Me: Hello!

Lyserg: Finally… someone else is going to-

Me: Only you think of it as torture.

Hao: I can't wait for the next chapter…

Anna: Well step out of the spot light. The rest of us are the stars for this chapter.

Me: That's true.

Hao: Unfair!

Me: But even though I love you and Lyserg... I like Horo/Ren and Yoh/Anna too! Though

CHAPTER 3

Horo and Ren were looking at the sky scrapers, Horo looking in amazement. Ren smirked at his boyfriend's amusement, thinking he looked cute. What? Couldn't someone think their boyfriend was cute! Even it was Tao Ren! "Ren, you people are very industrious..." Horo said. "Well, we all have brains in China. Unlike a certain blue haired- "Don't you dare finish that sentence!" Horo yelled. "Or what?" Ren dared. Horo smirked and pulled Ren into the alley. "Or else I'll molest you in this alley way," Horo said. Ren blushed. "You idiot, don't do that! Someone could- oh!" Ren moaned as Horo sucked on the lobe of his ear. Damn his weaknesses... "Let them watch." Horo whispered into Ren's ear. The tone of lust made Ren's body shake. He sort of felt like a puddle of goo, with the way his knees were quivering and his arms draped desperately around Horohoro's neck.

"Horo..." Ren gasped. The ainu then pulled Ren's legs so they wrapped around his waist and grinded him against the wall. Ren moaned again and pushed back against his boyfriend. Horo with one hand in Ren's hair, another was slipping under Ren's shirt. Their arousals rubbing aginst each other, making them feel electric sparks being sent through their body. Sloppy kisses, heated touches, it was too much. Both came at the same time, and stayed there, trying to catch their breath. Ren looked to the street and saw a five year old girl staring back at them in horror. Ren blushed let go of his boyfriend.

"YOU IDIOT!" he yelled. The girl then made a mad dash, probably scarred for life...

AT LUNCH

Ren was still not speaking to Horohoro, Anna was noticing the tension and sighed. Yoh just laughed. "It's okay Anna, it's healthy for a relationship to have some bumps on it's road," Yoh whispered to the blonde. She sighed. "But it's annoying to watch," Anna said. Yoh had that lazy grin on his face. "Oh, was it annoying to watch when we got drunk on saki and- "Don't you dare make me remember. I threw that tape away as soon as I was sober the next morning." Anna growled and hit Yoh on the head. For once, it wasn't so painful that Yoh felt like crying. "Haha, Anna, I think you're going soft on me." Yoh laughed. Anna just sighed and smiled. Yoh may be an idiot, but he was her idiot. And she loved him, no matter how weird he is. Though her mind was also on the house... little shivers ran down her back.

Horo noticed this (cause he wasn't talking to Ren), and asked her if she was cold. Anna shook her head... "No, but knowing what kind of sicko pervert Hao is... I think we should move into a different house Yoh." Anna said. This made all the guys nervous. "They can't do... 'it'... all the time! ... Can they?" Horo asked. Ren smacked him on the head. Horo cheered. "Yes, Ren's paying attention to me again!", and Ren sighed at this. His boyfriend was so stupid. "Oi, Ren, why are you mad at Horohoro anyways?" Yoh asked. Ren blushed and couldn't make eye contact with Yoh. Yoh looked at Horo and he was blushing as well. "Oh my god, you nymphomaniacs! Wait until you get home first!" Anna yelled out. Horo then retorted back, "Well, guys don't need condoms (well, you could but they only did it with each other). And you and Yoh probably don't stuff them in your pockets," he stopped what he was saying for he saw the death glare in Anna's eyes.

"I know what Anna means about Hao's pervertedness. I can't believe Lyserg can stand him," Ren said. Yoh smirked. "Oh yeah, he used to flirt with you- "He flirts with everyone! Even you Yoh!" Anna said with jealousy in her tone. Yoh sighed. "You still haven't forgiven Hao for flirting with me, have yo- "Of course not. Yoh's my property," Anna said. Ren and Horohoro sighed at her bluntness. Though Yoh didn't seem to mind. "Well, that party a while back was funny. Especially since I was the only one that can remember what happened without watching that video Anna threw out." Yoh grinned. "Don't remind us!" the three other people yelled at him...

FLASHBACK

Everyone was freaking drunk in the Asakura house. They were all celebrating Yoh's victory over Hao. Though a surprising knock on the door was heard. Manta opened the door and yelled out "Oh my god! HE CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD!". Yoh and everyone ran out to see it was Hao. Hao smiled. "What, I can't join the party?" he asked a pout on his lips (Take this moment to imagine than and go "KAWAII!"). Yoh smiled. He could tell was no longer trying to kill people. He just knew it. "Oh course onii-chan, in fact, I'd love you to come in." Yoh said. Everyone looked at him. "Okay Yoh, justbecause we all had too much saki- "I mean even Chocolove passed out, and will have quite a hang over, but we do not invite evil brothers!" Lyserg yelled. Yoh shrugged and said, "I'll enjoy his company,"...

2 HOURS LATER

Everything was going whacko! Horo and Ren weren't at each other's throats (fighting), but instead they were at... each other. Anna, Pirika, and Jun were video taping it for their own amusement (Anna was holding the camera). Ryu had passed out, Manta left early, and Tamao had passed out as well. Meanwhile, Hao, Yoh, and Lyserg were on the couch (in that order with Yoh in the middle). Hao had his arms draped around Yoh, and was nuzzling his cheek. "Thank you otouto for inviting me to your party," Hao said. Yoh smiled. "Your welcome Hao," Yoh said. Lyserg looked at the brothers and laughed drunkly. The boy was such a light weight.

"You know what would be awesome, seeing you two make out." Lyserg said. Yoh gasped and Hao smirked. "So little innocent Lyserg is into that sort of stuff... interesting." Hao said. Hao started licking Yoh's cheek, making Yoh shudder. Oh my god, he is sick! "Why don't we give Lyserg a- "HAO! Stay away from Yoh!" Anna yelled. She dropped the video camera and punched Hao right in the cheek. Hao just laughed. Not evilly, but like a little kid. Lyserg was amazed. "Wow, that's a pretty hard one." Hao said. The Asakura twins both started laughing, making Lyserg confused. Suddenly, he realized what he said earlier and dashed out of the room. Hao decided to go after him.

Yoh smiled. "I think their relationship is going to change drastically," Yoh said... (We can't see how they got together cause this is Yoh's flashback)

FLASHBACK OVER

LATER THAT NIGHT

Anna sighed. Yoh was looking out at the stars, and totally ignoring her. "Yoh, come here," Anna said. Yoh turned and smiled. He slipped into bed beside Anna and pressed their lips softly against each other. Anna loved this. These soft touches that made butterflies in her stomach act up. Her hands slipping under Yoh's shirt and grasping at his broad shoulders. Pulling apart briefly and then plunging into each other's mouth's again. Anna gasped softly as she felt one of Yoh's hands touch one of her breasts. Playing with her body, teasing her. Tingles went down her spine, and wished to see Yoh naked. She started by slipping Yoh's shirt off and let her hands flow over the plains of Yoh's back. They were muscular, yet they were as soft as cream.

"Yoh, do you know that I love you?" Anna asked. Yoh smiled. "How can I not? When Horo and Ren are away, you tell me any chance you get." Yoh said and kissed her ear. Anna licked at the crevice of Yoh's ear and hissed as she felt cold air hit her heated body. Yoh had removed her shirt (It looks like just a big shirt to me), and so she was only in her pink panties with white lace. Yoh's skillful tongue traced down the dips and curves of her beautiful body, harsh pants and moans excaping from Anna's mouth. Yoh then reached the plains of her stomach and slowly (almost like torture to Anna), slipped her panties off with his mouth.

Yoh thought Anna was absolutely gorgeous. Her blonde hair wet from sweat, her body glistened, and she was perfect in every way to him. He only wanted to please her, and spread her legs apart. He put his head in between and suckled on Anna's clit. She gasped out, and moaned Yoh's name softly. Only wanting more. Yoh smirked and his tongue thrust into Anna. Anna gasped. He held her hips so she couldn't buck into his face and he moved his tongue in and out fster. Anna felt the heat rise in her stomach and she exploded into Yoh's mouth. Yoh swallowed in all and smiled back at Anna. "Anna, if you keep being so loud, we'll wake up Horo and Ren." Yoh said.

She just glared at him. Though it doesn't seem as effective now since she was naked and needy as hell. Yoh knew what she wanted and started unzipping his pants. He tossed them aside and grabbed a condom out from drawer next to the bed. He put it on himself carefully, god it hurt when tried to put it on the first time. Anna was playing with herself. One hand on her left nipple, the other at her clit. "Yoh, I want you now!" she yelled. Yoh complied and moved her hand away. Positinoing his hard on at Anna's entrance and slowly moving in. Anna gasped. She loved this feeling. "Yoh, move!" she ordered. Yoh didn't need to be told and moved in rhythm with Anna.

Soon both were practically showered in sweat, moving faster as one. Anna's screams and moans of pleasure, begging for more. Soon the blonde girl orgasmed and tightened herself around Yoh. Yoh couldn't take it anymore and released into the condom. Yoh then pulled out of Anna, making her sigh softly in loss...

MEANWHILE IN HOROHORO AND REN'S ROOM

... "Yoh, I want you now!" a high pitched voice yelled. Ren growled and Horohoro was angry as well. Those two were so god damn loud! Then Horohoro struck gold on an idea and turned to Ren. "Why don't me and Yoh have a contest? See if you or Anna could scream louder..." Horo said and pulled the purple haired boy into his arms and kissed him. Ren just sighed and enjoyed himself. He grabbed his kwan do's blade and used it to slice the ainu's pajama's open. Horo gasped and pushed Ren away. "What the hell- "What, I want some now!" Ren said and tackled Horo. Crushing their bodies together, Horo could definitely tell his boyfriend was horny as hell. Horo performed a world record speed in getting-those-damn-annoying-clothes-off-my-hot-and-sexy-lover's-body.

Horo gasped as Ren nipped at that spot on his neck and grinded hard against him. He used his left leg to spread his thighs and rubbed heatedly against Ren's entrance. Ren moaned. Stupid Horo. Horohoro then draped Ren's legs over his shoulders and looked down at his lover. He covered him in soft kisses and kissed the head of his erection. Ren moaned and his hands grasped at the bedsheets. Horo's tongue swirling around the sensitive head, never breaking eye contact with Ren. The purple haired boy growled and yelled "God damn it Horo! Just fucking take me!". Horo gave a thinking look and said, "Not yet,". Horo lowered his face down and licked against Ren's balls. Ren buckled his hips up and gasped for more.

Horo ignored his lover's cries and plunged his tongue into Ren's hole. Ren was surprised and bucked back in blind pleasure. "HORO! Please..." Ren pleaded. Horo decided to give Ren what he wanted and started fingering to prepare him. First his index finger. Slipping in and out of Ren until it hit his prostate. Then he used two fingers and hit Ren's pleasure spot faster. "Please Horo!" Ren begged. The ainu rid of his fingers and thrust his hard shaft into Ren. Ren bucked back in pleasure, the white stars were blinding his vision and his senses were intensified. Horo thrust faster and faster into Ren's needy body, groaning in the tightness and heat of Ren. Ren's harsh panting and moans were due to the white searing pleasure that Horo was assaulting him with. Soon the pleasure became to great of Tao Ren and he came on Horo's stomach. Horo was so close. Just another thrust into his lover was all it took for him to climax...

ANNA AND YOH'S ROOM

..."God damn it Horo! Just fucking take me!" Ren's voice yelled. Anna growled. She was tired and they were so freaking loud!

CHAPTER 3 OVER

Me: Well, the next chapter has to do with maid outfits, feather dusters, suits, and Manta getting traumatized!

Lyserg: I thought I was your favorite character on-

Me: You are, and I like pairing you with Hao.

Hao: -smirks- -pulls Lyserg into the closet-

Me: Bye and review people! I'm going to try to take pictures!