Me: Hehehe. This chapter contains Hao's very dirty thoughts…

Lyserg: -glares at authoress- I hate you…

Me: Aw, I love you too.

Hao: But he's mine so back off!

Me: -sigh- Let's start the chapter...

CHAPTER 2

Today was the start of the first day of the nine days that the others would be gone. Hao and Lyserg just started eating cereal, nothing special. That, and fighting... "Hao, stop throwing bits of cereal in my hair!" Lyserg yelled. Hao smiled. "What's so funny?" Lyserg asked. He was always so annoyed by that stupid smile of his boyfriend's. "You. I can't believe anyone can look so cute when they're angry," Hao said. Lyserg head then resembled a cherry. Wait, more like a strawberry, on account of his green hair. "And you're even more cute when you blush," Hao pointed out. Lyserg was done with his cereal, he put the bowl away in the sink. Though when he went to the living room where they were playing video games and other unmentionable activities, and noticed something strange...

"WHY DID YOU SPRAY PAINT THE COUCH? ANNA'S GOING TO KILL YOU!" Lyserg screamed. I think all the people within a five mile radius could hear Diethel Lyserg. Seriously, that's how loud it was. Hao sighed. "Well, we got to let her know what furniture to replace when they get back fr- "What do you mean re- oh! Yeah, I guess that's understandable..." Lyserg blushed. Hao smirked. "Come on, I got something planned for us today. Let's go, to the kitchen, hurry!" Hao said, gesturing Lyserg to hurry up. Lyserg complied and scurried to the kitchen. "What are we going to do here?" Lyserg asked innocently. Hao smirked evilly. "Wait here, I'll be right back." he said as he jogged back to the room where their stuff was.

Lyserg was awkwardly sitting in the middle of the kitchen for 10 minutes, and then Hao came back with a bottle of lub. "Sit on the kitchen counter love," Hao said. Lyserg did as he was told and sat on the counter. Hao smiled. "Perfect," he said. "Lay down," he commanded. Lyserg nodded and laid on the long counter. Hao then jumped right above him and pressed their lips together. Lick along the bottom lip of the green haired boy's asking to plunge his tongue into his hot mouth. Lyserg opened his mouth and both explored each other's mouths. Not leavinga single crevice untouched. It seemed even more intense because they didn't close their eyes. The stare made Lyserg melt. His arms snaked themselves around Hao's neck, and his legs wrapped around Hao's waist. Soon Hao needed oxygen and pulled away. "Sorry Lyserg, not all of us can hold our breaths longer than 4 minutes." Hao gasped. Their foreheads were pressed together, and the tips of each other's noses were pressed together as well. Lyserg's eyes were darkened with lust, making Hao quiver slightly.

They kissed again. Hao with his left arm, pulled a knife out of the kitchen drawer to rip Lyserg's shirt open. God damn it, he was horny as hell. But then, nobody can blame him. Especially if he has the most adorable boyfriend in the whole wide world. Lyserg pushed Hao away, and looked at his now destroyed shirt and then glared at his boyfriend. "You ruined a..." he couoldn't say anymore when Hao crushed their lips together again. Lyserg grabbed the knife from Hao and... ropped Hao's poncho. Hao let go of Lyserg, then sighed. "Oh well, good thing I have thousands of those." he said and nipped on Lyserg's neck. Lyserg forgot about his anger as he grew more aroused, and Hao trailed down his chest and sucked on his nipples.

"Hao..." Lyserg gasped. Hao grinned around the nipple and teased the other with his fingers. While the other hand was playing with the nipple, the other was unzipping Lyserg's pants. Lyserg was moaning from the pleasure, as he felt a hand wrap inself around his hard shaft. Once Lyserg's pants were at his ankles, Hao pulled it out of his pocket. Lyserg saw it and gasped. Hao just put on him a... cock ring. "Hao, what are you- "Lyserg, don't you trust me?" Hao asked. The green haired boy looked into the fire shaman's eyes, and nodded. I mean, how could you have a relationship with someone if you don't? Or forgive someone? Hao can be so stupid sometimes...

Hao turned around and saw the sink faucet. Perfect. He pulled at it and smirked. It was detachable. Excellent. He pulled it, and opened the lub bottle. Lyserg was waiting patiently, waiting for Hao. But then suddenly, something was pushed inside him. "Oooh!" Lyserg gasped in content. But this is strange. It didn't feel like Hao. It seemed cold, and too hard and slick. Like metal... Lyserg looked to see it was the faucet that was giving him so much pleasure and glared at Hao. Hao smirked. "What, don't tell me you didn't like it." Hao said, and thrust the metallic faucet into his lover. Lyserg couldn't deny it, it felt good. "Faster," Lyserg gasped. Hao complied and moved it in and out of his needy lover. Too bad the cock ring would deny him of release.

But then the feeling of the faucet inside him disappointed him, making Lyserg blindly buck his hips back. Trying to find it, so it could plunge into him again. Hao smirked at his lover's antics, and whispered, "Don't worry Diethel, I won't leave you like that babe,". He spread a generous amount of lub on his hard on, and thrust into Lyserg. Lyserg gasped. He saw white and bucked back to Hao. "HAO!" he cried. That damn cock ring. The head of his penis was almost purple, and pre-cum was falling down in little streams. Hao thrust into Lyserg and picked up the pace as Lyserg screamed at him to. When he felt his climax near, Hao undid the cock ring. Just two more thrusts that struck his prostate, and Lyserg screamed out the pyromaniac Asakura's name and felt limp. Seeing Lyserg reach completion sended Hao over the edge and came inside Lyserg...

... Once they caught their breaths, they got off the counter and went to take a bath. They so needed one. "Oy, don't forget to spray the counter and the faucet Hao!" Lyserg reminded as he walked to the hot spring. Hao smirked and grabbed the can of spray paint and started spraying. He smirked. "I bet we'll run out 2 days from now and have to buy more." Hao said to himself. Of course, tomorrow was going to be an even more fun day. Especially if Lyserg agreed to the maid outfit...

HAWAII

Manta was playing on the beach, but then just felt a creepy crawly feeling. It told him he tomorrow when he got back to Japan that he shouldn't visit Yoh...

CHAPTER 2 OVER

Me: I know it's short. But I wanted a lot of stuff to happen in chapter 3. What with the Horo/Ren lemon and Yoh/Anna one as soon as I am finished with that.

Ren: You suck at this.

Me: Do not! Right Horohoro?

Horohoro: Actually, youkind of do.

Me: I feel like crying. -sigh- Read and review. Next chapter won't be about Hao and Lyserg... as I just typed not 5 seconds ago... bye!