Me: Hello, I love all your reviews everyone!
Lyserg: I wish I was never created.
Me: Why? It's not like I own you.
Hao: That's right. I do.
Lyserg: DIE!
Hao: No.
Lyserg: Argh!
Me: -sweatdrop- Anyways… let's start chapter 5… shall we? Mostly romantic fluff (cuddling), and junk. Also, Yoh is shaman king... just to let you know...
CHAPTER 5
Hao spray painted the whole room and smirked at Manta who just fainted after he saw him and his lover. Lyserg tried anything he could, slapping Manta lightly on the face, and yelling at him. But it seemed no use. "Hao! I think we killed him!" Lyserg gasped. Hao sighed. "Lyserg, he has a pulse. So technically he is still alive. Just in deep shock," he said calmly. Lyserg understood and grabbed some blankets from down the hall. "I heard that people who go into shock get cold," Lyserg explained and wrapped Manta up and carried him to lie in another room. After all, I'm not sure if Manta rolls in his sleep... and if he does, he's going to wonder why he has red spray paint all over himself. He closed the door to the room Manta lay and sighed. This was really awkward.
"Come on Lyserg, lets go take a bath and take a nice nap." Hao suggested. Lyserg nodded and both guys started removing their clothing. Everything was peaceful in the bath, the only touching they did was scrubbing each other's backs and holding hands. Like a normal, innocent couple. It was... well, I can't find a better word so I'll say it... CUTE! KAWAII! Okay, I said it. Lyserg and Hao went into another room and there was a mattress already there. Hao grabbed another blanket from the closet and draped it over both himself and Lyserg. "Have a nice nap Lyserg," Hao whispered. Lyserg nodded and greeted Hao the same thing.
Of course Hao could sleep and just wanted Lyserg to take a nap so he could stare at him without Lyserg looking at him funny. Hm... you'd think that those two would be the last people on earth the get together. It was actually pretty stupid how they got together in the first place. Even though Lyserg couldn't remember, he could...
FLASHBACK
Everyone was freaking drunk in the Asakura house. They were all celebrating Yoh's victory over Hao. Though a surprising knock on the door was heard. Manta opened the door and yelled out "Oh my god! HE CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD!". Yoh and everyone ran out to see it was Hao. Hao smiled. "What, I can't join the party?" he asked a pout on his lips (Take this moment to imagine that and go "KAWAII!"). Yoh smiled. He could tell was no longer trying to kill people. He just knew it. "Oh course onii-chan, in fact, I'd love you to come in." Yoh said. Everyone looked at him. "Okay Yoh, just because we all had too much saki- "I mean even Chocolove passed out, and will have quite a hang over, but we do not invite evil brothers!" Lyserg yelled. Yoh shrugged and said, "I'll enjoy his company,"...
2 HOURS LATER
Everything was going whacko! Horo and Ren weren't at each other's throats (fighting), but instead they were at... each other. Anna, Pirika, and Jun were video taping it for their own amusement (Anna was holding the camera). Ryu had passed out, Manta left early, and Tamao had passed out as well. Meanwhile, Hao, Yoh, and Lyserg were on the couch (in that order with Yoh in the middle). Hao had his arms draped around Yoh, and was nuzzling his cheek. "Thank you otouto for inviting me to your party," Hao said. Yoh smiled. "Your welcome Hao," Yoh said. Lyserg looked at the brothers and laughed drunkly. The boy was such a light weight.
"You know what would be awesome, seeing you two make out." Lyserg said. Yoh gasped and Hao smirked. "So little innocent Lyserg is into that sort of stuff... interesting." Hao said. Hao started licking Yoh's cheek, making Yoh shudder. Oh my god, he is sick! "Why don't we give Lyserg a- "HAO! Stay away from Yoh!" Anna yelled. She dropped the video camera and punched Hao right in the cheek. Hao just laughed. Not evilly, but like a little kid. Lyserg was amazed. "Wow, that's a pretty hard one." Hao said. The Asakura twins both started laughing, making Lyserg confused. Suddenly, he realized what he said earlier and dashed out of the room. Hao decided to go after him.
Hao could hear his otouto say in the distance, "I think their relationship is going to change drastically,". What did Yoh exactly mean by that? Lyserg hated him with a deep desire, he couldn't blame him. Hao made him an orphan. He had everything he ever wanted, and Hao destroyed it for Lyserg. He found Lyserg crying in the corner of a dark room, and he frowned. "Hey, the party's in the other room. What are you doing here?" Hao asked. Lyserg saw it was Hao and moved his gaze to the floor. Hao walked to him and kneeled so that he was eye to eye with Lyserg. "I'm not going to tease you, I mean, both me and Yoh are exceptionally go- "That's not it! I can't believe my feelings of you change so suddenly! I hate you Hao Asakura!" the green haired boy yelled.
Hao winced at his intensity, and sighed. He cupped the soft cheek and wiped the tears with his thumb. "You don't mean that, do you?" Hao asked, knowing the answer. Lyserg looked into Hao's eyes and was shaking with fear. "No," Lyserg then paused so he couldn't look at him, "I think that if I say that to myself, then it will be true, but- "But what?" Hao asked. Lyserg's tears were running down faster and soaked Hao's hand. "But I can't hate you anymore! I don't know why, but I feel a need to impress you now that there is no tournament. In some way," Lyserg cried. Lyserg looked so fragile, like glass. Hao didn't know what to do. "Diethel, you need to let it go- "YOU KILLED MY," Lyserg could no longer yell for Hao had sealed the gap between their lips...
Lyserg just kept crying and just lay limp in Hao's arms. The fire building inside him... he couldn't understand this feeling. Hao pulled away and they stared into each other's eyes. "Hao..." Lyserg said...
FLASHBACK OVER
Hao smiled. Lyserg was now his. Ryu could burn in hell, he wasn't letting Lyserg go. Lyserg stirred in his sleep and felt a pair of eyes on him. He opened them to see it was Hao, sitting up and not taking a nap like he suggested. "How come you aren't sleeping?" Lyserg asked. Hao smiled. "Cause I want to watch you sleep." Hao said. Lyserg sighed. His boyfriend was weird... but then again, this is Hao we are talking about. "Now, how about a kiss?" Hao asked. Lyserg smiled, and sat in Hao's lap. He arms were lazily around Hao's neck and they kissed softly. Tongues not caring about dominance, just enjoying the taste of the other. Then they heard a soft thud and looked to see what had happened.
Manta had apparently recovered... then fainted again when he saw them.
"Poor Manta-san," Lyserg said with sympathy. Hao laughed, making Lyserg glare at him. "You have no emotions," Lyserg pouted. The older Asakura twin weaved his hands through Lyserg's hair and whispered against his lips, "Then why is it when I see you, I think I'm going to die with the way my heart races.". Lyserg gasped. "Hao, what," he was stopped by Hao's kiss and closed his eyes. You'd never think it, but Hao was a romantic at heart. When they stopped kissing, Lyserg said, "I love you too Hao,". This made the fire shaman smile, and they kissed again.
"Now, go back to sleep Lyserg,"...
AFTER NAP TIME
After Lyserg awoke from his nap, he heard the sound of Hao cursing. Apparently Manta is awake and still remembers everything. "Look Tanma- "It's Manta! And I thought you two hated each other!" Manta gasped. Lyserg sighed and walked in on the two's conversation. "So Manta, why are you here in the first place anyways? Yoh and Anna went on vacation with Horo and Ren." Lyserg said. Manta was confused. "Really?" Manta said. Hao and Lyserg both nodded. "I never knew... um... sorry about um- "No, it's okay Manta." Lyserg said. Manta then started walking out of the house, his left eye still twitching. "Poor Manta-san," Lyserg said. "I don't feel sorry, I'd love to get the chance to see you- "Shut up Hao!" Lyserg yelled. Honestly... Hao was a pervert...
BACK IN CHINA
... "Why do I have a feeling something bad and humiliating happened at the house?" Anna said out loud. Yoh smirked. "Knowing my onii-chan, something probably did!" Yoh laughed. Anna slapped him on the head. Boy, she'd better be careful or Yoh won't have any brain cells left!
BACK IN JAPAN
Hao and Lyserg had to go shopping. They had ran out of some eggs, milk, sugar, tea, and spray paint. Yeah, stupid cans should come in bigger sizes... anyways! Lyserg was so embarrassed that they were only in the house for not even four full days and had used up the spray paint. "Come on Lyserg, why are you blushing? Having naughty thoughts about me?" Hao asked. Lyserg glared at him and growled, "No! Just thinking what a perv you are,". Hao smirked. What a lovely couple... don't you think?
Once they got home, Hao was going to use that spray paint right away...
CHAPTER 5 OVER
Me: No lemon!
Lyserg: Thank you god,
Hao: -pouts- But I like lemons.
Me: -sigh- I know, I do too. But I wanted a fluffy chapter for a change.
Lyserg: HELP ME!
Me: Oh shut up! -sigh- Read and review,