disclaimer: Harry Potter and co. belong to J.K. Rowling. I am not her.

warnings: sexual harassment and... well, I guess that's pretty much it.

A/N: Yay, I updated! aplodesFun, isn't it? Happy New Year everyone. Read the story.


"Daniel."

The boy in question turned around and dropped his books on the floor. "You look like shit."

Harry gave him a humorless smile. "Yes, well, I had an interesting weekend."

"Fancy telling me about it?" Danny asked as he bent down to pick up his books. Harry sat down on the floor.

"Long story short, I slept in the same bed with Draco and told him that I want him. Oh, and I kissed him a couple of times, too. And I told that we fucked."

Danny dropped the books again. "You told him that we fucked?"

"Yes."

"Why?"

"Because he asked."

"He asked? Just like that? He just said hey, have you had sex with Danny?"

"Pretty much, yeah."

"You told Draco, the guy who hangs out with the freaking football team, that you and I had sex?"

"Yes. But don't worry, he won't tell anyone."

"How can you know that?" Danny was starting to freak out now.

"He promised."

"Oh, he promised. Well, that makes it all alright." Danny finally got all of his books into his bag and they started walking to their first class. "You slept in the same bed then?"

"Yep."

"But no hot sex?"

"Nope."

"Just sleeping?"

"Yep."

"You two are the weirdest people I know." Danny told, shaking his head.

"You have no idea." Harry muttered.

"So he fancies you then?"

"I-" But Harry was cut off by a tiny blonde who just couldn't shut up.

"Hi guys. What's up?" Ann asked cheerfully.

"Um… Nothing's up. Or is there?" Harry questioned cautiously. Danny seemed that he had lost his ability to speak.

"Well, actually there is. I'm having my birthday party at this club called T.C. this Saturday and you guys have to come! I'm not taking no for an answer!"

Um… I guess in that case we'll be there. Right Danny?"

But Danny just gave Ann a nervous smile. "Yeah, we'll be there." Harry translated the smile.

-

"Hello, sir, what can I get you?" Draco smiled and patiently waited when the man on the other side of the counter tried to decide if he wanted a latte or a cappuccino. "Hey Harry, go clear up the tables, would you?" He told Harry who was sitting on a stool next to him doing, well, nothing.

"I think I'll have a cappuccino."

"Okay, that would be 1.50, sir. Thank you, I'll get it for you in the table in a minute." Draco smiled again, started making the cappuccino and gave Harry a very nasty look. "Hey, drama queen, did you hear me? Go clear up the tables."

"Why me?"

"Because you're not doing anything."

"But I don't wanna." Harry whined like he was a two-year-old.

"Honestly, I couldn't care less. C'mon, you're not being paid for just sitting here."

"But I'm tired."

Draco rolled his eyes and then flashed a charming smile to the next customer who only wanted to know if they sold children's books. They didn't. Draco turned back to Harry, the charming smile gone. "I don't care if you're tired, just get off your butt and go clear up the tables."

"Why?"

"Because the tables need to be cleared up. Look, I'm now going to take this coffee to that cute customer over there and when I come back you better be out there with a tray and a rag."

Harry rolled his eyes to Draco's back. "Cute customer, yeah right." He muttered as he actually did take a tray and a rag and went to clean the tables. Draco was already coming back when he hadn't even finished with the first table. An evil thought crept into Harry's mind…

"Hey!" Draco turned around and saw a very innocent looking Harry in front of him. "Did you just pinch my butt?"

"Now why would I want to do that?" Harry asked with an extremely innocent tone. Maybe a little too innocent.

"Oh please, go sexually harass someone else."

"I can't. I have tables to clear up. And you have a line."

"Oh ha, ha, ha." Draco remarked humorlessly before he hurried to the counter.

Ten minutes later the tables were cleared up and the line was gone. Harry sat back on his stool as Draco put clean glasses on their place. "I'm bored." Harry whined, again.

"Help put the glasses on their place." Draco replied simply. For his surprise Harry did as he was told.

"I'm being a bitch because of the withdrawal symptoms, you know."

"I know."

"So no hard feelings?"

"The only hard thing here is you."

"Oh please, go sexually harass someone else." Harry smirked and placed his hand in Draco's backpocket, making the blonde blush violently.

"Harry, please. This is a public place."

"What, your pocket?"

"Idiot." Draco rolled his eyes, again, put the last glass on its place and turned to return to the backroom. Harry took advantage of the new situation and put his other hand in Draco's other backpocket so that he had his hands around the blonde. "Idiot."

"You already said that."

"I know. I just thought that maybe you didn't hear it. Now go clear up that table over there so that we can leave. Eddie and Shauna should be here soon."

"Why me?"

"Because I will do the dishes because there's this twisted idea of the dishwasher being a boy-eating monster in your head."

"Fine." Harry admitted his lost and again took a tray and a rag and went off to do what he had done many times before.

"Hey sexy beast." A red headed girl with freckles smiled widely to Draco. "Is Eddie here yet?"

"No, not yet. You're early."

"Better early than late." She stated and went off to change her shirt. Draco glanced around and figured that since there were no customers he could go do the dishes.

"That's it, I'm done. Can I go change?" Harry asked with the I'm-so-tired-and-bored-and-want-to-get-the-hell-out-of-here-tone.

"Yeah, I guess. Is Eddie here yet?"

"Nope. You wanna come change with me?"

"I'll do the dishes and see if Shauna needs help first."

"Since when have you been all goody good mister help- Eddie's here, yay, let's go Drakie." Harry grabbed Draco's arm and practically dragged Draco to the backroom to get changed.

"I think I liked you better when you were still on drugs." The blonde muttered as he took off his green work shirt which said Café Morel on the back and the front. He jumped as he felt a pair of cold hands snake around his waist. Harry placed his head on his bare shoulder.

"You smell nice."

"Yeah, I definitely liked you better then. Harry, hands off, please?"

"Oh please, you know you like it."

"That's not the point."

"What is it then?"

"I don't know. Could I just get changed without being molested?"

Harry let out a dramatic sigh and changed his own shirt. "I wasn't going to molest you."

"And nobody appreciates that more than me."

Harry sat on a bench and watched as Draco buttoned his black shirt. "Draco?"

"Harry?"

"Remember when I said that I want you?"

"Yeah…" Draco answered cautiously. How could he not remember? "What about it?"

"You didn't say anything after that."

He didn't answer. What could he possibly say? He had no idea what he felt for Harry. Or did he feel at all.

"As you're saying nothing now. Okay, let's just go home and forget that it ever happened." Harry stood up to leave but Draco grabbed his arm and crashed his lips on Harry's. Yes, he definitely felt for Harry. And it was something good. "Wow." Harry smiled as Draco finally pulled away. "And how exactly should I take this?"

Draco didn't answer. He grabbed his stuff and motioned Harry to do the same. "Let's go home."

"Not before you tell me what's going on." Harry protested. C'mon, you gorgeous bastard! Answer my freaking question!

"It can wait."

"Until what?"

"Until you're well again."

"I am well!"

"No, you're not. C'mon, let's go."

"No."

"No?" Draco repeated, quite confused. "Fine. You do whatever you want, but I'm going home." And so he left. Harry ran after him. It was pouring rain outside, again. It never seemed to stop. "Nice of you to join me." Draco smiled sadly as Harry started walking beside him.

"I am well."

"No, you're not. You're having mood swings, you whine like a baby, you snap at me, you yell at me, you try to molest me and you try to punch me in the face. You are not well."

"When did I try to-"

"Last night."

"Oh." Harry couldn't really argue with that. Last night he had most certainly had a major fit and a breakdown and he had tried to hit Draco in the face. "Sorry about that."

"It's ok. I know you're having hard time."

"No, not hard time. The time I'm having is hell." They walked in silence, and in rain, and neither of them spoke until they could see Drury Lane 13 again. "Since when have you been all friendly and helpful to Shauna and Eddie? Or anyone for that matter?"

Draco let out a laugh. "I dunno, really. I suppose I've actually learned something here."

"Oh yeah? So you mean that…?" Harry smiled wickedly.

"Yes."

"C'mon, say it."

"Why, we both know what I mean."

"I want you to say it."

"Well, you can't always have what you want." Draco stated and opened the front door.

"C'mon, just say it! It's nothing to be ashamed of." Harry told and shook his head like a wet dog trying to get dry. "C'mon, Drakie…?"

Draco sighed. "Fine. Muggles aren't really that bad after all. There, I said it, happy now?"

"Yes. Very happy." Harry smiled victoriously. "Do we have food?"

"Yeah, but you need to cook first." Draco muttered as he walked into the living room and switched the TV on.

"Could you?" Harry asked with the please-I'm-starving-and-can't-cook-myself-tone.

"Could I what?"

"Cook. Make food. Prepare dinner." He sat next to the blonde with the puppy eyes look.

"Harry, I'm not gonna cook for you."

"Why not? You must be hungry too."

"Not really."

Harry started to pout but Draco chose to ignore it. "Is today Saturday?" He asked then.

"We just came from work. What'd you think?"

"Then you must get ready."

"Get ready for what?"

"Ann's birthday party. It's tonight."

"Ann's?" Draco repeated like he had never heard the name.

"Yes, Ann's. Ann Hirch. The tiny blonde who never shuts up."

"Harry..." Draco sighed and rubbed his forehead. "I don't think a party's a good idea."

"And why not?"

"Because of what you're going through at the moment."

"Oh please, I'm not gonna freak 'cause of a few drinks. I think that having some fun would do good for me and my recovering." Harry told matter of factly." C'mon, get that cute butt of yours upstairs and make yourself look gorgeous!" He cried and thenpointed the stairs with his finger. Draco raised his eyebrow but yet he did get up and walked upstairs, Harry following.

"You think my butt is cute?" He asked in the halfway of the stairs.

"Oh piss off, will you?"


A/N: Aaw, Harry's always such a charmer, isn't he? Press that little 'Go'-button and make me happy.

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kozie: I'm not telling. You just have to wait and see. Yes, I'm evil, I know. Maybe they'll get drunk in the party and go home and...? SilentWater13: No, his mom did. Vampire Angel of Death: I would like to see you hunting me down. Fefyssssss: I try to update more often but you know that place where you have to go five days a week and where they teach you stuff and give you lots of homework? It's really being a pain in the butt and sometimes I just want to drop out but then again if I drop out there's no way I'm going to US next year. And I really, really want togo. So I'm not dropping out and you just have to be patient. Ki'le: I don't know, actually. The idea just popped into my head in the middle of the night. The first idea was just to send Harry and Draco somewhere and the drugs came along a little later. Maybe they came along because I'm feeling like shit most of the time and sometimes I feel like I'm having a breakdown and then I would just really like to get high and forget everything. So I made Harry do it for me. Ausha Black: Yeah, it was supposed to be funny. Yeah, learning second languages is reeeally tough. I'm actually taking four second languages at the moment. English, French, Swedish and Latin. That makes four, right? Anyway, it's hard. For some reason I keep mixing French and Swedish which is crazy 'cause they are nothing like each other. Maybe I'm just weird... No, not maybe, I know that I am. Anyway...

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