pervert!"
Miroku smiled. "But you know me! How can you expect me to change who I am?" his hand started to wander, but not before Eri punched him in the face. "AND YOU BETTER STOP HITTING ON OTHER GIRLS AS WELL YOU TWO TIMING IDIOT!" she screamed at him, causeing everyone to turn their heads towards them. In a quieter tone she hissed, "Miroku I'm being serious. If you truly care about here then don't play around with her heart, or you may break it." and with that she shoved him inside. Then she whispered to Sango, "Maybe that'll talk some sense into him." Eri winked at her, and gave her the thumbs up before she headed back outside to Yuka.
"By guys!" Ayumi called to them as the headed down the street. Everyone else called their good-byes before Ayumi shut the door. Then her smile vanished as she whipped around to face them, glaring at Kagome harshly. "OK! SPILL!" she demanded intimidatingly.
"S-spill what?" Kagome asked her in surprise. This wasn't like Ayumi!
"You know perfectly well what! Why is Inuyasha a Demon?"
Well, there u go! Another chap done. I hope u enjoyed. I really will try to update, but I have a huge assignment that is going to take up nearly all of my free time. I'll really try to update in at least a month. Till then, MERRY CHRISTMAS!